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OOC: That was my one brief flirtation with spammage. I promise I will never, ever do that again. 
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OOC: Ehh... spank me.Originally posted by Rasputin
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no you might like it to much ....
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OOC: Oh pleeeez...Originally posted by Rasputin
no you might like it to much ....
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no , now sit still like a good boy !!!!!Originally posted by ACAB
OOC: Oh pleeeez...GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The Foolishly in love People of Auldoninna is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 723 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.
The government snoops on private internet connections, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 39th in the region and 9,770th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The The Fascist State of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The The Fascist State of Auldoninna is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 802 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.
Organ donation is compulsory, the government spends millions of bananas every year prosecuting spammers, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 26th in the region and 12,028th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The The Fascist State of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The The Fascist State of Auldoninna is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 848 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.
Major cities are suffering under water rationing, a survey of the nation’s rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, membership in the state-owned Church of Auldoninna is the mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, and all guns must be registered. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 70th in the region and 119,112th in the world for Nicest Citizens.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The The Fascist State of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The The Fascist State of Auldoninna is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 962 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.
Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, bicyclists are banned from major roads, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 50th in the region and 104,594th in the world for Most Devout Nations.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The The Fascist League of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The The Fascist League of Auldoninna is a massive, economically powerful nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.098 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 16th in the region and 4,828th in the world for Rudest Citizens.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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after many years of expanding onto neighbouring islands and attempting to integrate the local populace by moving in boat loads of Auldoninan settlers , the following issue has arisen .
Bigtopian activists have staged a sit-in at the largest primary school in Auldoninna bringing education to a halt in a bid for integration and tolerance
The government wont allow this type of activity and has ordred the local militia to take control of all Bigtopian areas,GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The The Fascist League of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Few Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The The Fascist League of Auldoninna is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.119 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 24th in the region and 13,118th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The The Fascist League of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Few Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The The Fascist League of Auldoninna is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.124 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 69th in the region and 67,272nd in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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The The Fascist League of Auldoninna
"Do unto others first, before they do us."
UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Few Economy: Frightening Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Location: Apolyton
The The Fascist League of Auldoninna is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.13 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.
Auldoninna is ranked 11th in the region and 4,585th in the world for Highest Police Ratios.GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71Comment
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