To: Terra
From: Lars Ulrich, Metalhead Foreign Minister
Re: War.
We are insulted by the insinuation by Portugal that our proud army was assembled by the Khmer. Our proud fighting men were born, raised, trained, and equipped purely in their ROCKIN' homeland. The civilians of occupied Silver City can confirm that there is not a single Thai speaker in the bunch.
The Metalheads are a proud and strong nation and we can build our military just fine on our own, thank you very much.
As for the Other Offensive Comment by the Spanish, our spies have been watching your land for decades. We observed remarkably little change in your troop levels, positions, or status for many decades. Suddenly, about two-three turns before our troops arrived in Spanish lands and before war was declared you upgraded three or four units in Silver City to Machine Guns, and several old siege units were replaced with modern canon. Undefended cities were suddenly given proper defense and other troop movements were observed.
The fact that your military was stagnant for so long and suddenly experienced a burst of activity two to three turns before war began indicates that you did, indeed, have awareness of what would soon occur. The claim also that you weren't able to upgrade troops is also false as we observed many upgrades on the eve of war. Quite unfortunate for us in fact, but the result is still the same.
We will negotiate peace terms soon. But not yet. We hope you are more accommodating than the Maya in defeat.
Lars Ulrich
Metalhead Foreign Minister
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