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    The giant explosion destroyed the remains of Planet, vaporizing it in an instance. The noble drinkers perished forever.

    The end













    Recreation Commons










    Directed by: Ridley Scott







    Screenplay by: Quentin Tarantino




    Cast of Characters:


    Jack Nicholson......................................... .....................GeoModder

    William Shatner........................................... ....................binTravkin

    Elijah Wood.............................................. ......................Ouro_827

    Arnold Schwarzenegger.................................... .....................Micha

    Chuck Norris............................................ ......................Illuminatus

    Lucy Liu............................................... ..........................Snowflake

    Tom Cruise............................................ .............................Method

    Rowan Atkinson.......................................... ........................Drogue

    Gary Oldman............................................ ...........................Maniac

    Ben Affleck........................................... ............................Hercules

    Alan Alda.............................................. ..............................Flubber

    Clint Eastwood.......................................... ........................Modo44

    Michael Caine............................................. ................ForesterSOF

    Christian Bale.............................................. ..............Kataphraktoi

    Anthony Hopkins........................................... .........................Kody

    Jon Voight............................................ ........................FlameFlash

    Nicolas Cage.............................................. ......................Darsnan

    David Hasselhoff........................................ ...................Kassiopeia

    Matt Damon............................................. .........................mart7x5

    Brad Pitt.............................................. .............DeathByTheSword

    Liam Neeson............................................ ...........Snoddasmannen

    Colin Farrell........................................... ............................Googlie

    Morgan Freeman........................................... ....................arginine

    Harvey Keitel............................................ ......................laurentius

    Chevy Chase............................................. ............................wuy3

    Chris Rock.............................................. ..............................Jamski
























    "Well that movie sucked!" said Captain Garland and changed the channel.

    An island rised from the sea. Omnious volcano dominated the moonson jungle that covered it.

    binTravkin awoke strapped to the table facing a fusion laser. As the laser beam slowly approached him, burning a flaming line on the table, binTravkin spoke: "Do you expect me to talk?

    "No, mr Travkin, I expect you to pay." replied Illuminatus.

    "Some of the customer never pay me their bills. And I need money. World domination isn't easy. Do you know the monthly cost of maintaining a base inside an active volcano?"

    "But if you kill me now, I won't be able to pay you anything."

    "Hmph. True enough. You are free to go around the bar."

    binTravkin walked around the bar, keeping an eye on patrons.

    He decided to start conversation with one of them.

    "Hello. What are you doing here?"

    "Just enjoying the environment. And who might you be?"

    "I am Travkin, binTravkin."

    "I am GeoModder, but they tend to call me The Man with the Golden Spam."

    "Nice to meet you. Say, what do you know about the rest of the patrons?"

    "Well there is this Ouro fellow. A killer with the soul of a child."

    "What about him?" binTravkin pointed to the armed fellow in corner.

    "Oh, he is completely Maniacal. Avoid him."

    "Doesn't the owner complain?"

    "No, he has Blink Displacer Beavers as bouncers. Besides that, he has certain supernatural powers."

    "Oh yeah? Like what?"

    "He isn't affected by the interceptor crash bug, after being crucified he respawns in three days, has superstrength and telekinesis."

    "Do you know anything his plans?"

    "No, but that fella, Method can tell you more about this."

    "Thank you."

    BinTravkin approached the silent fellow at the bar.

    "Bartender, I want a xenomartini. Shaken, not stirred."

    "Good taste." spoke Method.

    "I am Travkin, binTravkin."

    "Ewww! Did you see the doctor about that problem'"

    "No, my name is binTravkin."

    "My bad. I apologize for this."

    "Say, do you know anything about plans of our host'"

    "Clearly, I do. He plans to use his army of Blink Displacer Beavers to conquer Veeh-Latia." As Method spoke the last words he made a ssssh gesture.

    "Eh? Why don't you dare to say Latvia? Is it.." Before binTravkin could finish his sentence, loud and maniacal laughter stopped him: FIRST LATVIA, AND THEN THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA!

    "I see."

    "Our host is a lunatic bent on world domination. But he is in desperate need for money."

    "Yes, I guess not a lot of people wants to visit an active volcano."

    "On the bright side, all drinks are extraordinary cheap."

    "Yeah, I know that. The host wanted me to pay my bill but I didn't."

    "Neither has one of us. As long as we are his only source of money, he'll have to accomodate us."

    "Didn't he try to find alternative sources of revenue?"

    "He did, but Drogue and Maniac tend to sabotage additional endeavours."

    "I know who is Maniac, but who is Drogue?"

    "You see that man, petting a gorilla in his lap'"

    "Oh yes. Why a gorilla?"

    "Beats me. But I admire his strenght. Others would crack under such pressure."

    "Yes, care for pets is a pressing matter."

    BinTravkin finished his xenomartini and approached the man on the other side of the bar.

    "Hello my name is Travkin. BinTravkin."

    "And my name is Kal-El of Krypton. Eh no. I am Hercules."

    "Why the eyepatch?"

    "Tried to escape the island. One of the Blink Displacer Beavers gnaw my eye off."

    "That is terrible!"

    "No worry. A week in the Nanohospital and I will be okay. Why don't you try to introduce yourself to my friend sleeping on the table."

    "Hello, I am Travkin, BinTravkin."

    Man raised his head, removed spider webs from his face and spoke:
    "Hello, I am At, ItsAt, WhereItsAt, MrWhereItsAt."

    "How childish of you Hercules." said BinTravkin.

    Hercules snickered.

    BinTravkin walked to Maniac. The man was armed with every weapon imaginable.

    "Hello, my name is.."
    "Arghh! I am tired of this joke! Let's skip directly to the end of our dialogue!" interrupted Maniac.

    A moment of silence lasted as both men turned pages in their scripts.

    "Will you help me stop him then?"

    "No, I've already tried that. He is too poweful for any of us. You need outside help."

    "Has anyone successfully escaped from this island'

    "No, even Drogue and I tried several times and failed every time."

    "What is the name of this island anyway?"

    "I think it is called the Llama Island."

    The Isle of Doom! - a dark voice shouted, and everyone frooze in their chairs.

    "Eh, he is right, the Isle of Doom." Maniac corrected himself, a prepared an Impact Rifle to defend himself from Blink Displacer Beaver attack.


    As binTravkin returned to his quarters, he thought to himself "No one escaped? Than I will be the first. But after I get rid of this hangover."
    16
    Dr. Give Me Another One
    0.00%
    0
    From Latvia with Love.
    25.00%
    4
    Goldtender.
    6.25%
    1
    Xenoschnapps
    0.00%
    0
    You Only Faint Once
    6.25%
    1
    On the House
    0.00%
    0
    Bar - Open Forever
    6.25%
    1
    Drink and let Drink
    0.00%
    0
    The Bar with the Good Stuff
    6.25%
    1
    The Bartender who poured me another one.
    0.00%
    0
    Drinktaker.
    0.00%
    0
    For Your Liver Only.
    0.00%
    0
    A View to a Refrigerator.
    0.00%
    0
    This Glass is not Enough
    43.75%
    7
    You Only Faint Once
    0.00%
    0
    Drink Another Day.
    6.25%
    1
    Last edited by Method; January 16, 2006, 14:17.
    SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

  • #2
    The Man With the Golden Spam!

    Hey, I'm nr. 1 around here. All beverages are on Mr. Doom!
    He who knows others is wise.
    He who knows himself is enlightened.
    -- Lao Tsu

    SMAC(X) Marsscenario

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    • #3
      Haven't done a floor since 2004.
      SMAC/X FAQ | Chiron Archives
      The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. --G.B.Shaw

      Comment


      • #4
        This Glass is not Enough

        /me asks for another one. He's not sure of what.
        Smile
        For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
        But he would think of something

        "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

        Comment


        • #5
          Last floors official big drinkers:

          Code:
          GeoModder  102 
          binTravkin  60 
          Ouro_827  39 
          Micha  34 
          Illuminatus  23 
          Snowflake  22 
          Method  21 
          Maniac  20 
          Drogue  20 
          Hercules  18 
          Flubber  16 
          Modo44  14 
          ForesterSOF  11 
          Kataphraktoi  11 
          Kody  9 
          FlameFlash  9 
          Kassiopeia  7 
          mart7x5  7 
          DeathByTheSword  7 
          Darsnan  7 
          Snoddasmannen  6 
          Googlie  6 
          arginine  4 
          laurentius  4 
          wuy3  4 
          Vev  3 
          Jamski  3 
          MrWhereItsAt  2 
          PJayTycy  2 
          smacksim  2 
          Mead  1 
          Phenix  1 
          Koriand'r  1 
          Chairman_Chang  1 
          Lemmy  1 
          Octavian X  1 
          -SafaN-  1 
          livid imp  1 
          foolish_icarus  1
          Smile
          For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
          But he would think of something

          "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

          Comment


          • #6
            Which means the biggest alcoholics of all time are:

            Code:
            GeoModder	920
            Drogue	823
            HongHu/Snowflake	510
            Method	490
            obstructor/Illuminatus	485
            Kassiopeia	452
            Jamski	442
            Maniac	416
            FlameFlash	285
            Micha	252
            Ouro_827	240
            Skanky Burns	233
            GeneralTacticus	220
            Hercules	192
            DeathByTheSword	156
            Kody	133
            laurentius	127
            MrWhereItsAt	103
            Pandemoniak	103
            Cedayon	87
            Comrade Tassadar	83
            Crimson Sunrise	78
            Vev	77
            Enigma_Nova	73
            binTravkin	66
            t_ras	66
            Lemmy	63
            Whaleboy	52
            Rasputin	51
            Anodyne	46
            Archaic	44
            conmcb25	44
            Octavian X	41
            mart7x5	39
            Flubber	31
            Corellion	30
            Frankychan	28
            smacksim	28
            Zero	24
            Googlie	23
            Kirov	23
            Chaunk	22
            lucky22	20
            jtsisyoda	18
            Static Universe	17
            Darsnan	16
            History Guy	16
            moomin	16
            Schinkenjoe	15
            Apocalypse	14
            Modo44	14
            arginine	13
            Impaler[WrG]	13
            Zeiter	12
            Atlantian	11
            ForesterSOF	11
            Kataphraktoi	11
            Makahlua	11
            Aaron Blackwell	10
            foolish_icarus	10
            Mead	9
            Mellian	9
            Voltaire	9
            Comrade Chris	8
            Minute Mirage	8
            johndmuller	7
            Snoddasmannen	6
            Diablero	5
            Earwicker	5
            Gert	5
            Jhanactus	5
            Main_Brain	5
            Trip	5
            Trithemius	5
            Whoha	5
            ColdWizard	4
            Scorpi40000	4
            wuy3	4
            Ari Rahikkala	3
            Darkness' Edge	3
            Puupertti Ruma	3
            Vlad Antlerkov	3
            - Groucho -	2
            Arnelos	2
            girlfight_club	2
            Haon	2
            MrSnoid	2
            PJayTycy     2
            The Bloody Baro	2
            Unspeakable Horror	2
            -SafaN-	1
            AdamTG02	1
            Andemagne	1
            Chairman_Chang	1
            ChairmanSlick	1
            Dissident	1
            dmm1285	1
            Gnool	1
            Ignorance	1
            Koriand'r	1
            livid imp	1
            Mongoose	1
            Net Warrior	1
            Phenix	1
            Rasbelin	1
            Vander	1
            Which means there've been 8099 posts in 16 Rec Commons so far
            Last edited by Drogue; January 7, 2006, 10:44.
            Smile
            For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
            But he would think of something

            "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

            Comment


            • #7
              He who knows others is wise.
              He who knows himself is enlightened.
              -- Lao Tsu

              SMAC(X) Marsscenario

              Comment


              • #8




















                spammer
                Smile
                For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                But he would think of something

                "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

                Comment


                • #9
                  Why, sir, thank you!
                  He who knows others is wise.
                  He who knows himself is enlightened.
                  -- Lao Tsu

                  SMAC(X) Marsscenario

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    /me retires to his large, brown leather chair and sips a sweet sargassian wine

                    This new Xenosugar really is good
                    Smile
                    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                    But he would think of something

                    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Drogue
                      * Drogue retires to his large, brown leather chair and sips a sweet sargassian wine

                      This new Xenosugar really is good
                      Darsnan thinks Drogue fell asleep during his xenobiology class, especially where they discussed that xenosugar is actually a natural bi-product of the native lifeforms digestive process.....

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                      • #12
                        Drogue can fall asleep but in the AC Ecology classes I am wide awake.

                        We need to know how to manage this planet the best way.

                        Grabs his Coke and then also talks about how it is used to clean nuts and bolts.
                        You have two choices in life; Explore and learn or Vegetate.
                        There is a reason for everything.

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                        • #13
                          Hey, drogue, why am I not included in the "bigest drinkers of all time" category ?


                          PJay takes 8 glasses of plain old beer... holds them all above each other (thanks to GeoModder for assisting in holding them)... drinks all of them in a waterfall like fashion... pukes before he reaches halfway ... Geomodder jumps back and drops the 3 glasses he was holding ...
                          no sig

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PJayTycy
                            Hey, drogue, why am I not included in the "bigest drinkers of all time" category ?
                            Hmmm... I'm not sure. I'll check the spreadsheet.

                            Originally posted by PJayTycy
                            PJay takes 8 glasses of plain old beer... holds them all above each other (thanks to GeoModder for assisting in holding them)... drinks all of them in a waterfall like fashion... pukes before he reaches halfway ... Geomodder jumps back and drops the 3 glasses he was holding ...
                            *ahem* Xenobrew is the beer of choice in this bar. The real beer ran out in a large party a few floors below.
                            Smile
                            For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                            But he would think of something

                            "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Ok, have updated spreadsheet. For some reason I missed out adding your name to it. Everyone else who was new that floor seems to be added though
                              Smile
                              For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                              But he would think of something

                              "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

                              Comment

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