CTP PBEM Challenge Ladder -- May 2003

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Mathemagician
i'll give you another one, troll:

you got a box.
the box is this broad: +-----+
this high: +---+
and this deep: +---+

you put a monkey into the box and go away.
you come back, open the box. there is no monkey there.
where is the monkey ?

Id wager that the monkey left because the Monkey LISTENED to the Grinder when the grinder said "sure Ill be fair..you dance and make funny and Ill give you food.."

But alas the monkey trusted the grinder and the monkey ended up getting tired AND Hungry while learning a valuable lesson..that trust is earned not given and not to trust those that have not proven themselves!

Thats what I feel happened to the monkey!

Peace

Grandpa "Wiser-& Less-trusting" Troll

[Mathemagician]

interesting theory, trollovich.
but you didnt pay attention.
see:

you got a box.
the box is this broad: +-----+
this high: +---+
and this deep: +---+

you put a monkey into the box and go away.
you come back, open the box. there is no monkey there.
where is the monkey ?

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Troll


ok
Ill give you a hint:

Pete and Repeat are in a Ship of the Line

Pete falls out onto Pauls island

Whos left?



Peace

Grandpa Troll

Wait..didnt I listen to you before..and didnt I end up getting smacked?


Peace

Grandpa "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me" Troll

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Mathemagician
interesting theory, trollovich.
but you didnt pay attention.
see:

you got a box.
the box is this broad: +-----+
this high: +---+
and this deep: +---+

you put a monkey into the box and go away.
you come back, open the box. there is no monkey there.
where is the monkey ?

NO YOU DIDNT LISTEN. I'LL TRY AGAIN:

Id wager that the monkey left because the Monkey LISTENED to the Grinder when the grinder said "sure Ill be fair..you dance and make funny and Ill give you food.."

But alas the monkey trusted the grinder and the monkey ended up getting tired AND Hungry while learning a valuable lesson..that trust is earned not given and not to trust those that have not proven themselves!

Thats what I feel happened to the monkey!

Peace

Grandpa "Wiser-& Less-trusting" Troll

[Dimytes]

HEUREKA!

Have you ever tried to put a monkey into a box that is
this broad: +-----+
this high: +---+
and this deep: +---+ ?
Try it, it wont fit in there. So he took the monkey for a walk and the monkey is now holding his hand while he is searching the box for the monkey. (does this make sence at all?)

[Mathemagician]

Originally posted by Dimytes
HEUREKA!

Have you ever tried to put a monkey into a box that is
this broad: +-----+
this high: +---+
and this deep: +---+ ?
Try it, it wont fit in there. So he took the monkey for a walk and the monkey is now holding his hand while he is searching the box for the monkey. (does this make sence at all?)

err...well originally you had to show the box size with your hands but i couldnt fit the original box size onto my screen so i let it be.

[Mathemagician]

take bug or fruitfly if you like

[Dimytes]

The monkey is outside of the box....naturally *sigh*

[quinns]

Mathemagician,

I give up, where is the Monkey,?
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Troll,

Paulno1 and Blackice are great players, but the greatest of the great? Yoda and BerXpert have defeated Paul, and Paul and I have defeated Blackice, and BerXpert and Blackice have defeated me, and Gavrushka has defeated Blackice and BerXpert, and I have defeated Gavrushka. They are all good players. So again, who is the greatest of the greats? That's why we have the challenge ladder... and that top position changes like the weather! It is a shame that Paulno1, Yoda, and Blackice are not active on the challenge ladder, they are excellent players. In any case, Troll, I will broadcast the multi-dimensional-CTP message to the Great White North where you believe the gods of CTP live!

[Mathemagician]

Originally posted by quinns
Mathemagician,

I give up, where is the Monkey,?

i dont know. i didnt pay attention.

[Grandpa Troll]

I have seen the face of EVIL and it laies just North..beyond Hockey Rinks and French Whores..Yes..Only the Grandpa Troll and the Shadow know where Evil Lurks.................


Peace


Grandpa Troll

[Dimytes]

Troll, can I have some of that stuff you put in your nose?

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Dimytes
Troll, can I have some of that stuff you put in your nose?

Sure, I been working outside in the cold so there should be a plenty, (Sniffle)


Peace

Grandpa "Running-Nostrilitus" Troll

[quinns]

I think Dimytes was implying MIND ALTERING DRUGS not SNOW FLAKES (but I know you already knew that )

[filix]

Originally posted by quinns
Mathemagician,

I give up, where is the Monkey,?
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Troll,

Paulno1 and Blackice are great players, but the greatest of the great?

This question cant be answerd, even thegreatest player cant win all games, thats it!
Anyone know Zeratul ? So perhaps he is the greatest or a cheater who knows? I won against him one time and i won against almost all players you added at your list one or two times. But i think paul and yoda are than me. Hey quinns what do you think about a nice game? I need someone to play with

greeting filix