Eve of Destruction - Battle Reports.

[Paddy]

Which one?

[bongo]

Bloodsteed (horseman 4/4) - attacks Tropical Fish (Desolation Row Spearman 4/4) at Sidon
Bloodsteed now 1/4
Tropical Fish (Desolation Row Spearman) Dismissed

Sidon destroyed

[Aqualung71]

4/4 Horseman slaughters that murdering SOB Horde 1/4 Horseman who razed Sidon and killed it's entire inhabitants.

We shall not dignify that Horde common criminal by mentioning his name.

[Aqualung71]

The Euphorican stack dared to enter Desolation Row territory, moving onto the mountain outside Invictus. This desecration of our soil cannot go unpunished

The battle cry of the Great Immortal Army resonates across the fields and valleys, and people throughout half the world tremble within their homes.......

Battle Report:

2 Cattle Launchers take 1 hp off a Spearman
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Spearman, 4/5
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Spearman, 3/5
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Spearman, 4/4
4/4 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
4/4 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 4/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 1/4
4/4 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 2/5
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 4/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 3/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
4/4 Immortal dies against to 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
4/4 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 1/4
3/3 Immortal kills 4/4 Swordsman, 2/4
3/3 Immortal dies against 4/4 Swordsman, 3/5
3/3 Immortal dies against 3/4 Spearman, 35
3/3 Immortal kills 3/4 Spearman, 3/4
4/4 Horseman kills 3/4 Swordsman, 3/5

Death Tally:
Euphorica: 7 Swordsmen, 4 Spearmen
The Desolation Row: 6 Immortals

The Euphorican stack has been decimated, nearly annihilated, and the injured survivors are in disarray.

Now, send your remaining rag-tag bunch of musicians home with their broken swords and harpsichords trailing between their legs to tell their tale of defeat and humiliation to the loved ones of the slaughtered, and leave the Empire of the Desolation Row in peace. Your ill-conceived war has brought nought but suffering to your soldiers and your people, and now it is ended. Begone!


In honour of this mighty victory, the town of Invictus, on whose doorstep the battle was fought and won by the brave Immortals of the Desloation Row, has been renamed Mount Massacre

Peace be with all men who wish the same, for the Desolation Row shall call them friends

[Paddy]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
In honour of this mighty victory, the town of Invictus, on whose doorstep the battle was fought and won by the brave Immortals of the Desloation Row, has been renamed Mount Massacre

Peace be with all men who wish the same, for the Desolation Row shall call them friends

A mighty name for a sad day... These musicians will not be forgotton.

1325bc will be remembered by the people of the Horde as a devastating day in the age of great music....

One wonders if Barry Macquire can be heard calling on the gods from a distant mountain

[Aqualung71]

.....or Barry White even

[Moonbars]

my god.... Aqua...tell me we didnt kill Barry White.. please. I feel bad now. Did Kylie make it? tell me Kylie is ok.

@paddy:

A sad day say ye? Nae, today your allies paid the price for assaulting out nation. That's 2 - 0 on the invasion front now, by the way my Euphorican friends. Rejoice, for it was not your turn to face the power of the Immortal Swordsmen of Desolation in the meat-grinder of war. But your day is close, worry not.

[E_T]

Babylon Enters War

Dateline - 1275BC
Location - DR city of Aquarius

Babylon Enters War with TNA Allies against Desolation Row

Horseman Garibaldi - Attacks 4/4 unnamed Forted Immortal - Garibaldi dies (he was always the tragic heroic type), Immortal now 3/5.
Horseman Ivanova - Attacks 4/4 unnamed Unforted Immortal - Ivanova dies (another sometimes tragic character), Immortal now 1 /4.
Horseman Sinclair - Attacks 3/5 unnamed Forted Immortal - Retreats at 1 /4, No damage to Immortal.
Horseman Sheridan - Attacks 3/5 unnamed Forted Immortal - Kills Immortal, now 3 /4.

E_T

[Moonbars]

Another day, Another failed invasion.

"Is It Our Turn Now?"

[Aqualung71]

1275BC

Battle Report:

Mopping up the Babylonian Ladies Brigade:

4/4 Immortal against 4/4 Horse, Horse retreats, Immortal 4/4
4/4 Immortal against 3/4 Horse, Horse retreats, Immortal 4/4
3/3 Warrior kills 1/4 Horse, 2/3
3/3 Warrior kills 1/4 Horse, 2/3

Ah, sending boys and girls to do mens' work again

[Daddy-O]

Again you disrespect the dead by not naming them.

The heroic Sinclair & Sheridan will not be forgotten.

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by skrobism
Again you disrespect the dead by not naming them.

The heroic Sinclair & Sheridan will not be forgotten.

We do not honour the names of common criminals.

As for them being heroic.....

[Daddy-O]

And was going to retract my comments.

Fine. I said I would. Retracted.

Aqualung71 has done honor to the memories of the fallen Babylonians in the TNA thread.

We thank you for the battle report.

[Moonbars]

Originally posted by skrobism
Again you disrespect the dead by not naming them.

The heroic Sinclair & Sheridan will not be forgotten.

Who and Who?




Seriously - are you actually annoyed or upset we have not noted the names of the units? if so we can do so in the future, time permitting, if it makes you happy.

[Daddy-O]

ooc:
Seriously annoyed - no. I could not seriously get upset by much that goes on here.
/ooc

You Moonbars are typical Desolator slime, laughing and mocking our dead. Mark my words. the Desolators will not have a chance to, as you say, make me happy.

ooc:
Yes. If it's not too much trouble a list of names would be nice.
/ooc