History of the World 2 - IV

[SunTzu]

Well i'm coming back tomorrow morning, we lost tonight I'll be able to sub for you all now

[Rasputin]

OOC again

Thaqnks Sunny Tzu..

I think we might actually have a full agenda this week for first time in long time, I am avaialble, I know Deity will be(he alkways is), Drake and Promethues are looking good, I think Belinda9 is forgiving us of our chauvinism and playing through to whip us boys into line, and i beleive Dangime will be m,ongols for 2nd week in a row , some stability at last

[drake]

Yeah I think we'll have a full house this week for once in a long time! Looking forward to it.......

Hey belinda what chauvanism are you talking about exactly?

[Rasputin]

Solomon Islands

"It is good to see you again Rasputin. Hard to beleive your mother grew up here so long ago." said Chief Watahardo.

"Yes it is almost like coming home" responded Rabbi Rasputin.

"What brings you down here, isnt the war keeping you busy back in Africa?"

"No, the soldiers are for fighting, I leave the war to them, I have come to meditate and for peace. The last few years have been very stressful for me. Rumours are abounding that the Mali conversion was false, this is far more serious to me than any war. This if proved true could be the end of our alliance. The Israelites can not be allied to those that deceive us. I have a heavy heart now that I realise we have turned the world agaisnt us and now the poor mothers of Israel must see their sons and daughters remain at war for another century. The Israelite people are crying out for peace, and I have been foolish and allowed myself to be deceived. I have to wait to hear from God, what it is I must do"

"well there is nowhere as peaceful as these Islands , go and find peace young Rasputin."

"ahh only young to you Chief, I feel so old now, I feel I may have let my God, my people and myself down."

[Frank Johnson]

Actually. Im sorry I can't come this week!

SunTzu will you sub for me? this should be a one time thing, I have college orientation. I want you to stick to your guns stay on full war production and play a hardline. Don't accept peice with the AL for anything less than all of east of the urals.

[Rasputin]

Old Deserted Palace in Jerusalem

"So no one has seen Rabbi Rasputin for 4 months now you say!" asked Eli Adamski

"no sir, he was last seen stepping of the boat at the Solomon Harbour, and then disappeared" relpied the Israeli spy leader, Gabrielle Hebrew.

"So what now? Do we inform the Temple. If the people find out there could be chaos. This is just the sort of crisis the army have been waiting for!"

"Yes" interupted General Helmin " The others in the army are not so loyal as me, the only thing holding them back is Rabbi Rasputin's charisma. If he doesnt return soon, the army will get the rabble to rise up, it could be civil war in Israel.!!"

"We cant let the army find out then," said Eli " Can we count on your silence General?"

"Yes , but information has a way of getting through"

"Damn that Mad Rabbi, he has polarized Israel and all the world. He wouldnt accept any grey areas, now look where we are. We have to make plans gentlemen we......"

He was interupted by a commotion outside the door, and suddenly the doors swung open and in charged the Elite of the Israeli Armed forces.

"Ahhhh Eli , how nice to see you and your mob of conspirators" said Major Shalom. "So happy that you are all together, makes it so much easier to arrest you all together"

"Arrest us? We are not the conspirators, you are" shouted Eli

"Not any more Eli, we have taken control of the City in the name of the Republic of Israel and similar actions are hppening all over Israel as we speak."

"Rabbi Rasputin will not tolerate this...."

"We both know that damn Mad Rabbi is never coming back, and even if he did, its too late now. By tomorrow all of Israel will be in the hands of the Army."

"and just who will be running this 'Republic' of years? Surely not any of the Generals . We need a strong leader at this time to secure peace"

"Peace?? "he spat on the floor " We dont want peace, the army runs on war you fool ......" He turned to his troops and then continued " Seargent Smith, kill them"

Machine guns opened up and the whole Palace was filled with smoke. Then sudden silence.

Into the smoke filled room strode a tall figure. He looked around the room and smiled. He then walked up to the Major.

"Have this lot cleaned up, I want my belongings installed in hte palace by sundown. Well done all. Now go and finish off the rest of the Jews, Israel shall once more be free."

"Sire, your plans are complete. Al lcredit goes to you " said Major Shalom.

"Complete Shalom? Complete ? Hardly! This is not the end Major, it is only the beginning . I have been planning this for ever, my plan is perfect, but ridding Israel of its weaknesses is only the beginning. Next step is to deal with the Zulu question"

"the Zulu question sire?"

"yes , what are their plans?? I must know so that we can take appropiate action. Send Drew down there immeddiatley and bring me back any info she can gather from the front line"

" As you wish B......."

The tall figure turned quickly and slapped the major " do not speak my name yet. No one is to know till the time is ripe."

[SunTzu]

Sure i'll take over!

Leader Johnson is out with a coma after being nearly crushed to death by a stamping heard of Adriactic Soldiers running from the battlefield

His General, General SunTzu XXXXIV, the decendant of the great SunTzu family who ruled Israel in the 1st Millineum, is now in control of Mongol Forces. General SunTzu XXXXIV's Political advisor has issued this statement: General SunTzu XXXXIV's will continue aggresive, and decesive military action against the Adriactic League. Forces from the Far East are to be brought up to the Western Front as soon as possible. Our goal is the Adriatic city of Berlin, possibly Paris. Revenge will be ours! We will march into their biggest cities and will send the Adriatic League back into the Dark Ages!!


Oh so sweet, so sweet.
I've been wanting to stick ti to you

[Rasputin]

World news Report

Reports are coming out of Israel of some form of a coup. Apparently after Rabbi Rasputin disappeared in the jungles of the Solomon Islands the army revolted agaisnt the hardline Orthodox Jews and blood has been spilt. Initial figures estimate over 5000 jews killed in latest battles with the army who has decried Judaism and refuses to be labelled as Jewish.

At this time it is unclear who the new leader of Israel is, it appears that some form of government has been enacted in that the Leaders of the Military and also the leaders of industry have formed some form of Overview Committee to run the country.

Rumours abound that there is a driving force behind all this bloodshedding but this mysterious person is refusing to be named.

Latest information released by the Spokesperson for the Select Committee over Israel, is that the army having now removed all Jews from positions of power and installed true Israelis into those positions, will now return to Africa to deal with the problems down there.

More rumours from Africa reveal Mali and Zulu troops located within shooting distance. Either war will soon erupt or more devious plans are afoot such as a double cross.

[Rasputin]

Official Documents

To : Foreign Office of Adriatic League
From: Foreign Affairs Spokesperson, Mal Brown, member of the Select Committee over Israel.

It is with much delight that I write this first epistle to you in my new role of FA Spokesperson. The nation of Israel has recently undergone some major radical reforms and wishes to discuss a peaceful resolution to our current situation. It would be in the interests of both our nations not to fight a war on multiple fronts. With the Mongol hordes advancing through the Urals we are sure the AL armys would wish for some certainty along their southern boundarys with Israel. We too wish to secure our Northen Borders. In this light we suggest a peacefire be signed immediately and all troops returned to within their nearest citys. At the conclusion of this withdrawal, then our two countries need to meet to discuss a mutual agreeable position.

If your demand for recompence and return of all AL provinces is still your stance , then we will have to humbly state that that will not be done. Israel does not have the Gold nor Technology to give to AL. All our science is known by all other nations! The North African province of Libya is now rightfully returned to Mali, and the province of Turkey (formerly Bosporus) is now held as a bargaining chip for the two citys in the Americas held by AL , captured by the AL during the AL/Mali war. We shall of course return these to their rightful owners too.

If any attempt is made to retake any province captured by the Israelis prior to this agreement, or if any attack is made on any Israeli province or soldier, by AL or any Ally (past or present) this shall be deemed to be acceptance of all out war. In which case we will assist our Eastern Neighbour in the conquest of AL as far as we are able. As we have shown in our war on Mali, our army is mighty and large. Many AL and Israeli sons and daughters shall die.

We await your choice of Sword or Pen .....

[Rasputin]

Official Documents

To : Mali Foriegn Affairs Department

From : Foreign Affairs Spokesperson, Mal Brown, member of the Select Committee over Israel.

Greetings our allies in Africa. Word has probably reached you of the change in Israeli leadership. This leadership is bringing with it some firm stability and we intend to honour all our past agreements. However, word has arrived at our door of mass mobilisation of Zulu forces and yet the Mali sit in their comfy barracks and move not agaisnt them. Israel will aid Mali in any way necessary to prohibit Zulu attempts to attack Mali land, but we insist on the same conditions being met by Mali forces. If Israeli blood is to be spilt in Africa again, we expect our new Allies blood to mix with it. No acts of aggression are acceptable in Africa.

Searches of the Archives in Rabbi Rasputins rooms has revealed some inconsistencies in Mali paperwork. During the war on AL to free the province of Libya. Word came from Timbuktu that the Mali needed time to build a force to retake Libya and so Israel aided you. However on closer examination, our generals reported sights of a number of battalions of Artillery in western Mali land that were not used to capture Libya , but were held back!! Hiding within Mali provinces.
Further documents reveal that your government 'Apparently' made demands on AL and your letters reveal they gave you knowledge of Machine Tools. It is our understanding that you already had this knowledge as you already had Artillery battalions during the Israeli/Mali war.

Please alleviate our concerns that your 'Fake Conversion' and all these secret documents are not telling us what we think they are. For too many centuries the rulers of Mali and Israel have been at war, lets not start off on the wrong foot with ill feelings over lack of truthfulness now.

Given time and honesty we believe this Mali/Isreal alliance will become the 2nd largest in the world and will lead others to sit up and take notice. Remember how far we have come already. Israel was smallest nation in world, no one took us seriously, now we are still smallest nation , but people are concerned enough to make alliances against us. Stay with us and our Newly Upgraded Artillery known after their creater Ralf Howie... The Ralfitzers.... these Ralfitzers will be joining you in enabling peace in the region.

Yout TRUE friend in the region

Mal Brown

[deity]

Originally posted by belinda9
"What is it, Hakeem? I'm busy."

edit......

(another spit to the floor)

Oh yeah, and send a cleaning crew in here to mop the floor..."

ROTFLMAO

[deity]

Re: Official Documents

Originally posted by Rasputin
To : Mali Foriegn Affairs Department

From : Foreign Affairs Spokesperson, Mal Brown, member of the Select Committee over Israel.

edit.....

Given time and honesty we believe this Mali/Isreal alliance will become the 2nd largest in the world and will lead others to sit up and take notice. Remember how far we have come already. Israel was smallest nation in world, no one took us seriously, now we are still smallest nation , but people are concerned enough to make alliances against us. Stay with us and our Newly Upgraded Artillery known after their creater Ralf Howie... The Ralfitzers.... these Ralfitzers will be joining you in enabling peace in the region.

Yout TRUE friend in the region

Mal Brown

LOL!


You are SO funny Raz - made my night

[drake]

A few hours later........................

A messenger arrived at the Zulu desert camp via motorcycle.....He rode to the general's tent:

"General Shakeem, we have recieved the word. All operations shall go forward as we have heard what we have been waiting to hear. They are with us General."

"Very well sargeant. Here have some water you look hot." the General said as he handed the man his canteen.

"Thank you sir. Yes, this area of the world is certainly very hot and dry. I must've swallowed a pound of dust on my ride from ******." He drank heartily and then returned the canteen.

"Rest up sargeant, we shall strike at dusk. We need everyone, including you at their best." said the General.

"Thank you sir." the Sargeant said as he saluted Shakeem. He walked towards the soldiers makeshift barracks.

At that time, a young infantry man timidly approached the General...

"What is it son?" asked Shakeem.

"Uh, umm..the reinforcements...they shall be arriving soon. I have seen them through my binoculars. Three heavy infantry sir. Should be arriving within the hour." said the man nervously.

"Thank you son. Make sure the men are provided with water upon their arrival and send the division leader to my tent." ordered the General.

"Yes sir" he said and saluted.

The General saluted back and returned to his tent with a satisfied grin on his face. "All is coming together....This will be a major success!"

[belinda9]

"Peace?? "he spat on the floor " We dont want peace, the army runs on war you fool

watch out now, it looks like it's contagious! LOL

[Rasputin]

Military HQ

"so where are the Ralfitzers now Major?"

"heading along this railroad to here General! There they will be joined by the 7th and 8th Division of Storm Troopers. Together they then proceed across that river to here."

"good job Major, looks like you have this all planned out."

"yes sir just awaiting your ok to let them loose"

"Soon, major, soon, we must appear to be the peace makers not the aggressors. This will be a complete surprsie to everyone."