BANANA KING Tavern Chain

[Mr Mayor]

Could this be The Great Banana.
Our god is calling for the season of worship of THE GREAT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

???? http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/banana.htm ????

[Shiber]

I'd expect a deity to be somewhat less pixelated... though we can never be so presumptious as to claim that we fully understand the ways of the GREAT BANANA.

[Kuciwalker]

Re: Mayors

Too many cities, not enough people.

[Panag]

Originally posted by Shiber
* Shiber enters and scans the scene.
"Where is everybody?"
A ball of tumbleweed rolls by.

hi ,

in front of the palace , waiting for the fireworks

dont forget to go Shiber

but have a beer before you go ( panag hands Shiber a beer )

have a nice day

[Mr Mayor]

Happy New Year!!!!! MAY ALL .. THE SOMETHING BE FORGOT AND LA LA LA LA LA.... MAY ALL THE ...humhum..... BE FORGOT AND BLAME IT ON MAN KIND!!

Bartender: SHUT UP!!!! YOUR SINGING SUCKS!!!!!

Mr Mayor: But its the New Year !!!!

Bartender:well at least shut thoses dang yokels up!!!!

Yokel 1: ahh shucks cheer up boss, its new years.

(Fireworks Start firing outside the tavern)

Yokel 1: EVERYBODY DOWN!!!!ITS AN AIR RAID!!!!!

10yr olds:GERMANS!!!!

(The 10yr olds leave the bar in a hurry with the new automatic guns Mr Mayor Gave them and begin shootin non stop at the skies!)

yokel 2 : YOU GAVE THEM MACHINE GUNS!!!!????

Mr Mayor: ya whats your point?

Yokel 2: I WANT ONE!!!!!

.........Happy New Year everyone and have a prosperus peanut butter jelly time!

[Mr Mayor]

Originally posted by skywalker

Too many cities, not enough people.

You mean not enough active people right?
Is there any reason why our membership has grown but so many people dont hardly speak on the fourums?

[History Guy]

I'll have some cheese...bartender...Bartender? (touches bartender's arm...the cobweb covered skeleton falls over...) Blast! I can't eat this cheese...it's mouse-masticated!

[Kuciwalker]

No, its just banana-cheese.

*mulls over the implications of this*

ewwwwww

[Beta]

Happy New Year barkeep... burp ... belch ... is it time to go home yet? Hey - who left this trout lying on the bar ....

[Mr Mayor]

I have also noticed a great deal of people trout-slapping and many satistics show that small adictions lead to harder adictions like bananabis and bananshshish(also refered to as banahasha) and EVEN Banack. The flow of trout-slaping MUST BE STOPED!!!!


What is the govenment doing about this?

Yours truley: A concerned (sober) citizen.


(yes i am realy sober)

PS: I and the 10yr olds
Have made a new years resolution.... anyone seen Trout-Slapping will be shot at on site!

[Hot Mustard]

* Dejon slaps Mr Mayor with a large salmon

[Panzer32]

Where is your sense of dignity?? Everyone knows the only polite way to slap is to slap with a trout!!

[Shiber]

And the most effective way to slap is to slap with an electric cattle prod.

[Kuciwalker]

I want one of those machine guns!

I want some Banack to!

[Mr Mayor]

(Dejon and skywalker are draged quickly outside by the 10yr olds)

Mr mayor: The 10yr olds court of MAGNU find dejon guilty of salmon slaping which is also hated by the 10yr olds and they find skywalker guilty of possesion of banack.... any last words! You dont have the right to say them here!! (the 10yr olds take out weird looking banana shaped pistols)

Mr Mayor: READY....AIM.....FIRE!!!!!

****everything goes blank****


3 hours later..... dejon and skywalker wake up outside the bar... driping in banana jucie and both had large bananas stuck to their forheads.

Mr Mayor: think of it this way guys.... your only sticky atleast your not dead!

I could never KILL fellow apolitonians.

(Mr mayor hand skywalker a machine gun)

You coming with us to kill some germans or what.

And Dejon, i've got only one thing left to do with you.

(Mr Mayor Halls out a gaint electric cattle prod)

!!!SlAP!!!

~~~~zizlle~~~~

##Pop##
(skywalker, 10yr olds and Mr Mayor walk away as dejon lay like a smoking banana in the sun.)

10yr old named peter: is he still alive?

Mr Mayor: ya he'll be alright. as long as the banana jucie stays on him it should form a protective layer around the body preseveing his life.