Eve of Destruction - Battle Reports.

[McMeadows]

1790 BC

4/4 horseman Tina Turner attacks 3/3 horseman Charles Bronson, and wins 4/4.

Euphorica wishes to sing a bit of a sad song for the warrior that had sadly been left unnamed by DR. His name was Rex, that he might rest in peace and his name remembered...

[Aqualung71]

Charles Bronson killed by Tina Turner? How embarrassing

[EDIT: Watch out for this summer's blockbuster movie: The Magnificent Seven: Beyond Thunderdome!]

[Rhothaerill]

Originally posted by Aqualung71
Charles Bronson killed by Tina Turner? How embarrassing

It is pretty humorous.

[Rhothaerill]

1750bc

- Horseman Beyonce Knowles 4/4 defeats DR warrior Colin 4/4 and wins. Beyonce promoted to elite 5/5.

[Aqualung71]

Re: 1750bc

Originally posted by Rhothaerill
- Horseman Beyonce Knowles 4/4 defeats DR warrior Colin 4/4 and wins. Beyonce promoted to elite 5/5.

Our surviving scouts reported that Colin died a very happy man. Apparently Beyonce puts out

[Rhothaerill]

Re: Re: 1750bc

Originally posted by Aqualung71


Our surviving scouts reported that Colin died a very happy man. Apparently Beyonce puts out

If only all DR troops could die as happy as Colin....

[Paddy]

Oh wow, the "Colin" class warrior seems to be obsolete

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
Oh wow, the "Colin" class warrior seems to be obsolete

Don't you believe it.....there will be more "Colin" class warriors.....hopefully they won't be submarine's though

(Sorry guys, Australian joke!)

[Paddy]

ahh so Minister Beazley is still signing cheques...

[ormuzd]

Wasn't this thread be suposed to be battle reports only?
Like the save game threads - one for tracking only and one for "chatting"

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by ormuzd
Wasn't this thread be suposed to be battle reports only?
Like the save game threads - one for tracking only and one for "chatting"

Yes, according to Paddy's instructions actually.

Oh well....one rule for some, another rule for others

[Paddy]

Desolator Dave and his wandering ways...

After many interactions between Desolator Dave and various units of the Horde Red Guard, actions that date back many a turn, the Horde Security Council sent for instructions to the Red Guard "Terminate that ****** with extreme prejudice!"

Orders were dispatched to the Lord Soothsayers Own Regiment, currently on maneouvres in the Horde's Northern Battle Training Grounds.

thus:
Soothsayer's Savages (horseman 4/5) - attacks Dave (Desolator warrior 3/3)
Dave (Desolator warrior) dismissed.

- Special thanks to AC/DC and the albumn "Back in Black" and the battle anthem "Hells Bells"

[Aqualung71]

The artillery has been wheeled out....the softening up has begun.

Battle Report:

Catapult - Cattle Launcher takes a hitpoint off a 4/4 Euphorican Spearman, whose insignificant name escapes me for the time being.

The Catapult handlers poke their collective tongues out firmly and rudely in the direction of the Euphorican stack

[Aqualung71]

1500BC

Catapult - Cattle Launcher takes another hitpoint off a Euphorican nancy-boy Spearman hiding in the mountains.

Won't you come out to play?

[Aqualung71]

1475BC

4/4 Horseman tramples Horde Scout spy to an agonising death.