Banana Embassy

[binTravkin]

Message proposal:

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Greetings the people of Banana!


The Great Yang hints us that the incompetence and corruption of your realm might one day infest our people.

We have pledged to liberate the Banana people from the evil slavery and oppression from their despotic leaders and bring the One True Faith to save their souls!


AC
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[N35t0r]

Originally posted by binTravkin
Message proposal:

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Greetings the people of Banana!


The Great Yang hints us that the incompetence and corruption of your realm might one day infest our people.

We have pledged to liberate the Banana people from the evil slavery and oppression from their despotic leaders and bring the One True Faith to save their souls!

As from this moment, there is a state of War between the Centaurian Republic and the Despotic Bananas.


AC
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[Impaler[WrG]]

I'd add some line at the bottom to the effect of "No hard feelings, we just need room to expand and our Unique Unit is an opportunity we cant pass up, we would be eager to have any Banana members that wish to join team AC which is quite active and fun team."

[N35t0r]

yeah, a PS or somesuch...

[PJayTycy]

message proposal:

Rejoice, your saviour is here
Greetings the people of Banana!

For too long you have been suppressed by your leaders. For too long slavery has been a "normal" way of living for the bananas. For too long you have been bent by your leaders. For too long you have had no choice.

Team Alpha Centauri has heard your many calls for the One True Yang ("Vivu Yang, Vivu Yang"). We have saved a group of civilian banana refugees who were being chased by your own military. The stories they told us about live as a Banana won over many of our hearts.

We have now pledged to liberate all the Banana people from the evil slavery and oppression and bring the One True Yang to save their souls!

As from this moment, there is a state of War between the Centaurian Republic and the leaders of the Despotic Bananas. Stay strong for a few more years and you'll have a much better world to live in.


Greetings,

Team Alpha Centauri, friends of the common banana people,
For The Glory Of The One True Yang


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No hard feelings, we just need room to expand and our Unique Unit is an opportunity we cant pass up, we would be eager to have any Banana members that wish to join team AC which is quite an active, fun and successful team.

[Lacero]

nice. We need to send this fairly quickly.

[N35t0r]

[Impaler[WrG]]

send

[Impaler[WrG]]

Sent with slight modification

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Rejoice, your savior is here
Greetings the people of Banana!

For too long you have been suppressed by your leaders. For too long
Idolatry has been a "normal" way of living for the bananas. For too
long you have been bent by your leaders. For too long you have had no
choice.

Team Alpha Centauri has heard your many calls for the One True Yang
("Vivu Yang, Vivu Yang"). We have saved a group of civilian banana
refugees who were being chased by your own military. The stories they
told us about live as a Bananaian won over many of our hearts.

We have now pledged to liberate all the Banana people from evil and
oppression and bring the One True Yang to save their souls!

As from this moment, there is a state of War between the Centaurian
Republic and the leaders of the Despotic Bananas. Stay strong innocent
peoples of Banana for in a few more years you'll have a much better
world to live in.

Viva-la-Yang!!

Team Alpha Centauri, friends of the common banana people,
For The Glory Of The One True Yang


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No hard feelings, we just need room to expand and our Unique Unit is
an opportunity we cant pass up, we would be eager to have any Banana
members that wish to join team AC which is quite an active, and fun
team, with an excellent shoot at wining the game.

[binTravkin]

Reply:

Alpha Centurians
There must be some misunderstanding. There have been harsh words spoken of each others nations in public and here. It seems that, with the best intentions, I am sure, you have taken our settlers into protective custody. Our happy band of banana treat eating settlers were strolling towards the river to settle our newest hamlet - Yang's Gate when your kind troops took them in. You should probably return them to us unharmed along with appropriate reparations. The Great Banana, whose name dare not be uttered, has assured us that his wrath will be spared you if this is done.


As we say,
"Banano por via postaĵo"

The Diplomatic Banana



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Chat excerpt:

[0:58:54] Kenneth Ferland says: oh brother read the E-mail Bananas sent us
[0:59:29] Kenneth Ferland says: they wat us to return the worker and pay reperations LOL
[2:11:59] Lacero says: I'm really not sure what to say too that. "No" doesn't seem like enough
[2:18:30] Kenneth Ferland says: "Hell NO!!"
[2:18:35] Kenneth Ferland says: Perhaps
[2:18:52] Kenneth Ferland says: or just "ROTFLMAO"
[2:21:13] Lacero says: We could say "you can pry your reperations from our cold dead hands". But, they can't

[ForesterSOF]

ROTFLMAO

[Snoddasmannen]

Tell them that we tremble before the wrath of The Great Banana, who dwells so ripe and righteous in the evergreen glades of divine fruits, nuts and assorted vegetables.

We will of course release their workers, and send them back home, immediately. Furthermore, as a gesture of our respect and love for all Bananas, even the really old, brown bananas, we will provide the workers with a sizeable military escort, to ensure their safety in these troublesome times.

Please have all your warriors leave the dusty and crowded cities and come meet us out in the open so that we may join hands and dance happily under the blue sky.

[binTravkin]

A good message proposal btw

[Kataphraktoi]

You should probably return them to us unharmed along with appropriate reparations

This would be acceptable if only the border of a nation didnt grant LOS

(do they seriously expect that to happen or was it a joke?)

[binTravkin]

Should be a joke or they're dumber than we thought.

LOS = Line Of Sight?