Monkey 2 - part VIII

[TheBirdMan]

It must have been one of (my or Saddams) mailservers, that went berzerk.

No idea what happend.

[faded glory]

Yes it was my server.... it did it again today. But this time there was 31 copy's of Conquer


I have contacted AOL about this.They deny its even happening . It maybe time for a Hotmail account...

[This message has been edited by Saddam (edited May 15, 2001).]

[Max Webster]

Turn 249 resent to Lung

[Lung]

Turn 149 sent to Paul yonks ago! Turn 149 resent to Paul. It must be all those legal drugs over there

[Paul]

Turn 249 to BirdMan.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn 250 to Saddam.

[faded glory]

Despite threats of legal action. The Dutch continue there attempt at Clone a Alien. My scientists tell me, this would certainly mean the end of human civilization. Wont the Moral leaders of the world stand up to this? We demand the dutch stop attempting to create such of a abomination . What has happened to mankind's morality?

[Lung]

Haven't you heard the rumour, Saddam? Apparently, they're making aliens for the purpose of creating super-soldiers to take over the world!! Gasp!!

[Max Webster]

Turn 250 to Lung

[Lung]

BOR-ING!!

I've given us a 1-star rating, because nothing funny or witty ever seems to be written here anymore

[Paul]

Turn 250 to TheBirdMan.

There are no aliens. That was just a weather balloon.

[TheBirdMan]

Turn to Saddam.

I have now read the papers from the russian explorerteam. This large island seem untouched by pollution. Unsettled (until now) and rich in goods. Two small towns have been established and more are to follow.

The russian military is keeping its promise to me. System at peace, no aggressive acts done or planned.

Captain Maxim, appointed for this special mission by Zar Zaphod - to raise a new Russia from the ashes.

[faded glory]

My friends, today we were forced to take an action we would have preffered not too. Troops and tanks were ammassing on the american border. There numbers had been increasing each turn. Not to mention, American troops had occupied several 'disputed' areas along the huge border. A decison had to be made... Elite paratroop's flew behind enemy lines and captured Omaha. Whilst, Facist troops and armor are building up to stop the American Threat. Biological and nuclear attacks was also attempted. But these were failures and I never particularly endorsed them.....also a sub, the USS Mandible was also sunk, attempting to pirate international trading routes.

We demand the American dogs withdraw from these 'disputed' border areas or face an army whos determination and size will properly eject them

Also , we thank the russians in there kind trade offers. Trust that we will help you, in your time of need, aswell.

[Max Webster]

Cool...

The American dogs get to have some fun before Paul builds his silly alien thingy.

[Max Webster]

About midnight a phone started ringing in the Whitehouse, President Don quickly disengaged himself from the lovely first lady Monica. He looked down at her big fat ugly white creamy face and said sorry honey buns but I got the nations business to attend to. I’m an important man you know, a man of integrity and stature, leading a nation of civilized cultured citizens. After conferring on the phone for a time. He returned to her and said sorry fat ass but I got to attend a meeting at the pentagon. It seems that we have been attacked by a bunch of frogs lead by some psycho camel jockey who has this thing for long phallus shaped rocket devices. I wonder why he has this strange obsession for phallus shaped objects? Any guesses there Monica, does your brain work as well as your lips?

Lovely Monica gave President Don the finger and took off in a huff leaving Mr. Don to get ready for his meeting. During the meeting President Don was briefed on the details of the French attack. It seems the city of Omaha was attacked and captured it was easily recaptured. Yankee naval forces sunk a couple of ships, some land units were engaged and destroyed etc etc.

All President Don has to say to the French is NUTS

Let the dance begin.

Turn 251 to lung