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  • #16
    or was that "well hung"

    The Auldoninna Proletariet have readily accepted this religion and are considering elevating one of their own to Saint Hood already.

    Brother Iva Biggun of the Southern Affliation of the church has performed well at all ceremonies and is well liked by all the Parisheners especially the young ladies.
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    • #17
      tsk tsk tsk
      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

      Asher on molly bloom

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      • #18
        The Auldoninna Government has passed new regulations prohibiting all Religion being exercised within any government building or business place. This new law is eancted immediatly and shall be enforced upon pain of death.

        Religion is for churches not governments and business , so said Cutlrual Attache Ben Dover.
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        • #19
          latest update

          The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 210 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

          It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and the Environment are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38%. A large private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.

          Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

          Auldoninna is ranked 91st in the region and 40,321st in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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          • #20
            The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 249 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

            It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

            Euthanasia is legal, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

            Auldoninna is ranked 105th in the region and 73,301st in the world for Most Extreme Nations
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            • #21
              latest update

              The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 273 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

              It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

              Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

              Auldoninna is ranked 82nd in the region and 33,082nd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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              • #22
                latest update

                UN Category: Father Knows Best State
                Civil Rights: Some
                Economy: Thriving
                Political Freedoms: Rare

                Location: Apolyton

                The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 327 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

                It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

                A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, political activists are routinely executed, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and guns are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

                Auldoninna is ranked 49th in the region and 19,023rd in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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                • #23
                  I do hope Iva Biggun's ecumenical activities haven't been... cut off ! Is he still allowed to proselytize in public ?

                  If you want, I can send more acolytes to help your government refine your missionary positions.
                  There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #24
                    Yes Religion is now enforced for the low scums in the streets, keeps them occupied whislt we smarter ones run the coutnry for them,,,

                    Iva is now Patron saint of all Girls Schools
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                    • #25
                      The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna
                      "Do unto others first, before they do us."

                      UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                      Civil Rights: Some Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms: Rare

                      Location: Apolyton
                      The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 374 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                      It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

                      Citizens must pay to enjoy Auldoninna's pristine beaches, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, organ donation is compulsory, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

                      Auldoninna is ranked 17th in the region and 7,932nd in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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                      • #26
                        The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna
                        "Do unto others first, before they do us."

                        UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                        Civil Rights: Some Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms: Rare

                        Location: Apolyton
                        The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 404 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                        It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and the Environment are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing.

                        The only places to see gerbils now are at local zoos, military spending recently hit a new high, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

                        Auldoninna is ranked 51st in the region and 19,233rd in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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                        • #27
                          The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna
                          "Do unto others first, before they do us."

                          UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                          Civil Rights: Some Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms: Rare

                          Location: Apolyton
                          The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 447 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                          It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Uranium Mining.

                          A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

                          Auldoninna is ranked 18th in the region and 7,969th in the world for Most Pro-Market Nations.
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                          • #28
                            The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna
                            "Do unto others first, before they do us."

                            UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
                            Civil Rights: Average Economy: All-Consuming Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

                            Location: Apolyton
                            The Disputed Territories of Auldoninna is a huge, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 492 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

                            It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 58%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Book Publishing and Uranium Mining.

                            Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, military spending recently hit a new high, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auldoninna's national animal is the gerbil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the banana.

                            Auldoninna is ranked 69th in the region and 50,958th in the world for Most Liberal Nations.
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                            • #29
                              parties were held throughout the islands of auldoninna last week as they celbrated the passing of the 500 million citizens.

                              The PResident passed new rules proclaiming all families most procreate or perish.....
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                              • #30
                                OOC: It seems to me that Auldoninna would make good sport if we ever get bored.
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