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  • Are you smarter than the average Apolytoner?

    Thanks to JohnT and Snowfire for the poll idea.
    110
    I'm the smartest poster on Apolyton! Wrap around my ass!
    17.27%
    19
    99th percentile or higher. I'm a bloody genius!
    11.82%
    13
    90th percentile or higher. I are smart!
    26.36%
    29
    75th percentile or higher. Wutang is truly for the children!
    11.82%
    13
    50th percentile or higher. Smarter than the average bear!
    7.27%
    8
    Less than 50th percentile. My intellect is dismal. :(
    8.18%
    9
    Negative percentile. Is this even possible? :confused:
    2.73%
    3
    Banana percentile. This option is vaguely erotic...
    14.55%
    16
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  • #2
    I'd say I am negative percentile, but luckily there is the banana option
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    • #3
      Is the average Apolytoner you, LB?

      In that case, everyone's smarter.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #4
        I am among the samrtest people of 'Poly I dare say I compete with Faded Glory
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        • #5
          Is the average Apolytoner you, LB?

          In that case, everyone's smarter.
          /me scratches head.

          I hope you are not responsible for a logic class, Aggie.

          There are some smart cookies here on Apolyton, so I will say that I'm below average.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by obiwan18


            * obiwan18 scratches head.

            I hope you are not responsible for a logic class, Aggie.

            There are some smart cookies here on Apolyton, so I will say that I'm below average.
            Ah, you got it.

            I hope Spiffor saying that he was one of the "samrtest" people was also joking.

            This is a cr@p question. How about this one:

            "Which Apolytoners do you feel confident you could beat in a fight?"
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #7
              You wouldn't believe me anyway, so let the picture be worth a thousand words.


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              • #8
                In actuality I am probably the stupidest person on Poly, but I marked the 75% option out of respect for its judicious use of the word "Wutang". The Wutang Clan ain't nothin' to **** with.
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                • #9
                  Some of us are smarter than the average bear, while the rest of us are smarter than the average beer... oh well, there's always the banana!

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                  • #10
                    I'd say 75th percentile, but i think it really depends on how we define 'smart'. There's some guys on here I am floored by, because of their booksmarts and memorization ability, while others have a keen intellect and logic that is unbreakable. On rare occasion, you find someone with both.
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                    • #11
                      So 5 people have voted themselves the smartest person on Apolyton. Some people have no tact.

                      Well at least four, and probably all five of them, are wrong.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by orange
                        I'd say 75th percentile, but i think it really depends on how we define 'smart'. There's some guys on here I am floored by, because of their booksmarts and memorization ability, while others have a keen intellect and logic that is unbreakable. On rare occasion, you find someone with both.
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                        Only feebs vote.

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                        • #13
                          Smart? Debateable.

                          Persuasive? Yes.

                          That'll do for me.
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                          • #14
                            Polls like this are what the banana option is for.

                            Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                            In actuality I am probably the stupidest person on Poly, ...
                            Excellent sig material that!

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                            • #15
                              Banana, of course. Anyway, I'm the average Apolytoner.
                              I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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