Your paranormal abilities

[Urban Ranger]

I think I have come up with a good scam. First we get Skanky to go around causing computers to breakdown, then we have you charge loads of $ to stare at them.

[Skanky Burns]

Sure, I'll be in on that scam.


Another one: My fiance stopped a tape that was playing an advertisement, and on tv was that exact same commercial at exactly the same point that it was on the tape. Even stranger, the tape was recorded off another station than the tv was playing.
Ok, so it was more of a coincidence than anything, but still was rather strange.

[tinyp3nis]

That happened to me once too. I was the idiot with the problem, couldn't solve it and called a friend, he came, walked in the room, and I said "Hey look at this, it wont... wtf... where's the problem?" There was none anymore. Then he also said that happens to him often.

[Jaguar]

OK I just remembered another paranormal thing. I was listening to a song on my headphones, and on six separate occasions during the song, someone said the exact same word that was being sung.

Don't know what that was about.


orange that "something to share" sense is a damn useful skill. I need to learn that.


Lastly, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks Catholic girls are unusually hot.

[Alexander's Horse]

GLENDOWER
I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

HOTSPUR
Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?

GLENDOWER
Why, I can teach you, cousin, to command
The devil.

HOTSPUR
And I can teach thee, coz, to shame the devil
By telling truth: tell truth and shame the devil.
If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither,
And I'll be sworn I have power to shame him hence.
O, while you live, tell truth and shame the devil!

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by tinyp3nis
I have an excellent bull**** detector. It's of the scale now.

See and people wonder why freaks only come out at night.

[Flandrien]

Originally posted by Lorizael
I can create an aura around myself that makes people leave me alone.

That's not paranormal.
That's just simple body language.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
I once got 50 out of 50 on a telepathy test at school. Everyone (including the teachers) was a bit freaked out.

They didn't know I cheated, though.

I did this too, with those cards they use to test clairvoyance. I got "guessed" enough in a row correctly that the odds of randomly doing it were something like several billion to one. The strange thing was that I wasn't cheating, and my lab partners were freaked out. It comes and goes, alas. I can usually count on an advantage playing poker (for instance), but I can't be sure of any particular hand. My real talent is communication though, reading others minds for particular bits of data, or conversely sending messages to other people. I can even have a devestating effect on other people's abilities to do things like shoot pool. It's a force so powerful that it can only be used for good or evil. Fortunately that choice has been left up to me.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Lorizael

Oh, I can create an aura around myself that makes people leave me alone. I employ that one on the bus all the time.

Me too. It's called the "All-Bean Diet".

[Sikander]

Originally posted by dv8ed
Streetlights go out when I walk or drive by. This happens frequently. I can walk down a street and the lights will go out as I approach, then come back on when I'm past them.

This is by design (of the lamps). It keeps you in a wee bit of darkness while exposing anyone ahead or behind you alongside the walkway. They use motion detectors. It took me a long time to figure this out watching it happen to people every night on the street below.

[Az]

ROTF


I have prophetic dreams, with deja-vus. From the stupidest random events, to pop culture developements, to historical events.

Boy band songs that I heard years before they were published, for example.
And of course, things to do with school, and education.

[Sirotnikov]

Wow... Azazel, I was about to say a very similar thing.


I have prophetic dreams. I dreamt of the Gulf War ending the night that it ended. I dreamt of being accepted to the school I'm now in. I dreamt of being accepted into a certain IDF unit i got recently accepted to.

[Az]

must be that avatar influencing you.

[Aro]

It seems to be a military experiment... Something the Israeli Army is adding to the water, maybe... A WMP (Weapon of Mass Profhesy)!

[Adagio]

Originally posted by Starchild
Radios get *much* better reception when I'm near them.

I thought this was normal...

Originally posted by Lorizael
Oh, I can create an aura around myself that makes people leave me alone. I employ that one on the bus all the time.

You wouldn't by any chance know how to switch that off again... do you? I think I accidently switched that one on, by my birth... and I still can't get rid of it

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Also, when I am around other peoples computers, their computer gets many more errors than normal. I don't even need to touch the computer.

Me, and a friend of mine, has the same problem... whenever I get near his computer, it screws up... whenever he gets near my computer, it screws up