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  • #76
    Auldonina welxomes this softening of trade embargoes and congratulates the ceroo government on this inititive.

    Audlonina fortuantly doesnt need any of the restricted items as we have adequet raw resources here . Additionally we are open to export any or all of the items described back to yourself if your need arises...
    GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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    • #77
      The Federated Lands of Auldoninna
      "Do unto others first, before they do us."

      UN Category: Corporate Police State
      Civil Rights: Few Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Rare

      Location: Apolyton
      The Federated Lands of Auldoninna is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.258 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

      It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Arms Manufacturing.

      The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, corporations are either above the law or corrupting it, the government seizes all major gold finds, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the
      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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      • #78
        The Federated Lands of Auldoninna
        "Do unto others first, before they do us."

        UN Category: Corporate Police State
        Civil Rights: Few Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Rare

        Location: Apolyton
        The Federated Lands of Auldoninna is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.269 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

        It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Arms Manufacturing.

        Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the country is preparing for war, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

        Auldoninna is ranked 15th in the region and 3,427th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
        GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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        • #79
          The Federated Lands of Auldoninna
          "Do unto others first, before they do us."

          UN Category: Corporate Police State
          Civil Rights: Few Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Rare

          Location: Apolyton
          The Federated Lands of Auldoninna is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.299 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

          It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Arms Manufacturing.

          Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, political activists are routinely executed, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

          Auldoninna is ranked 30th in the region and 13,950th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
          GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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          • #80
            The Federated Lands of Auldoninna
            "Do unto others first, before they do us."

            UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
            Civil Rights: Some
            Economy: Frightening
            Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

            Location: Apolyton
            The Federated Lands of Auldoninna is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.35 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to.... censored....

            It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, .....censored..., pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Automobile Manufacturing.

            billions of bananas are being blown on .....censored, school uniforms are compulsory, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

            Auldoninna is ranked 59th in the region and 90,285th in the world for Most Liberal Nations.


            Official Report on Audlonina,,,, censored by Military HQ.....
            GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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            • #81
              The Federated Lands of Auldoninna
              "Do unto others first, before they do us."

              UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
              Civil Rights: Some Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

              Location: Apolyton
              The Federated Lands of Auldoninna is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.378 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to ...censored....
              It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, ....censored...., pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Arms Manufacturing.

              Notable individuals are granted land and titles, military spending recently hit a new high, ....censored.... anti-aircraft fire, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
              GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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              • #82
                What's the point in censoring your report? We can just go to NationStates and read it.
                Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                • #83
                  just a little fun i guess.... Going to nation states and readong full report is like using your spies to know wha tis really going on ...
                  GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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                  • #84
                    The Federated Lands of Auldoninna
                    "Do unto others first, before they do us."

                    UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                    Civil Rights: Some Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

                    Location: Apolyton
                    The Federated Lands of Auldoninna is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.419 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Arms Manufacturing.

                    A survey of the nation’s rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and euthanasia is legal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

                    Auldoninna is ranked 33rd in the region and 20,195th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
                    GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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