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    Disputed Territories of Auldoninna

    The noise was thunderous! People from all over the lands of Apolyton turned their heads skywards to see this amazing sight. High over head descending from the clouds was a whole nation being transported from across the seas, out of the East PAcific region, flew the large industrial helicopters, dragging underneath them the lands of the Auldoninnas.

    A suitable vacant section of ocean was found and the new natio ndescended and finally came to rest. The tie wires were removed and without warning the helipcopters dissapeared out of sight.

    The peoples of Auldoninna were mildly surprised at this occurance, but so many other amazing things hasd occured in there short history that this was just yet another.

    And so began the history of The Auldoninnas within Apolyton.
    GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71
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    Welcome- and, are you still playing?
    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

    Asher on molly bloom

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    • #3
      only just found it so just started......
      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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      • #4
        Welcome. However most left this forum a while ago. At points, it has been a hugely active forum, however sadly it is no more.
        Smile
        For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
        But he would think of something
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        • #5
          The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 104 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

          The enormous, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and the Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23%. A healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

          Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, guns are banned, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

          Auldoninna is ranked 69th in the region and 24,203rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
          GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Drogue
            Welcome. However most left this forum a while ago. At points, it has been a hugely active forum, however sadly it is no more.
            Maybe we should attempt to revive it.

            Saluti
            "Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
            The trick is the doing something else."             — Leonardo da Vinci
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            "In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio

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            • #7
              *charging the devibrilator*
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              • #8
                The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a very large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 110 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                The enormous, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and the Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23%. A healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

                Public nudity is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

                Auldoninna is ranked 64th in the region and 55,120th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

                jjjj
                GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                • #9
                  The people of Auldoninna were flourishing under there great governemnt, or so the government reports stated. There were no disenters al lwere happy, more Gerbil recipes were being released daily and there absolutly was no shortage of Gerbils, Rumours of the Gerbil being extinct were just that stated the latest Government reports. Exploration into uncharteted islands had revealed an abundance of Gerbils. The daily ration of 5 gerbils per family though would b emaintained til lfurther notice.

                  The government wold also like to report the succesful integration of all Businesses into the government, CEO's now hold ministerial positions and this makes for cost savings as we no longer hav eto pay our government ministers as thy all have jobs already. This is another great achievement brought to you by your friendly government.

                  Further the government wishes to thank all its loyal citizens for upholding all the latest government inititives especially the "Clean the streets" campaign, the use of the modern toilet has seen the streets much cleaner recently.
                  GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                  • #10
                    Would the esteemed Auldoninnan government be interested in joining the Assimilation Corporation?
                    Hello, you've reached Majestic-12 Headquarters.
                    We are away, or unwilling to answer the phone at the moment, so please hold while we trace your call.
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                    • #11
                      The Auldonina governmetn always welxomes visitors, please step into our office and explain yourself more .... Here have a Gerbil, Fried and battered .
                      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                      • #12
                        No thanks, I only eat children.
                        [Unfolds Travelling Hypnoscope]
                        Now, look at the pretty patterns. Watch the patterns. Watch the patterns. Watch the patterns. Watch the patterns. Open your mind. Watch the patterns. Watch the patterns. Open your mind. Watch the patterns. Open your mind. Open your mind. Open your mind. You will Join Assimilation Corp. Open your mind. Open your mind. Watch the patterns. Open your mind. You will join Assimilation Corp. Open your mind. Open your mind. Watch the patterns. Open your mind. Open your mind. You will join Assimilation Corp. You will join Assimilation Corp. You will join Assimilation Corp. Open your mind. (Repeat ad nauseam.)
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                        • #13
                          You reject our special Fried Gerbil ...!!! Begone with you !!!

                          The Auldoninnas are very sceptical of people that wont eat Gerbils, the sacred animal of all the people.

                          And your hypnotism wont work on us, we are already too brainwashed by our own government to accept any further programming.....
                          GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                          • #14
                            The auldoniina government has endorsed Channel 5s new Television show, "Who want sto be an immigrant?" with its immnese budget the Channel will set up bariers and challenges for the immigrants attempting to land on Auldoninna shores. The succesful survivors (if any) will be allowed to stay, the rest, well who cares. And in the meantime with worldwide broadcast deals being sold, income into Auldoninna will swell
                            GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                            • #15
                              The United Good is pleased to provide our religious text for the great people of The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna. Please take note of the passages refering to our early Martyr St. Zor, who you might want to adopt as you patron Saint. Most translations of the passages about him suggest that he spent most of his time preaching in the nude. The passage refering to his Martyrdom, however, is frequently disputed with one group believing the correct translation is "... and Zor was brought before them naked and he was hanged." while others argue the correct translation should be "... and Zor was brought before them naked and he was hung."
                              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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