History of the World 2 - IV

[Rasputin]

In Central African Republic.

"Idi , good to see you still following the one true god, I was afraid after Saddam departed your allegience might go too" said Rabbi Rasputin."

"Never Rabbi, I am beholden to the true god forever. I have repented of my old evil ways and am now at your command"replied Idi Amin
"good, good Idi. Your first role is to come with me to Timbuktu, I have received a vision form god, a miralce is about to occur."

"wow a miracle Rabbi, I defneialty want to be there "

"well all opur preayers ar ecoming to fruition Idi, God is pouring his spirit out over Mali land. Its the time of Repentance and of harvest"

[Rasputin]

Later in Timbuktu

"Greetings Rabbi Rasputin, if it wasnt for the weird occruance all over Mali this week i wouldnt ahve expected to see you here " siad Tuwanda.

"Yes I received the vision early last week and have made palns to come here since " replied Rabbi Rasputin "the Lord showed me the Mali being touched by his spirit, and falling flat on the ground. I hear some Mali refused to repent, but I hear they are all now in Zulu territory."

"Yes Praise the Lord Rabbi. We have seen the light."

"Tuwanda , I need to repent of Israels war and slaughter of your children, in hte past some of our soldiers got carried away, for this I truly apologise"

"You are forgiven Rabbi." They hugged and wept together....

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Later from the Balcony of the palace in timbuktu

Rabbi Rasputin waved to the crowds....

"All has now been revealed, the Mali and the Israelites are descendants of the same ancestors. Like a bad family we have fought and killed for thousands of years. But noe the Lord himself has intervened and we are reconciled with each other. We have negotiated with the Zulus to retrieve the two citys they cunningly stole from you. We shall return control of Central Africna Republic to Mali . General Idi Amin, will be my represntative in the Mali Embassy. He is a good Jew with strong beleifs, he was the first blackman to convert, now we have you all. As part of our repentance and sorrow, we have agreed to a request from your leader Tuwanda, to negotiate with the ADriatic League to return all Mali provinces to Mali control. This should be easy as they only took the citys in their shared hatred of the Muslim ways, now that you have renounced your wicked ways, they should willingly return all those citys."

The crowd errupted into loud cheering ./.....

[Rasputin]

Back in Jerusalem

"Rabbi we ahve bad news from Europe!!"

"more bad news, after all the good news from Mali!!"

"Yes Rabbi, apparently there has been a revolt and il Duce Mussolini has disppeared."

"What ?? How did this happen?"

"Seems some Arrogant Individual has usurped him and is now known as Presidnet A.I "

"Well we cant allow this to continue , we will go find Musolini and return him to his rightful place of leadership. Call the army together"

"Rabbi they are ready to hear your orders"

"Send them to Europe and search every city for our friend Il Duce . if President AI trys to interfer kill him"

"yes Rabbi as the lord commands"

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Later in Egypt
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"I hear our request for Libya to be returned to Mali has been ignored by the AL" said General Amin

"Yes sire, they blatantly refuse to admit the possibility of mali Conversion. What next?"

"Give some of our best Artillery to the Mali to take back their city, we shant be direclty involed in this liberation"

"yes sire"

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Still later in Sudan
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"Sir the Zulus have sent word they have declared war on the Mali and us for the liberation of Libya. Shall we respond in kind"

"No " replied the wise old Governor " My orders from Rabbi Rasputin are not to engage the Zulu unless they attack the Mali or ourselves. A declaration of war is not provacation enough"

"as you so desire sire."

"as the lord desires"
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Later again back in Jerusalem
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"What are you worrying about Rabbi" asked his personal assistant letting her long hair fallacross his shoulders as she rubbed them.

"I fear for what has become of our Friend Benito, only he can save the Adriatic league now from total collapse, I hear the Mongol hordes have invaed Eastern Russia"

"You need to relax Rabbi" she said as she massaged his shoulders and neck. " perhaps you need more of my special talents again tonight"

"Yes you are right again Brittney" he smiled as she undressed him .......................

[Prometheus]

THE CHINESE NEWS AGENCY

INDUSTRIALIZATION PART I
Soviet Council, China- Masses of Factories were built though out the nation this year as the 3000 dollars were made from the 3 Caravans sent to Australia long ago finally arrived. The Nation’s industrial output is now ranked second in the world. “We still have along way to go” the Mister of Labor reported.

MILITARY BOOST
Soviet Council, China- Standing alone in the world and neutral in all of the worlds conflicts the Government has allotted more resources to defend Chinese Territory from would be aggressors. The minister of defense was quoted as saying, “As of today China lacks the forces for a prolonged invasion of another country, but has adequate resources to defend its self. “

MALI/ISRAELI WAR ENDS
Timbuktu, Mali- With a number of Israeli victories through out the Nile Region, President Tuwanda made peace with Rabbi Rasputin of Israel. While the exact treaty is not known, we know that the entire population of the Democracy of Mali has converted to Judaism, and that there were strange land transfers.

The Israeli Government has received a small strip of three cities in North America, which puzzled Chinese officials when they learned that the Mali where no longer there neighbors. Israel also received the Mali’s two Caribbean Islands and the cities in the Nile Valley.

PEACE PROMISED BETWEEN CHINESE AND ISRAEL
Alliance, China- With the mysterious appearance of the Israeli wall (a strip of three cities running north to south in North America separating China territory form Mali) the Chinese Government has sent its warm greetings to its new Neighbors receiving a promise of peace, a Non-Aggression pact and an agreement not to fortify borders from the wise ruler Rabbi Rasputin.

WAR OF ADRIATIC SUCCESSION BEGINS: THE RETURN OF EMPEROR A.I.
Libya, Mali – Migrating East from China, to the Mali Emperor A.I. has now griped the Adriatic Empire in its grasp. Refusing to negotiate with Israel and the Mali over the city of Libya these two countries now showing themselves now to be best of friends launched an attack on the Adriatic Empire claiming to reclaim the Mali’s lost land when years ago (when Emperor A.I. ruled the Mali) the Adriatic League took Libya and two cities in North America.

Reclaiming Libya for the Mali, Israel also furthered its own position by taking the territory of Turkey. Further success by the Israeli is suspected but Chinese observers being limited to North America cannot confirm or deny this. In North America the war is non-existence but most along the border expect this is the calm before the storm.

Israel and Mali were not the only ones to declare war upon the AL as the Pacific Pact joined the fray… led by Mongolian mechanized forces the Pacific Pact easily took the border city of Orsoni. The Mongols whom where attacked long ago by the Adriatic League have waited centuries to exact their revenge have an undisclosed number of tanks and howitzers.

The Zulu’s have objected to the invasion of the AL but have not yet counter invaded militarily. Whether they invade or not remains to be seen as the conflict has just begun and the Zulus would be defending the AL from half the world. Officially the Chinese have declared their neutrality refusing to take part in what is rapidly becoming a world war. .

[SunTzu]

Newsflash, the soon to be mongolian leader suntzu who is drunk shoots him self in a act of depression

[drake]

My goodness what a mess we have

First of all:

"Tuwanda , I need to repent of Israels war and slaughter of your children, in hte past some of our soldiers got carried away, for this I truly apologise"

"You are forgiven Rabbi." They hugged and wept together....

Alright, let's recap some of the more important events (that I am aware of)

*Nile War ends. In a bizzarre turn of events, the Mali, who had been virtually raped by Israel just years before, sign a peace treaty and eventually form an alliance. Insanity is the only explanation for the Mali's actions.

*Mali formally declare war on the Adriatic League and Zulu alliance. They liberate the AL held city of Libya. Other conquests not known, as Emperor A I, has failed to have communicated their losses properly.

*Mongolia formally declares war on the Adriatic League and Zulu Alliance. The northern outpost Orsoni fell to the vengeful Mongols. Apparently they had their own vendetta against the AL for actions in the past.

*Australia sends spies into Zulu territory without permission or provocation. Jula Kamma has to seriously consider breaking off the good relationship with the Australians that has existed since the beginning of time. Espionage will not be accepted in the Zulu Nation.

*Israel offers a peace treaty to the Zulus. Peace Treaty was failed to have been signed, as necessary requirements were no met.

*China joins an alliance with the Israel fundamentalist group. Apparently China can get along with everyone, including the un-predictable jews.

*Australia continues to pace the field in science production and the Pacific Pact continues to grow stronger and stronger.

This game is teetering on the verge of world war. The only country that isn't tied to a war is the country of China. The Pacific Pact declared war on the AL/ZULU alliance with Mongolias violent episode in the Ural Mountains. This pits Mongolia, Australia and Israel against the AL and the Zulus (through principle). With Mali's aggressive acts in Northern Africa against the AL, they formally have dragged themselves into a war with both the AL and Zulu as well. So let s quickly recap the (technical) war status of each nation:

AL at war with Mongolia, Australia, Israel and Mali
ZL at war with Mongolia, Australia, Israel and Mali
IS at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League
ML at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League
CH at war with no one
AU at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League
MN at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League

Appears its the Zulus an Adriatics vs. the world eh?

[The Capo]

Uh... okay....

So wait a minute. No.

Alright I'm out of this game now. I don't show up so you guys play me as AI? Jesus Christ, thanks a lot.

If you guys actually GIVE A F*CK why I wasn't around instead of just f*cking throwing me to the AI an then picking my country apart, I'd explain.

But apparently I am playing with a bunch of greedy a$$holes, so screw it.

Have a WONDERFUL f*cking game ladies.

Capo is finished.

[The Capo]

And you know what else?

The bad part about all of this is the fact that when Ras was gone I refused to play him as AI despite SOME of you clowns asking us to play without him.

And the thanks I get for it? Some goddam invasion of my country behind my f*cking back. That's what pisses me off the most, that's what gets on my nerves. Someone has a total f*cking HORRIBLE event in their lives they have to deal with, they finally get home and what the hell do they find out? Something they worked hard on and stayed up late to help stay alive just said "F*ck you Capo, we want more cities" so screw that. Have your goddam little Diplogame with out. Its not worth playing in if the only important thing to you people is power.

F*cking Vultures, have your f*cking Adriatic League, I don't give a sh*t.

You guys suck so much.

I hate you Drake, I know this was your work.

[SunTzu]

Capo you need help, you obviously can't or don't have any friends with the attitude you have, wow you were screwed in a computer game! Thats harsh! man!

[Rasputin]

OOC

Actually it wasnt Drake, it was me ... !!! although we all waited patiently for you to turn up or even send some form of communication for over an hour. Eventually I proposed to do exactly what you propoised when we couldnt get a Mali leader, let the AI take over. So seeing the precedent had been set we took a vote and voted to continue game. During the Mali AI leadership, you took advantage of them and took a number of citys in North America and also Libya in Africa. Whilts Mali were AI i only attacked one city which wa sdestroyed, which you took advantage of and built a new city (seeing we were at limit of citys) Then you organised a human for Mali and I continued my war agaisnt them , but now the human was here you stopped. But for each Mali town i Destroyed you built a new one, good tactic but obviously a very provocative one.

The diference with when I was absent was I let everyone know I couldnt paly that week, we had no communication form you.

Once we were in the game, the Mali and I formally ended our war and formed an allaince because we realsied we were suroounded by two vewry large nations and as in the British and French allaince at the start of the 20th century, those two nations had hated each other and probably still do to some extent, but they relaised they had to ally agsint the growing threat from Germans/Austrians and Hungarians. The same in this game. Mali and I spoke and realsied we needed to stand together or fall separately. So no real surpeise there. Especially after the australains stopped supplying me with techs.

Ok now to the AL war.. I felt the only correct response to the AL was to demand the towns back that they took during the Mali AI leadership. We immedialty took libya back. And to aid in the war in America mali and I organsied a city swap, they got 3 citys and i got 4 (I could have wiped out Mali any way) others have done similar things i note china was given many citys to help them early in game, Australai gave mongol city in SAmerica. Zulu gave AL city in Africa.

When AL launched a full invasion of Turkey (now Khurdistan) we repsonded quickly and took Bospurus (Now Turkey) We are willing to negotiate the return of Turkey to Adriatic League when they return the citys in America to Mali.

As for Mongols attack, that is separate issue, totally unrelated to Mali/Israel war on AL. The Mongols feel they have much to repay the AL for.

The Israelis are willing to get peace back in hte land , all we are after is Malis rightful territory.

As for Drake , his Zulus immedialty on invasion of Libya, declared war on Mali and israel, so he did right thing by you Capo.

If you choose to not return it just shows how immature you are. You seem to have two rules, one for other players like Mali, and one for you.

At present you still have more citys than before the Mali v AL war two session ago, so you reaaly cant complain. If you return you will find your nation still as strong as it was, having lost probalby less than 10 units toitally and only 3 citys. We have not "picked you civ apart" as you claim.

Come basck and show us you are a real man, a man of honour and fight the Mongols back.... Israel and Mali are already trying to negotiate peace....

otherwise I am sure we could get a good player to take over AL. it is still in a good position ..

That is my little spiel......

[deity]

Originally posted by SunTzu
Newsflash, the soon to be mongolian leader suntzu who is drunk shoots him self in a act of depression

WTF

LOL, you are a funny dude Sun!

But, it is true, Dangime is in firm control of the Mongols..... don't call us, we'll call you

[deity]

Re: Uh... okay....

Originally posted by The Capo
So wait a minute. No.

Alright I'm out of this game now. I don't show up so you guys play me as AI? Jesus Christ, thanks a lot.

If you guys actually GIVE A F*CK why I wasn't around instead of just f*cking throwing me to the AI an then picking my country apart, I'd explain.

But apparently I am playing with a bunch of greedy a$$holes, so screw it.

Have a WONDERFUL f*cking game ladies.

Capo is finished.

OOC

I really got mixed feelings about you Capo.

On the one hand your stories and energy are fantastic.

On the other, I have been getting a sense of it that you've been looking for a way out of this game for weeks. You seem to relish the ancient history part but don't seem so keen on the actual civ game as we near the modern era.
What you've done is just as bad as anything EASTHAVEN or Dimbleby or Sun Tzu have done - IE not shown up without any pre-warning at all.
I mean how hard is it to get to an online puta to just post a message for God's sake. I could do it anywhere I'm likely to be in Australia. Why can't networked Americans do it??

So, after weeks of you turning up the latest and totally screwing up a few other weeks you just didn't show up at all this time.
We had 6 players ready to go and on time. So screw you. You saying we shouldn't played? I don't care how bad a personal problem you might have had - I have them too, but I either still show or get a message here.

We would have let you off the hook if this was the first time...

I even got a sub, J23SE, to play your civ but it didn't work out so we went with the AI. I fully supported the decision to play the session.

So, having decided to play which you can't reasonably argue against, are you saying your civ shouldn't have been attacked (especially just after you'd attacked the AI Mali the week before!)?

The Mongols had been planning their revenge on your Adriatic League for centuries - whether the leader was EASTHAVEN or Dangime.

Get your ass back here next session and salvage everything you stand for!

Prove Ming wrong....

You're not that big an azzhole.

No one is that big.

Peace man

[deity]

Re: My goodness what a mess we have

Originally posted by drake
*Nile War ends. In a bizzarre turn of events, the Mali, who had been virtually raped by Israel just years before, sign a peace treaty and eventually form an alliance. Insanity is the only explanation for the Mali's actions.

Let's not forget the Mali are now ruled by a woman and Rabbi Raz, let's just say, has his weaknessess..... LOL

*Mali formally declare war on the Adriatic League and Zulu alliance. They liberate the AL held city of Libya. Other conquests not known, as Emperor A I, has failed to have communicated their losses properly.

*Mongolia formally declares war on the Adriatic League and Zulu Alliance. The northern outpost Orsoni fell to the vengeful Mongols. Apparently they had their own vendetta against the AL for actions in the past.

I think this is quite understandable...

*Australia sends spies into Zulu territory without permission or provocation. Jula Kamma has to seriously consider breaking off the good relationship with the Australians that has existed since the beginning of time. Espionage will not be accepted in the Zulu Nation.

Caravans and spies do the same thing in terms of surveying the land but Keating apologises for this. If you don't expel the spy we will remove her next turn.
It was sent by Saul unbeknowns to Paul.

*Israel offers a peace treaty to the Zulus. Peace Treaty was failed to have been signed, as necessary requirements were not met.

*China joins an alliance with the Israel fundamentalist group. Apparently China can get along with everyone, including the un-predictable jews.

*Australia continues to pace the field in science production and the Pacific Pact continues to grow stronger and stronger.

How is that the Pacific Pact is getting stronger when Israel is moving towards our sworn enemy, the Mali?
And our old friends and another former Pacific Pact member, the Chinese, are also in this alliance.

Paul announces expulsion of Israel from the Pacific Pact!
Their fascist and fundamentalist politics is repugnant to us...
The PP is henceforth just the Mongols and the Aussies.

So we now have three world alliances to deal with - no overlap.

This game is teetering on the verge of world war. The only country that isn't tied to a war is the country of China. The Pacific Pact declared war on the AL/ZULU alliance with Mongolias violent episode in the Ural Mountains. This pits Mongolia, Australia and Israel against the AL and the Zulus (through principle). With Mali's aggressive acts in Northern Africa against the AL, they formally have dragged themselves into a war with both the AL and Zulu as well. So let s quickly recap the (technical) war status of each nation:

AL at war with Mongolia, Australia, Israel and Mali
ZL at war with Mongolia, Australia, Israel and Mali
IS at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League
ML at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League
CH at war with no one
AU at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League
MN at war with Zulu Nation and Adriatic League

Appears its the Zulus and Adriatics vs. the world eh?

Shakeem, you have created your own set of logical deductions to pit the whole world against your alliance!!

As Paul sees it:

Mongols have attacked AL - Aussies support this act but have NOT declared war.

Israel and Mali have attacked AL.

Who has the Zulus actually declared war on????

In the diplomatic world you can't boil it down like this formula.

YOU must state WHO you are declaring war on and then do it!

America didn't declare war on Germany in 1939 BTW.....

Paul's Aussies remain at peace with ALL the world's nations.
WE have NOT declared war on anyone, YET

So put up or shut up.... LOL

[Prometheus]

"*China joins an alliance with the Israel fundamentalist group. Apparently China can get along with everyone, including the un-predictable jews. "

Huh?!? Last I remember, I haven’t signed an Alliance with Israel, I said Non-Aggression/Peace treaty, in other words we wont make hostile movements toward each other and no fortifying the borders that’s all. The Chinese are a neutral power, the only non-Aligned power.

[The Capo]

Here's what's up.

First of all what happened to me and another person on the day I missed this game was unavoidable, I am not going to talk about it but I had no way of informing you guys before we started.

Secondly I was probably out of line with most of my comments, but they were my true feelings so if you want to blast me for my true feelings then do it, I can't defend them other than say they were real.

I am not going to go into who was wrong or right, I still feel that my position is correct but since I hate Apolyton's retarded politricking I will not entertain any arguments. I'll just admit that I may have been wrong and leave it at that.

Deity is wrong about what he said, I am far more interested in modern history than ancient, at least roleplay-wise.

Deity is right about me not having interest in this game though. Ever since Chris left everything has been backstage civ garbage, and I'm just not really into that stuff. I like diplogames to be up front, its just my nature, I'm not complaining just saying that I wasn't compatible. Chris was the only thing that kept me interested in the game, I didn't realize it until he left and feel like a moron for basically kicking him out behind his back.

Despite this I did really want to finish this game because it is/was going to be my last civilization game ever. I can't play anymore because of my new job. So I dunno what I'm going to do, I really hate picking up roleplaying when my stories aren't in synch with what's going on. I don't care about losing cities, you're right that the "civ" aspect was never my fondest part of HOTW, but this also means that a lost city isn't a big deal.

I guess I'm saying I'm out of the game, but I don't want to see it fall. There's not much I can do about it right now. I promised Chris when I spoke with him about this last night that I would just ignore the entire incident and let it go, but I don't want to do that to you guys cuz you really stuck it out for me and took a lot of crap from me and helped me create a damn good Diplogame. The only reason I'm really writing right now is because I basically like to run my mouth.

I'd love to come back and try to revive the AL, we've taken the most beatings the entire game despite the bullsh*t propoganda the PP dishes out, and we've done it all on our own. I hope the new leader of the AL is as tenacious as the first. Tell him that the AL's national character would never let the Mongols, Mali and ugh, the Israelites put it down for the count.

Sorry guys, but this is adios.

Peace....