Eve of Destruction - Battle Reports.

[snoopy369]

Euphorica Battle Report 2110bc

Archer 4/4 Krist Novoselic attacks Horseman 4/4 Courtney Loves Horses, loses, Courtney remains 4/4

Archer 4/4 Billy Joel attacks Horseman 4/4 Courtney Loves Horses, wins, promoted; Billy Joel now 3/5

[Aqualung71]

The Desolator has engaged in Battle.

The Euphoricans have been advised of the outcome....to their dismay, I expect

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by snoopy369
Archer 4/4 Billy Joel attacks Horseman 4/4 Courtney Loves Horses, wins, promoted; Billy Joel now 3/5

By the way, we only attacked because it made us puke that an Archer named Billy Joel could win a battle

Well, that and the fact that you deprived poor Courtney both from frollicking with her horses and putting a Spear through Kurt Cobain's worthless neck. Unfortunately, somebody else had to do that.....I think it was Mr Jones

[ormuzd]

what are the actual battle reports?

[McMeadows]

Originally sent by e-mail by Aqualung71
Battle Report:
4/4 Horse kills 4/4 Spear, 1/4
4/4 Horse kills 4/4 Archer, 2/4
4/4 Horse kills 4/5 Archer, 2/4
3/3 Horse retreats against 3/3 Archer, 2/3
3/3 Horse kills 2/3 Archer, 3/4
Thank you for the opportunity, and the War Happiness. Now run along boys

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by ormuzd
what are the actual battle reports?

I do not believe it is necessary under the agreed rules to post battle reports in a public forum, nor do I believe it is appropriate.

I therefore protest at McMeadows posting the details of the battle that took place last turn.

[McMeadows]

You can make a protest song if you like as well. As long as you don't sing it yourself.

Euphorica has contact with all nations and is therefore allowed to post whatever it wishes. That indeed includes showing the good fortune Lady RNG has given DR and reveiling DR has at least 5 horsemen. From the battlereport we take it that 1 promotion has been granted to the last horseman (now 4 vet horseman and 1 regular).

[ormuzd]

quite bloodshed

[Aqualung71]

Originally posted by McMeadows
You can make a protest song if you like as well. As long as you don't sing it yourself.

Well since we're named after a Bob Dylan song, we may just do that

[Aqualung71]

1950BC: There was a minor skirmish between the Euphoricans and the Desolators. Rather, the Desolators destroyed a Euphorican asset that was strangely left unattended.

We fully expect swift reprisals



(Note: This was posted publicly in order to relieve the Euphoricans of their self-imposed duty to do so themselves)

[McMeadows]

1910 BC

4/4 swordsman Guy Fletcher attacks 4/4 horseman Robert Vaughn, who retreats at 1/4, leaving swordsman at 3/4.
4/4 swordsman John Illsley attacks 1/4 horseman Robert Vaughn, and wins 4/4.

[Aqualung71]

It seems Robert Vaughn was a bit dumb. He obviously retreated in the wrong direction

[Aqualung71]

1870BC

4/4 Horseman Yul Brynner kills 4/4 Euphorican Warrior, 2/4

[McMeadows]

That's false and incomplete information. We would appreciate if you do your homework better.

[Aqualung71]

Upon rechecking you are right. The Warrior was 3/3, not 4/4. Sorry for any inconvenience caused (though I can't see why it would be such a big deal, since we both know it was the only Warrior within range of our units)