The Department of Public Relations & Propaganda

[Vander]

MORGAN PUBLIC RELATIONS
A subsidiary of Morgan Industries

Welcome to the offices of MorganLink Magazine, Chiron News Network, and many others under the banner of Morgan Public Relations. (Not to be confused with the Offices of Diplomacy, down two floors). In these offices, we will discuss and produce MorganLink Magazine and other press releases/ public documents that are broadcasted to our new world. We will be working closely with the Office of Diplomacy to coordinate any matters that our offices share jurisdiction of.

Current Officers:
CPO: Vander
SPO: Tassadar

[Vander]

PAST ISSUES OF MORGANLINK MAGAZINE

Issue 1: Setting the Precedent!
Issue 2: Scandal for Scoundrels!

[Vander]

Shareholder Election Results:

Executive Department

100% YEA for

Chief Executive Officer > Chaunk
Chief Operations Officer > jtsisyoda
Secondary Operations Officer > AndiD


Manufacturing Department

100% YEA for

Chief Manufacturing Officer > Impaler
Chief Terraforming Officer > #endgame
Chief Financial Officer > ceo Aaron
Chief Queueing Officer > ceo Aaron
Manufacturing Committee - Executive Officers: Rubin, Archaic, Scorpi40000


Research & Development Department

85.71% voted YEA for

Chief Research Officer > Archaic
Secondary Research Officer > AndiD
Research & Development Committee - Executive Officers: Impaler


Security Department

100% YEA for

Chief Security Officer > Rubin
Chief Garrison Officer > -SafaN-
Chief Naval Officer > Whoha
Security Committee - Executive Officers: Impaler


Public Relations Department

8.,5% YEA for

Chief Public Relations Officer > Vander
Secondary Public Relations Officer > Tassadar
Public Relations Committee - Executive Officers: FrankyChan, everyone else



Honorific titles awarded

SCUM (Senior Consultant on Universe Mechanics)> Kody
MOM (Minister of Monocles)> Method

The official ceremony will be hold later this day in the Apolyton Garden.

[Kody]

Update the planetary datalinks if you can.

[Vander]

With what?

[Kody]

With listings of Morgan newspapers.

"Issue 1: Setting the Precedent!"

Make a post and edit it whenever you publish a new paper.

[Chaunk]

Suggest we have an article in the next MorganLink stating our lawyers are working on a case to sue the Pholus Lunar Newscast for malicious misrepresentation in their headline article.

[Vander]

Very True. That should be done soon. Any takers?

[Kody]

In my effort to take over MORGANLINK I might write that article, do I get a percentage share according to contribution amount?

Although I said I'll write an article for the gaians first. Also I need to do a few other things for my own newspaper, plus possibly start other roleplaying, finding a xenopuppy, and possibly help with some game problems that Drogue is dealing.

[Frankychan]

I say you can get a certain *cough*bribe*cough* if you allow us to get a very good bonus with our setup. We would, of course, wire you a decent amount of energy credits to your bank account for contributing to the "let Morganites win" fund.

[Confuceus]

We could claim it as a business expense. It would therefore be tax deductable and we would get an equal rebate at the end of the fiscal year. Thus we can issue bribes that cost us nothing!

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Frankychan
I say you can get a certain *cough*bribe*cough* if you allow us to get a very good bonus with our setup. We would, of course, wire you a decent amount of energy credits to your bank account for contributing to the "let Morganites win" fund.

OMG this will not go unoticed.

[Chaunk]

Hush HongHu... Here'$ $omething you might like to $hare with a few of the other CMN$...

Remember, it's tax deductable too!

[Vander]

CMNs can definitely submit articles for MorganLink Magazine. However, if they are not up to our high Morgan standards (Read: At least biased for us a decent amount), then we can't publish them; it won't make us money.

[Impaler[WrG]]

Cover Story of the Morgan Street Journal


Sources indicate that Chaunk Cheif Prosecutor for Morgan Industries is preparing to file Section 33 1/3 Embezelment Charges against CEO Nabutika Morgan. Reportedly the charges will state that CEO Morgan whial still abord the Unity Space Craft misapropriated the sum of 10 Energy Credits for his own personal use and hid them someware about the Morgan Capsule leaving only a mere 100 Credits for the rest of the faction to make due with. Upon the landing of the Pod he then endevored to conseal his theft from the rest of his faction and was nearing completion of a secret underground Groto which was to be filled with nerve stabled Super model love slaves, lots of wine, synthetic caviar and a life time supply of Viagra.
Chief Prosecutor Chaunk gave this response. " He is goind down, I have him in my sights and he can not escape. We will strip Morgan of every energy penny he has and boot him off the board for this unforgivable theft of company assets. I dont care if he DID found this company and lead us through the breakup of the Unity this crime is unforgivable."
CEO Morgan gave his response " These Charges are Rediculus, Poppycock, made of whole cloth and further more NOT TRUE! I am the Teflon Kid and will come through this completly unscathed like that 21st Century Burlescony (sp?) fellow who ran Italy. I suspect Prosecutor Chaunk is simply going after me because of my wealth and wishes to "bag" himself an inosent buisnessman so he can make a fortune on his lawyer fees which mind you run at a stagering 500%!!."
When Chaunk was asked to justify his lawyer fees he responded with "No Comment". Morganic legal experts agree that the case against Morgan looks grim but none could imagine that the highly respected leader of our faction could ever have been charged in such a mannor. They find the posibility of conviction infintesimal due to the fact that Morganic Society would be shaken to its core by such an event.


This is a draft for a story involving the take over of Morgan Industries by Chaunk. I am now thinking that we should make it a Multi Part story with this being just the first part and subsiquent releases telling the rest of the story. Part 2 tells of the Conviction, Part 3 Chaunk seases power and apoints new managers to the board (our election results) and we can then continue to refer to Morgan as a kind of running gag for a long time as he is in his jail cell or perhaps ends up destitue and poor unable to get any charity from the Greed obsessed society he helped to create (oh the irony). I Sugjest we keep this Part 1 in reserve for Isshue #3. Isshue #2 should focus on the Landing and our IPO inwhich Morgan is still our leader, we would list all of our Investors at that point and have some funny stock reports ect ect. I dont think we want to have Morgan get deposed untill AFTER we have had an IPO orelse its hard to explain how he could be the CEO.