History of the World 2 - IV

[deity]

Caution Israel...

AD 1515

"Saul, come here!"

Paul was stressed.

"Can you get your wife to see the Israeli leader urgently?"

Saul's wife, Dame de Notre of Middle Eastern extraction, was a very persuasive and visionery young lady. Her vision of the great BOMB has been prominent in the Australian Governments thinking for eons.

"Yes Paul? What for?"

"Can't you see what's going on? We've expelled Israel from the Pacific Pact and they are going bezerk! Their diplomatic reasoning is crazy!
On the one hand they attack our old foes the AL which correctly upsets their allies, the Zulus. The Zulus I believe are preparing for war against the Israelis and who can blame them?"

"Hmmmm"

"So, we threaten Israel?"

"NO!! Ya bloody galah. The diplomatic point I want Dame de Notre to get across is that IF they create a worthy peace with the new AL under the Sun Tzu regime it gives them more opportunity to avert the Zulu aggression. Even better is an offer by the Israelis to return at least the capital to the AL. The Israelis must call a summit with the Zulu/AL alliance and attempt to reconcile this problem. Of course I'm delighted that all these nations belt each other around but we can't see Israel fall. They are a lesser enemy, dare I say friend, than the AL. The Zulus remain an enigma with their clever diplomacy and they have done us no harm. But they must not grow too strong.
Now, please ask her to go back to Israel and see what she can achieve. And make sure she wears appropriate attire. There is much lechery in Israel."

"Yes Paul They taught me!"

"By the way Saul, did you have anything to do with Einstein's mishap?"

"Sir, That is for you to say but I could not possibly comment on that"

"Also, what happened to those deserters?"

"No word, I'm afraid.... so, you think they deserted?"

"Saul? What are you saying?"

"No comment"

"I think I better watch you!"

"Good evening Paul"



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Paul returned to another meeting with his R&D committe in Broken Hill. He was very pleased indeed. A new tech called Rocketry was about to be discovered.......

[Rasputin]

Dominican Republic - New Governors Residence

"Thankyou for letting us use your lovely dwelling Clive, you have done wonders with it since taking it over as part of our Alliance with the mali all those yearsago" Said Bob Hawke.

"Thanks Bob,"Replied Clive Lloyd the Governor of all the Caribean Provinces. "I hope your meeting with the Australians will go well"

"Me too Clive, my ancestors come from Australia so there is hope that we can allay their fears over our rationality in recent years. Look here comes Dame de Notre now"

Up the marble staircase strode a confident and well dressed lady. Although getting into the twilight of her years was still remarkably attractive.

"Greetings Dame de Notre " said Bob Hawke, greeting her in the traditional Israeli fashion , a big bear hug and a quick kiss.

"ahh get off me Bob" she said pushing him off. " I was warne doff you lustful ways"

"But Dame de Notre that is how me greet each other in Israel"

"Well we are not in Israel now and I am not Israeli!!"

"Ok , well it is good to see you Dame de Notre "

"Yes I see that you are pleased to see me, wil lyou get your eyes above my breat line please!!!"

"Sorry Dame de Notre "

"The Australian government is very concerned with the recent aggresive acts of the Israeli government, which is why we cut you guys out of the PP. Whilst not wishing to reform that allaince, we do wish to mediate a peace settlement in Europe. We hear that the new European LEague also wished peace. We feel in Australai that this peace will lead to peace in Africa. We certainly cant use our influence to get peace in Africa if you are being voerly aggresive with the Europeans. For starters you must return their capital"

"But Dame de Notre , they have a new capital now, Paris, a flourishing place, very beautiful, much like yourself."

"Stop that Bob!! We beleive that once the new leader is enscounced in Paris, that Israel and European Peoples must sit together and work out a long lasting peace. If that means giving back territory then you must do it"

"We wont be giving territory hard won by Israeli blood and fall behind again the power of our neighbours. If we had taken Europe centuries ago, the war with the Mali would not have occurred. The Zulus wouldnt be pressing you to apply pressure on us, they would be begging us not to hurt them. As it is we have clambered up from the pitiful nation that Dimbly the Meek forged 5000 years ago, led truly by the Sun Tzu dynasty to a junior position in the PP , and then finally taken on a rebuilding phase to have one of the largest armies in hte world. We have the largest Artillery barrage or Ralfitzers seen anywhere. We are not afraid to fight Dame de Notre. If the Zulus can not accept that we want peace but arent ready to give up all our hard won gains, then Africa and the middle east will shake to the poundings of our shells. Israeli and Zulu blood will be shed. If the Australians wish to sit back and see one of their past allys bullied by the Zulus and now also by the new Zulu Ally China, then so be it. We have never made any moves on China, and yet they have allied with our number one enemy. We hope that they dont choose to spread any conflict foolishly.
We are still friends with the Mongols and will be meeting with them shortly to see their plans. We hope that they aim for world peace as we do and can find the middle ground we are looking for."

"The Mongols will do as we tell them. They are our ally" said Dame de Notre .

"I think you better let the Mongols decide for themselves what they want to do, I hear Dangime the Magnicifcent is recovered from his automobile accident and is ready to rule again. He will not be so easy to order around as was their previous dynasty the Easthaven Family."

"Are you threatening us with a split in the PP Bob you go too far!!"

"No threat at all Madam, jsut dont beleive the world will be Aussie and Zulu dominated forever. Times are changing."

"Well you cant expect any help from us if you wont listen to us"

"We dont ask for nor expect any help from the cowards in Australia, my ancestors came from there so I know of their weaknesses for grog and food. That is all they interested in . They have cut off Isreal when we did need them and we have survived. We will negotiate with the new Adriatic Europeans and we hope that peace with theZulu will follow that. But we will not be the only one to feel pain if peace is not obtained."

With that Bob left and Dame de Notre was left pondering just how mad these damn Israelis reaaly were. Was she really a decendant of them? She began to have worries about whether one day she too would go insane like all other Israelis !!!

[Rasputin]

Ope letter to all Nations

From : Bob Hawke , leader of the Greater Israel Republic.

To : All world leaders.


My dear fellow leaders, it is time once again for us all to meet to discuss the crisis that is currently in the world. World peace is a must , but not at any price. All nations must feel safe or peace is invalid.
I know I need not remind my fellow world leaders of the historical significance of the current situation but just humour me whilst I run through it.
The recorded history of this world seems to date back about 5500 years. The first major crisis was when the AL sank an Australain trireme in the mediteranean that led to the Australains retaliating by taking the Caribean and then the war escalating by AL attacking the Mongols. This war was masterfully ended by great diplomacy. The legacy of this war was the formation of the PP (Australia,Mongols & Israel), the Axis powers (Zulu,China & Mali) leaving the aggresor AL alone.
Centuries passed and communism swept the world and China left the Axis pact. Tensions rose in Africa as Mali became unstable. Israel threatened war with Mali, but Australian diplomacy saved the day.
When Mali leadership went AWOL and attacked Israel, Zulus immediatly kicked the Mali out of Axis pact. Israel retaliated and then suddenly that old world aggressor the AL took advantage of the situation and invaded the North American citys of Mali. After gaining 4 Mali citys, the AL made peace, but the Mali/Israeli war continued for 7 more decades. Finally this war ended when Mali leadeship agreed to peace deal.
The legacy of this war was that AL now allyed with the Zulu. China stood alone as sole communist country, Australia & Mongols strong in the PP. Australai expelling the Israelis for their aggresion. The Mali and Israelis were all alone and friendless. This drew the two of them together to protect themselves from the natural aggression shown throughout history by the AL, especially as they now had an ally.
The next war was when AL leadership went into dissaray and attacked the Mali. Israel immediatly came to the rescue of its ally and forced back the aggressor. Mongol forces announced a declaration of war late in the piece and stormed into the Urals. Zulu leadership again called for restraint and Isreal/Mali allaince signed cease fire with AL. This was soon extended to a full peace treaty after AL leadership returned to sanity and a land deal was organised. But still the AL controlled large tracts of Mali land in America and the Mongols formed peace even though the Urals (tradiotnal Mongol territory) was still under AL control.
The last great war again involved the AL (see a trend here guys) when they again had a bloody coup and removed their leader. The did a surprise attack on Israel and soon controlled all of Turkey. This time the Israeli nation vowed to destroy once and for all this menacing nation to the north, the Israeli people thought they would be doing the peoples of the world a favour. The AL surrendered after the battle of Venice and the Israeli leadership bowed to world pressure and signed a cease fire with AL. During this war the Zulu and Chinese signed an alliance.
This brings us to today. We have the pacific pact of Australia/Mongols = Australians not fighting anyone, but officially at war with Zulus. Mongols holding a state of war with AL but a cease fire in place, also at war with Zulu and a current declaration of war against the Mali still valid. Mongols and Israelites have a conquest pact signed to destroy AL.
The Comminist Pact of China and Zulus = Zulus officialy at war with MAli & Israeli. China still signatures to non-agresion pact with both Mali & Israel.
The unnamed allaince of Mali & Israel = Both at war with Zulu and a current Cease fire with AL.

We beleive this current situation needs fixing promptly. We want all warring nations to sign a cease fire imeedialty. And then to utilise a neutral party to mediate a suitalbe long term peace agreement. Let us not have the first World War with all nations involved, which if current situation continues is where we will be.

[Rasputin]

OOC - Leaders names

Hey how come you guys dont get creative and change leaders names throughout the HOTW... Paul Keating sure been round a long time now Folks ... Getting pretty Grey and wrinkled...

My problem is coming up with a new one each session... but I will continue the tradition !!!!!!

[SunTzu]

The Long Trek! Part 2

At the Gates of Israeli Controlled Venice
<font color="blue">Halt! Who goes there!?
<font color="red">It is I, General SunTzu XXXXIV. I wish to speak to your leader!
*Thump Thump Twing* <font color="purple">Come in....
<font color="red"> Hey Bob, how ya doin?
<font color="purple"> Ahhh SunTzu, long time no see.
<font color="red">Yes it has been awhile. The 6month Trek from Mongolia was hard. But we made it.
<font color="purple">So what can i do for you?
<font color="red"> Well i'm on my way to Paris to be crowned President by the pope. I would like you to come with me to Paris, i have some issues to discuss with you.
<font color="purple"> Ok i will leave first thing tomorrow morning.
<font color="Well thats that, i shall now continue on to Paris. Peace out Bob!

[Prometheus]

To: All World Leaders

The Chinese wish to clarify its diplomatic state with all Nations of the World, as it seems that there always seems to be quite a few miscommunications.

To begin the Chinese empire is not allied with anyone. The enlightened Zulu people by themselves have chosen the superior form of government, communism.

Our attitude toward all nations is one of good faith, non-aggression and peace. We remain neutral in this conflict and if asked will attempt to negotiate a fair and lasting peace.

However with the rise of a new leader in the Adriatic League we call on all nations of the world to give the Adriatic League a chance and negotiate a fair peace with them.

Currently the Chinese Foreign office has the current diplomatic arrangement of the world:

Australia and Mongolia are allied with Mongolia at war with the AL and Australia is not involved in the current conflict.

Mali and Israel are allied and are currently at war with the AL.

Zulu and AL are allied though the Zulu’s have not yet started a military campaign but will if a peace is not achieved.

China is Neutral with no Allies at all but maintains friendly relations with all powers.

If there is a change that the Chinese Foreign office should know about please inform us as soon as possible.

To: Israel
The Chinese people will welcome a visit by Bob.

OOC: I have no problem putting it off a week; I think we need to play with what will become the core group of people the next time. If you want to try and rescheduled I all for that but it will be hard finding a day when we all can play

And why don’t we change names…. Well Paul is blessed by a god and Prometheus is a God so why would we need to change since we both would never die?

[SunTzu]

The reason theres already SunTzu The XXXXIV is because we breed like rabbits

[Rasputin]

OOC- sort of

Strange that Prom, my Embassy staff informed me that Zulu nation is allied to chinese..!!!!! Maybe your diplomatic advisor has been off making secret deals while you not looking !!!

Or my Diplmatic Advisor has been on the magic mushrooms again !!!

[belinda9]

ooc (SORT OF)

You're not the only one who's intelligence is scarambled.

The Mali are currently at peace with everyone in the world except for that ages-old state of war which still exists between Mali and Mongols (though neither side has maade any aggressive moves in that regard since I've been running the Mali)

This, of course, may be subject to change depending upon what happens the first round or two I actually get to play again and see what everyone else does, but as of the end of last weeks session, as far as I knew, I was not at war with the Zulu/AL alliance as the Mali senate had overruled Tuwanda and signed a peace treaty of their own accord with the Adriatics after the Mali took Richmond in North America; and Tuwanda and Jula have signed a peace treaty of their own accord.

I promise I'll try to get something up sometime
what's the current vote on skipping a week so our good buddy Drake can have a life for one week without worrying about what happens to him at this critical time? since I don't count? LOL

[drake]

In the war room, Zimbabwe

"Ahh, so it looks as though Hawke is trying to weasel his way out of this one as well eh Jula?" stated General Shakeem.

"Yes, those spineless Israelis kiss more as s than a bunch of politicians. They will do anything to save their own necks. Lie, cheat, decieve. They know not of honor. Well General, the time for them to learn of it is now." Kamma was angry.

"Yes indeed it is. Intelligence reports that the Israeli military is primarily composed of offensive units. I imagine their defenses are shoddy at absolute best. Our African army should cut throught them like warm butter." said Shakeem.

"Indeed Shakeem. We will not be stopped from war as we were years ago. The Adriatic League advised we offer peace to the Israelis and like fools we agreed to this, as the Israelis were actually in a position to help the Adriatic League attack Mongolia. Atleast thats what they told them. But oh what a difference a few years makes. As soon as Il Duce was assassinated and chaos engulfed Europe, the self serving Israelis, like flies on sh1t, took advantage of the people that they had <i>supposedly</i> made friends with just years before. As a result, the AL no longer has a capitol. Now I ask you Shakeem, are these people that deserve leniency? Are these people who deserve to be forgiven for their atrocities? No general, like a badly mannered child, these Israelis deserve to be punished. And so they will." said Kamma...she was ranting.
"Hell we even gave them an out. All they had to do was return all Adriatic cities that they had obtained to our control. We would have then re-integrated AL control when they were once again safe from outside threat. But oh no, Hawke rejected our offer like a fool. And now the fool will have to pay the piper."

"I know Jula, I know. Their time is coming believe me. But we musn't be too harsh with the Israelis. We need to punish them and disable their ability to retaliate, but we musn't cripple them. If we were to do that, we would surely be looked down upon by the world community. We are a fair and just Nation and it is not our intent to gain power through this expedition......Rather we are to limit the Israeli power. And even though Israel conspired to help the AL attack the Mongols, they are not yet aware of this fact. In their mind, the Israelis are still their friends. And the last thing we need is Mongolia entering the frey. For this would almost certainly call their Australian masters in as well. What a mess that would be" said the General calmly.

"You're right General, I am just angry. Though the rest of the world acknowledges the fact that the Israelis are nothing but a burden to us all, we have yet to recieve any support in detaining them. The Adriatic League are still our allies, but they are in such disorder that they won't be much help. Besides that, we have heard that a descendent of the SunTzu family might be taking power there soon." said Kamma.

"The same Suntzu family that ruled Israel and backstabbed the Adriatic League back around the birth of christ?" asked Shakeem.

"Yes General, the very same. The Suntzu family, ever since their ultimate betrayal to the AL, have been hiding in the shadows of the world. Living in oblivion. But now they may return, and I have a feeling that they may lead the European people to stab their own ally in the back as well. Us. Will Suntzu do the right thing and rebuild Europe, keeping our alliance? Or will he go the way of his ancestors and show the world how dispicable and dishonorable the Suntzus are? It is tough to say Shakeem. We would like to keep ties with Europe and ask them to help liberate their own country. But we fear as though Suntzu might have the logic of an elephants as s and he may side with the Israelis." Kamma was getting worked up again.

"But that wouldnt make sense Jula. Why would Suntzu join forces with the Israelis? One would have to be either insane or completely retarded to do such a thing." said Shakeem.

"I don't know general. Hopefully he will prove to be a good, and honest leader. If he stays with us, then we know his heart is good. If he sides with Israel, well, just do the math. It would mean he is a worthless leader. One that will ride the once glorious AL into the ground." said Kamma.

"That would be a shame wouldn't it Jula? For we can offer the AL so much. All the Israelis can offer them is empty promises and will probably end up deceiving them in the end. But I guess we will just have to wait and see." said the General.

"Indeed, indeed." Kamma said..........................

[Prometheus]

Re: OOC- sort of

Originally posted by Rasputin
Strange that Prom, my Embassy staff informed me that Zulu nation is allied to chinese..!!!!! Maybe your diplomatic advisor has been off making secret deals while you not looking !!!

Hmmm if that is so… then I should give him a raise, because according to the game advisor I am also allied to the Mongols and the Australians along with the Zulus… he has created the largest most powerful alliance in the game.

Of coarse that would mean everyone is really allied together in some sort of way since the Mongols are still allied to Israel and the Israeli are allied to the Mali and the Zulus are allied to the AL. What a mess that would be. So anyway ….

I am not allied to anyone I just haven’t bothered to contact anyone and cancel old alliances, I would still be allied to the Mali actually if the A.I. hadn’t contacted me and demanded I declare war on the Mongols. I am just lazy that’s why it says I am allied to the Mongol’s, Zulu’s and Australians.

[deity]

Nice one Prom!

Nice bit of subterfuge there Prom

Israel will never know......

[Frank Johnson]

This is truely disturbing

So the world feels as if Mongolia is not a nation to be taken seriously?

The European League believe we should automaticly declare peace, even though Mongolian lands still lay before us occupied.

The Israelies believe we are a mere tool to be used in their quest for revenge agaist the Austrailians for being kicked out of the Pacific Pact.

The Australians believe we will do anything they say!

The Zulu and Mali contiue to ignore our world position, and the Chinese, ha! They think they can order everyone including us to peace!


Lord Dangime will have none of this.

The Urals will be freed, by negoiation or force if needed.

Israel will cease attempting to interfere with relations between Mongolian and her allies, being allied to both of you is hard enough so don't push it!

Australia will realize that we are not their lapdogs, however we are allies if you aren't offended by that fact.

The Zulus should make peace with Mongolia, espically if the European League and myself work things out >

That goes for the Mail too. >

And China.......remind me how your miserable nation still remains on the asian contient? Another grand mistake of prior generation that I must correct? This that how it is? Or is it different?


Now you've heard from me! *Gets out of bed* Bring the car around I'm going to the capital. I have to know what has been going on that people are afraid to tell me here, grr!

[belinda9]

that goes for the Mali, too

the Mali would have been at peace with Mongolia if Sun hadn't been subbing for you last week.
We didn't know if you had some ulterior motive for staying at war with the Mali all this time or what so we just left it.

Tuwanda's mission in life was to see the Mali at peace with the world

[SunTzu]

Juvenile

I have some bad news.
Well i've been feeling on the down side lately. I suffer from depression and haven't been taking the prozac. Plus i went to my best friends surprise b-day party last night. I had 12bud lights and 8 smirnoff ice. I was really drunk and i was tryign to drive home and my friends were trying to stop me. One of my friends punched through my windshield when i tried to drive off. I then took off on foot for some reason. I wasn't thinking straight. And then the cops showed up and i was taking to county jail for Public Intoxication. I have to go to court this Wednesday for sentencing. So i might not be around thursday. I'm getting a job, because its gonna cost $150 to get the car out of the impound. another $150-200 or more to get the windshield replaced.
I'll figure out if i can play this week or next week this wednesday.