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  • #31
    The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna
    "Do unto others first, before they do us."

    UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
    Civil Rights: Average Economy: All-Consuming Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

    Location: Apolyton
    The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 610 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

    It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 60%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

    Gerbils are considered a delicacy, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

    Auldoninna is ranked 68th in the region and 61,920th in the world for Most Liberal Nations.
    GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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    • #32
      The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna
      "Do unto others first, before they do us."

      UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
      Civil Rights: Average Economy: All-Consuming Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

      Location: Apolyton
      The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna is a huge, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 632 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

      It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 61%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Gambling and Automobile Manufacturing.

      Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

      Auldoninna is ranked 52nd in the region and 24,528th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
      GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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      • #33
        The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna
        "Do unto others first, before they do us."

        UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
        Civil Rights: Average Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

        Location: Apolyton
        The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 651 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

        It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 60%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.

        Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the government seizes all major gold finds, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

        Auldoninna is ranked 71st in the region and 71,326th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
        GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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        • #34
          OOC: I hope you realise that nobody actually cares about your nation.
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          • #35
            +1
            GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71

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            • #36
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              • #37
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                • #38
                  and as i am playing the nationstates thingy, i am interested to see how the info changes, so posting here is like a database of the info
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                  • #39
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                      • #41
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                        • #42
                          , etc.
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                          • #43
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                            • #44
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                              • #45
                                Wow! Thanks to those posts, I went up to warlord!
                                RULES!
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