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Why was Magneto such a wuss?
I mean, couldn't he have wrapped himself in metal and used his control over magnetism to turn himself into a giant inducer? Control over magnets is all well and good, but personally, I'd like to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of my arse.
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Re: Why was Magneto such a wuss?
Might I suggest Taco Bell?Originally posted by loinburger
I'd like to be able to shoot lightning bolts out of my arse."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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He'd have been able to shoot lightning bolts out his arse. I'd call that pretty ****ing amazing.Originally posted by yavoon
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yes lightning bolts out ass is very de wussifying. I agree.Comment
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But what would he look like with a giant hunk of metal wrapped around himself?
That's the most important concern, afterall
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Oh, I don't imagine he'd look like a homosexual if he had metal wrapped around himself, particularly if he had shoulder spikes. He'd just have to make sure to keep the metal-to-leather ratio pretty high, that's all.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Magneto can wrap around my ass. It's all about Doc Ock! Wutang!http://monkspider.blogspot.com/Comment
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Suppose we give him a formfitting silver-plated armour.
Would this still work for the induction?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Sure, but he'll still need shoulder spikes. Silver armor is a bit swishy.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Not if you give him a cool helmet.Silver armor is a bit swishy.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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I believe Magnetic is able to use his magnetic power to throw lightning and otherwise electrocute.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Really? I've never seen him use it on any of the cartoons. He just does **** like, y'know, throwing hunks of metal at people, or attacking people with dreaded "magnetic waves" ("Oh no! My braces!"). I'll admit to never having read any of the comics, though.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Go to the original comics. IIRC, he nearly killed Kitty Pryde by inducing a charge through her.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Go to the original comics. IIRC, he nearly killed Kitty Pryde by inducing a charge through her.
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