Eve of Destruction - Battle Reports.

[Krill]

5/5 Horseman attacks 4/4 LB warrior, Horseman 1/5

[Daddy-O]

from A71

Now I'm really confused

I busted out laughing in my cube at work.

Basically, 2 civs attacked DR to help DR into their GA. Now the rest of the world is fighting everyone but DR. It's all very simple.

[Moonbars]

The pack mentality is alarming, first DR is the worst pox ever to befall the world, and it will take the combinded efforts of 3 other teams and the neutrality of the other 2 to contain us, and then suddenly it's the Horde that's evil and must be destroyed. I think perhaps we should all look at who has been sitting in the background manipulating things, and gang up on them instead

[Micha]

That´ll be the Horde then. They are masters of trickery and - IMO - the puppet masters of this game. I mean, they managed to pull a team to their side which they had just stopped slaughtering. Impressive!

[Moonbars]

actually They never really did any slaughtering.. they raised our city defended by my Spearman "Tropical Fish" but that's about it.

[Daddy-O]

This is all Sid's fault. Let's get him!

[Micha]

Let´s stop spamming this thread, ok?

Originally posted by Moonbars
actually They never really did any slaughtering.. they raised our city defended by my Spearman "Tropical Fish" but that's about it.

I wasn´t talking about DR, though you just said you were on boat with the BOH? That´s bad news, really...

[Aqualung71]

Let's take this discussion where it belongs, which is here.

This thread is for posting battle reports only. There are plenty of other discussion threads around.

[ormuzd]

1175 BC

The battle for Plains of Ashur
WC Binky (4/4) attacks bowman Big and Fury (3/3), wins and gets promotion (3/5)
WC Famine (4/4) attacks warrior (4/4), wins (3/4)
WC Ronnie Soak attacks warrior Arthur (3/3), wins (3/4)
Plains of Ashur captured
catapult captured

The battle for Tarren Mill (aka the Iron Hills attack)
catapult bombards, spearman (4/4) loses hit point
WC Pestilence (4/4) attacks spearman (3/4), wins (3/4)
Horseman Khan Tervel (4/4) attacks warrior (4/4), wins (1/4)
Horseman Khan Omurtag (4/4) attacks warrior Scaeva (4/4), wins (2/4)
Horseman Khan Krum (4/4) attacks horseman Franklin (3/4), wins (2/4)
catapult and settler captured

Horseman Khan Telerig captures Lake Ishtar

1/5 Vinnie the Horseman captures Babylonian Worker BWorker 650

[Krill]

The Battle for the Plains of Ashur, January 1st, 1175 BC

4/4 WC Binky attacks 3/3 Big and Furry Bowman. Free cat defensive bombard hits, Binky 3/4. Binky wins, 2/4, promoted 3/5.
4/4 WC Famine attacks 4/4 Warrior. WC Famine wins, 3/4.
4/4 WC Ronnie Soak attacks 3/3 Warrior Arthur. WC Ronnie Soak 3/4. Catapult and Plains of Ashur Captured.

---

Battle For Tarren Mill, aka Battle of the Iron, June 1st, 1175 BC

Captured Babylonian catapult bombards 4/4 Babylonian Spearman, Spearman 3/4
4/4 WC Pestilence attacks 3/4 Spear, Cat defensive bombard shot hits, WC Pestilence 3/4. WC Pestilence wins, 3/4
4/4 Khan Horseman Tervel attacks 4/4 Warrior, Khan Horseman Terval wins 1/4
4/4 Khan Horseman Omurtag attacks 3/4 Warrior Scaeva, Khan Horseman Omurtag wins 2/4
4/4 Khan Horseman Krum attack 3/4 Horseman, Khan Horseman Krum wins 2/4

---

The Rape of Ishtar, 1st September 1175 BC

4/4 Khan Horseman Telerig captures Lake Ishtar. Lake Ishtar captured and abandonned

1/5 Vinnie the Horseman captures Babylonian Worker BWorker 650

[snoopy369]

Please refrain from double-posting battle reports, Krill/Ormuzd. Thanks!

[snoopy369]

Battle Report: Euphoriscian Strike Force Alpha

Horsewoman 5/5 Gwen Stefani attacks DR Strike Force; after catapult removes 1 hp, Immortal 5/5 Hercules is destroyed, Gwen remains 3/5.

Horsewoman 4/4 Tina Turner attacks DR Strike Force; after catapult removes 1hp, Immortal 5/5 Samson reduced to 3/5, Tina reduced to 1/4, retreats.

[Ljube]

Brigadier General Ljube's Mjolnir (horseman 4/4) - 9,7
attacks un-named Euphorican unit (archer 3/3)
un-named unit dismissed, horseman remains 4/4.

[Krill]

The Usurpers Battle for the Throne of Inanna

WC Famine, 4/4 attacks 4/4 Bab spear, bowman free shot misses, spear 4/4
WC Persephone, 4/4 attacks 4/4 bab spear, bowman free shot hits WC 3/4, WC retreats, Spear 2/4
WC pestilence, 4/4 attacks 4/4 bab spear, bowman free shot hits, spear 1/4
Wc Ronnie Soak attacks 4/4 spear, Bowman hits WC 3/4, WC 2/4 promoted 3/5
WC Son of Grog attacks 4/4 spear, Bowman hits WC 3/4, WC retreats 1/4, spear 2/4


2 WC dead, 2 WC retreat, one WC victorious. I think that is better than expected...

[snoopy369]

Good Vibrations!: The Beach Boys Massacre

Assault outside Beach Boys
1: Cat Banjo Strummer bombards Sp 4/4 TropicalFishJr -> 3/4
2: Cat Drum Beater bombards Sp 4/4 Vlad Impaler -> 3/4
3: Cat Elec Guitar Hucker bombards Im 4/4 Wilm of Normandy -> 3/4
-
4: Sword 4/4 Bruce Springsteen takes 1 dam from catapult, defeats Im 4/4 Otanes, 3/4 rem
5: Sword 4/4 John Lennon takes 1 dam from catapult, loses to Im 4/4 Xerxes, 1/4 rem
6: Sword 4/4 Snoop Dogg takes 1 dam from catt, defeats 4/4 Im Conan the Barbarian, 3/4 remaining
7: Sword 4/4 Mick Jagger loses to Im 4/4 Adam Gilchrest, 1/4 remaining
8: Sword 4/4 Rob Thomas beats Im 4/4 Sandoces, 1/4 remaining
9: Sword 4/4 Steven Tyler loses to Im 4/4 Courtney Love Reincarnated, 1/4 rem
10: Sword 4/4 Keith Richards loses to 4/4 Im Hystaspes, 2/4 rem
11: Sword 4/5 Alan Clark loses to 3/4 spear TropFishJr, 3/5 rem[Promote!]
12: Archer 4/4 David Grohl loses to 3/4 spear Vlad Impaler, 2/4 rem
13: Horse 5/5 Beyonce beats 3/4 Im William of Normandy, 3/5 rem
14: Archer 3/3 Slash beats 3/5 Im Samson, 2/4 remaining [Promote!]
--
Skirmish near Sidon Phoenix
15: Horse 4/4 Tina Turner retreats from Immortal 4/4 Henry V, 1/4 remaining Tina, 2/4 remaining Henry V

Much rejoicing ensues.