The Department of Public Relations & Propaganda

[jtsisyoda]

Micha, you forgot YodaSoda in the ticker!

Looks great! The orangutan is hilarious.

[TheLoneAmigo]

Is advertising available in MorganLink?

[Micha]

Hehe, added the YodaSoda thingie

Anyone:
The companies in the trigger are mostly invented by me. If you have a better idea for your (or anybody´s) company name, post it here and I´ll change it

@loneAmigo: of course it is
Post your ad here

[TheLoneAmigo]

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[Micha]

That´s why I asked for all of you to supply me with company names

[TheLoneAmigo]

Can I have Lone Amigo Insurance (LAI) listed?

[Micha]

Done

Any other advertisements? Funny short stories? Quote of the day?

[Micha]

Well, it´s finished for my part.
Pease have a look and tell me what to change or add, so we can post it by tonight.

All we still need is a quote. Otherwise I´ll cut that section out...

[Kody]

Once upon a time there was a mindworm who loved a beautiful princess called Dawn, because she was so beautiful that people compared her to the dawn of each day. The mindworm was very sad because he loved the princess, but he didn't have no money, no job, and no health care. The mindworm knew that he didn’t have a hope in courting the beautiful princess when there were so many dandy princes always surrounding her.

One day the princess was frolicking in the fungus when she came across the mindworm crying. The princess heart was filled with pity and asked the mindworm. “Why do you cry little mindworm, please don’t cry or otherwise I will feel bad.” The mindworm burst into greater tears as this was probably going to be his only chance ever.

“I was once a handsome prince that was changed into a mindworm by a rogue nanoreplicator”, the mindworm lamented. “The change can only be reversed if I am kissed by a beautiful princess like yourself”

“Do I know you?” asked the princesses. “Oh never mind, yes I am a beautiful princess and I will kiss you if can help you change back into a prince.” Without further ado the mindworm leaps up and french kisses the princess.

After it became apparent that nothing happened the princess asked the mindworm, “Little mindworm why did nothing happen.”

“It’s rather embarrassing, I didn’t quite tell you everything needed to break the spell”, the little mindworm said. He gets closer to the princess and whispers what she needs to do to.

“Although my heart fears what will happen I will help you”, sighed the princess. “When you change back to a handsome prince you can repay me”.

Nine months passed and the princess had a son she called Cha Dawn. The little mindworm well, he had gotten over his crush a few months back.

[Micha]

Hehe, nice one

You know what? I was thinking about creating a tales section yesterday, like converting "The sleeping beauty" and other fairy tales to Chiron style. But this one´s pretty good!

Do you want it published at MorganLink Magazine? I guess you need money to buy fancy Morganite Products that will help your lonelyness on moon, right? Well, here´s your half an ec!

[Chaunk]

I took the liberty of changing the M.I.S.E. article to white text so it's visible on the background image. Otherwise it seems good to go!

We need a quote though...

Perhaps next issue we could start a top 10 holographic movies chart?

[Micha]

Huh? The MISE article was white text for me, but then I´m using MOO3 style...

Sorry for that. I guess the whole layout is optimized for MOO3 style, since most poly-people use that one. Anything else hard to read or looking strange?

I will try to set blue background for the whole magazine, with white text.

[arginine]

The Board of Director's Creed:

The point is, ladies and gentleman, is that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Greed is right.

Greed works.

Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.

And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only make Morgan Industries great, but that other malfunctioning corporation called humanity.






An Add:

Reporter: Sir, why do you work in the low paying job of soldier in the Morgan industries military.
Soldier: Because, Morgan Industries military pays the second best of all the factions. Also, Jaminski said "If you're a just a greedy bastard in it for the money, join the Morgan pigs."

Reporter: Why do you work long and boring hours as a director of Morgan Industries?
Director: Because it pays VERY well.

Reporter: Sir, as janitor, you toil long hours for a small pay check.
Janitor: I make more than a general in the Hive does. Besides, I'm taking business classes in night school. I only know to calculate options and futures values. Even the second graders can do that, and calculate how to structure them to minimize taxes in every faction on planet. I have a long way to go. I need to increase my porfolio's ROI from 7.21% to 7.22%!

They are greedy, are YOU?

A public service announcement paid for by Morganites for a better Morgan Industries.

[jtsisyoda]

@ "whispers what she needs to do."

[Micha]

Ok, style changed to white text on black background. I like it, it conveys power

Any objections?