History of the World 4.0

[Rasputin]

The Emporer Rasputin addressed his closest advisors...

"So the Tartars have our intimate secrets, The serbs are angry because we leaning towards azande. The Indians are taking over our territory in Ameirca, The azande wont sign treaty."

"if tihs keeps up we will be surounded by enemies"

"I want a plan for our survival on my desk by nights end"

"Go al lof you , come back when you have the plan"

[deity]

Originally posted by Rasputin
The Emporer Rasputin addressed his closest advisors...

"So the Tartars have our intimate secrets, The serbs are angry because we leaning towards azande. The Indians are taking over our territory in Ameirca, The azande wont sign treaty."

"if tihs keeps up we will be surounded by enemies"

"I want a plan for our survival on my desk by nights end"

"Go al lof you , come back when you have the plan"

The Azande may sign this treaty, possibly in a modified form, but are intrigued to learn of the reason for Serb displeasure?

[Rasputin]

Rasputin paced his office, he knew what had to be done, but would all things fall into place accordingly, if only one thing went wrong it could cost many lives of Egyptians. But he knew he couldnt swerve from his plan. omce his advisors returned he would listne to them, but would then spell out his plan and enforce it......

[deity]

Re: Treaty of Bazadine

Originally posted by Rasputin
The parties known as the Razlamic Empire of Greater Egypt and Razlamic America and the Azadine Traders and Azande Witch Doctors do herewith sign the following agreement.

1. To henceforth stake no claims on each others current territory

It has always been so. Lizard agrees. A confirmation map will be posted.

2. To open all avenues for trade

Again, it has always been so. Azande track record speaks for itself as does its generosity in gifting a city, a settler and several advances.

3. Allow passage of each others troops whenever this is ageed as being necessary for defence of the other.

Azande will minimise its troop movements on Egyptian soil as much as possible but will assist in the defence of Egypt. No Egyptian troops will be required in Southern Africa.

4. To setup mutual areas of protection. This being the Suez Canal and South America

Agreed by the Lizard of the Azande.

5. To immediately come to the aid of the other if any attacks on each others territory occurs

As quickly as a Lizard's tongue...

6. To make such loans or grants as is necessary to each other.

To be negotiated.

7. To establish Africa as a place for Africans only.

And inaccordance with the posted map if that is acceptable.

8. To continue advancing the science of Africans to the advanced state they deserve.

Immediate plans are afoot to make all Africans equal.

Signed by Emperor Rasputin and his leaders of all Razlamic Provinces..

Governor Ahmed Muhammed of Egypt

Governor Ishmael Abrams of Asia

Governor Saddam Hussein of America

Signed...

Lizard

Know this sign.

[Rasputin]

Re: Re: Treaty of Bazadine

Originally posted by deity


It has always been so. Lizard agrees. A confirmation map will be posted.

We await final map

Again, it has always been so. Azande track record speaks for itself as does its generosity in gifting a city, a settler and several advances.

agreed past history was benifical

Azande will minimise its troop movements on Egyptian soil as much as possible but will assist in the defence of Egypt. No Egyptian troops will be required in Southern Africa.

Egyptian troops have no desire to cross into southen africa unless called for




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[Rasputin]

Emporer Rasputin write to Tartar leader....


The Egyptians andTartars ahve stood together for many years but recent changes seem to show that this relationship maybe changing. We wish to reierate our stance that a Tartar and Egyptian bond is in the interests of both our nations.

Please respond ASAP so we can continue our good freindship

[deity]

Africa for Africans!

The notional border, but Egypt is welcome to share overlapping land fields upon request.

Lizard

[Zylka]

~Open Letter to all members of the Egyptian Administration~

The mentioned maintenance of a TarTar/Egypt bond is not only ordered, but of common sense interest to both parties. The direction of recent TarTartian position has no ambition of straining relations; nor in extreme case does my own soldier breed care to match any form of war. This latter would provide nothing more than the slow warping of barrels on our many Chinese rifles, and the subsequent amassing of corpse based fertilizer by any foreign divisions marching about our cityside fields.

I must admit a weary prediction of your own future actions; according to the recent state driven mass murder of Egyptian citizens by crude religious justification. Just as such - I do as well carry bias for your accompanying dismissal of the late General Zylka as enemy, which came regardless of the love and ambition he showed for your people. Yet as neutral mercenary myself - these of course will be regarded as internal matter of the Egyptian state.

Rest assured, I will watch like a Vanqouver Island eagle your own external actions in the next while. These are regarded just as relevant to happiness and stability in our shared region as any possible direction of, say, Serbian intent.

*The author withholds writing "hint hint" directly after; for kind want to preserve Raz' integrity in the face of his fellow Egyptians meant to read this in forum*

In any case, TarTardom will be seeking to extend new networks of commerce in inner asian lands as soon as possible, if you are so interested. We presently tire of cleaning more rifles than will ever be needed to burst like cheap wine hides any testosterone driven bodies of senseless approach. In your infinte wisdom of decision, I hope to see confirmation of like desire for butter over guns - on all fronts of your noble land; and across this small, human world.

Sincerely,
General Akylezze

*The letter is full page stamped to provide authenticity*

[Berzerker]

Alas, the wonder of the ages is dead! A terrible earthquake has joined with the beast from the southern ocean - a monsoon of Mabharatic proportions - to destroy our beloved Hanging Gardens. The once fabled meeting of our heavenly Father and Earthly Mother is no more, the symbol of life from above joining with Mother earth has crumbled into a heap of mud! Shiva has taken the dreaded form of the Great Destroyer and the source of our happiness no longer exists...

What shall we do? WHAT SHALL WE DO?

The people cry out in sorrow and lamentations are heard throughout the land from the Indus and Hindu Kush to the distant land down under and the land of fire and gold...
The people are unhappy Lord!

The Lord speaks - our theologians have joined forces with our political scientists and philosophers and have devised a new form of government! All Hail Fascism!!!

The people rejoice in their new found ideology, democracy has served it's purpose, but this new system has given the people new goals, new desires, and a new fervor with which to order society. No longer shall the individual serve as the foundation of society, now we shall join hands to serve the greater good of the nation... Seek happiness thou, seek happiness in what we will achieve as a nation...

Inspite of fascism and the elimination of despondency, the people of Delhi still felt an emptiness with the loss of their Hanging Gardens. So the people set out to construct a new university, a second university to compliment our Hall of the Sciences and Great Observatory. A university to teach the arts, and theaters throughout the city for trained entertainers - actors, singers, performers, and the like - to alleviate the sadness over the loss of our Hanging Gardens. Thus Delhiwood was born...

[Berzerker]

What troubles thee, Lord? What plagues thy mind?

The Lord Berzerker confides to his cultural advisor...

Fascism has been nothing short of miraculous in supressing unhappiness throughout the empire, but alas, while Delhi has built magnificent wonders making it the greatest metropolis in the known world, there is a downside to our splendor. The people of Delhi, with their universities and theaters, have developed an arrogant attitude - an elitist mentality.

The common people, although enamored and in awe of Delhi's achievements, have come to view Delhi as a world apart - a land of celebrities and intellectuals with little attachment to mainstream India. A culture war is brewing with populists in the countryside speaking against the elitism of Delhiwood.

These populists are not without justification, fascism was meant to unify us yet the people of Delhiwood have set themselves apart from the masses. How are we to be one nation when Delhiwood is a nation unto itself and grows distant from the people?

"But Lord, was this not the case under democracy? Did not the greatness of Delhi set it apart not only from the people of India but the world?"

This is true, but I fear the new ideology is not as conducive to this matter of "classes" among the people. I suspect democracy will prove to be... the worst system except for all the rest... We shall see, we shall see!

[Rasputin]

Rasputins success

In a brillaint negotiation session wit hthe Tartars. Jerusalem was returned to Razlamic Control yeterday. The Tartars agreed to cede control for peace in the region. The Chritian town in South aemrica was ceded to Tartar as an example of our kindness

[Rasputin]

Fascism sweeps world

In amove that surpoirsed no one, Fascist government stook over half the world last month, and the Egyptian were not immune to this either. Emprer Rasputin was elected as Chancellor of Greater egypt.

Storm troopers were trained up and placed on full alert as tensions rasied yet again in Asia......

[Rasputin]

The Fascist pact formed as Azande place Peacekeepers in Suez canal. Razlamic Fundamentalists move troops into border areas with democratic countrys as fears of retributions grow

[Rasputin]

WAR is headline news as Tartars attack peacful Razlamsi and slaughter hundreds of thousands iof innocent civilian, Fascist allaince formed to fight back, India and Azande declare war !!!!

[Rasputin]

in a victriolic speech to the world of Razlams everywhere. Chancellor Rasputin reiterates that though we may be crushed, we will outlast. The good civilasitons of the world will come to our aid..... Hang in there my fellow brothers, for aid is coming fast.....

Soon the Inidan Cavalry will be advancing on Tartar territory, the Azande are rushing aid our way to help our sick and wounded.