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May we want to put in our paper contact with Yang after about 2130 and make up our own battle reports. Besides, the Spartans are making up fake battle reports with Yang for their paper. We could play along and offer financial assistance to buy footage for a movie, or something like that in our paper.
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Since we will have IA by then, how about an "automated" Morgan... or "automated" Morgans... a Morgan series, in a way
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The Morgan Department of Criminal Justice has confirmed having in custody a person whom has engaged in the biggest violation of a Law in Morgan Criminal Law called "Deterence to Conducting Unprofitable Forms of Business Deals" It has been dubbed the "Greed Is Good Law". Namely, the Greed is Good law makes it illegal to knowly give goods and or services without recieving compensation in return. Many high ranking Morganites consider its knowing violation at odds with the very principles Nwabudike Morgan himself founded Morgan Industries upon. This person has been charged with over 500 counts of this heinous crime on the children of Morganites. Strangely, most of the victims are known delinquents, and a few have been caught violating the Greed is Good Law themselves! Far more children are reported to have recieved chunks of carbon.
A father of one of the victimized said "I think this a Hive plot to undermine the values our society holds dear! The Hive hates us and what we stand for, because are wealthy, and they can't afford even a single Xenocomfort Pillow! I know my child has a weak spirit and can only calculate the values of options on futures, but not their derivatives, but this is too much. I hope Chairman Yang dies a slow death in the fungus without a single joule!"
When asked for comment, the perpetrator said, "You are the greediest people on planet and need to learn the meaning of Christmas." When he tried explain the meaning of Christmas, many in the court shrieked in horror. Some even got heart attacks. A few hardliners are calling for his execution as a Hive spy. "He is really a Hive spy trying to subvert us! He even wears a red suit! You can be damned sure he's pushing for a planned economy!"
This menace has been observed to terrorize all of the factions on planet with the aid of a prelanding sled and 8 xenodeer which seem to use gravantonics technology by ways our scientists have yet to understand. Somehow this fellon is able to conduct all his evil deals under in a single planet night. For some reason, this fellow terrorizes planet once a year at night, when the days are the shortest of the entire year. Historians say that a similar fellow lived on earth, but was suspected as a myth.Last edited by arginine; August 3, 2004, 18:41.Comment
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That's awesome! I really like the over the top funny stuff!She cheats her lover of his due
but still contrives to keep him tied
by first deciding to refuse
and then refusing to decideComment
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Knew who it was when you said carbon chunk. By the way, nice work to the men and women of the federal armed prosecutors for putting this menace away.Originally posted by arginine
The Morgan Department of Criminal Justice has confirmed having in custody a person whom has engaged in the biggest violation of a Law in Morgan Criminal Law called "Deterence to Conducting Unprofitable Forms of Business Deals" It has been dubbed the "Greed Is Good Law". Namely, the Greed is Good law makes it illegal to knowly give goods and or services without recieving compensation in return. Many high ranking Morganites consider its knowing violation at odds with the very principles Nwabudike Morgan himself founded Morgan Industries upon. This person has been charged with over 500 counts of this heinous crime on the children of Morganites. Strangely, most of the victims are known delinquents, and a few have been caught violating the Greed is Good Law themselves! Far more children are reported to have recieved chunks of carbon.
A father of one of the victimized said "I think this a Hive plot to undermine the values our society holds dear! The Hive hates us and what we stand for, because are wealthy, and they can't afford even a single Xenocomfort Pillow! I know my child has a weak spirit and can only calculate the values of options on futures, but not their derivatives, but this is too much. I hope Chairman Yang dies a slow death in the fungus without a single joule!"
When asked for comment, the perpetrator said, "You are the greediest people on planet and need to learn the meaning of Christmas." When he tried explain the meaning of Christmas, many in the court shrieked in horror. Some even got heart attacks. A few hardliners are calling for his execution as a Hive spy. "He is really a Hive spy trying to subvert us! He even wears a red suit! You can be damned sure he's pushing for a planned economy!"
This menace has been observed to terrorize all of the factions on planet with the aid of a prelanding sled and 8 xenodeer which seem to use gravantonics technology by ways our scientists have yet to understand. Somehow this fellon is able to conduct all his evil deals under in a single planet night. For some reason, this fellow terrorizes planet once a year at night, when the days are the shortest of the entire year. Historians say that a similar fellow lived on earth, but was suspected as a myth.Comment
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Nice one, args. 
"Give to Caesar what is Caesar's? Pay no attention to Caesar. He doesn't have a clue what's really going on." -Cat's CradleComment
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To: Members of the Board of Public Relations and Propaganda (MoBPRaP)
From: CPO Vander
Subject: Livin' it up at the hotel Paradise
Fellow boardmembers,
I, Vander Vandopolis, plan on taking a well earned vacation for the next week. We have all worked very hard letting the public know how good we all are. Thusly, we all deserve some time off and I plan to set the precedent. I will be spending this leave at the Hotel Paradise on the sunny side of Morgan Vulcanology. My contact with the Board will be sporadic at best, if at all. However, do not let me deter you work- a- holics out there from writing articles. If you feel the need, by all means write away. It will be unfortunate that I will probably not be able to provide you with my creative influence . So goodnight sweet princes, I will return to you soon enough.
CPO VanderShe cheats her lover of his due
but still contrives to keep him tied
by first deciding to refuse
and then refusing to decideComment
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Now would be a good time to throw up an issue of Morganlink. Things have been quiet in the forums. We just have to paste in a few of our articles, maybe even use vander going on vacation something worth mentioning.Comment
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Perhaps Vander reporting from holiday? (Where do you go on holiday on Planet? Virtual Reality?)Comment
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We Morgans can vacation anywhere we want to, if the money's right.
I can try to trow together an issue, but I can't get it done until a week or so from now. I have RL demands here at college, and they'll take up a week; give or take a few days.She cheats her lover of his due
but still contrives to keep him tied
by first deciding to refuse
and then refusing to decideComment
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Are we advertising XenoCuban Cigars in the next MorganLink?#play s.-cd#g+c-ga#+dgfg#+cf----q.c
#endgame
Quantum P. is a champion: http://geocities.com/zztexpert/docs/upoprgv4.htmlComment
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We sure can. We should also think of some other things to xeno advertise.She cheats her lover of his due
but still contrives to keep him tied
by first deciding to refuse
and then refusing to decideComment
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For example... Xeno
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XenoTimeTravel: Guaranteed to Cause 100% XenoParadoxes!Lone Amigo Insurance:
"We're your only friend!"Comment
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XenoChocolateBars - CEO Chaunk's favoriteBe good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski
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