Maximilian, the sergeant of Tribune Hieronymus' guard, came running into the senate.
"Tribune! Tribune!". He slid to a halt, embarrassed, realising that in fact the Senate was in full session, still debating the words of endless hate and vengence pouring in from the east.
Tribune Hieronymus looked up "come on then, out with it".
Maximilian looked even more embarrassed, but what could be done? Finally, sheepishly, he explained "its the soliders, as you know most of them are really writers and poets. Well they have just noticed that Perdiccas II is an anagram of 'Crap Dice is I' - you know he keeps throwing his dice and getting bad scores. And wait till you hear this ... Perdiccas II king of Sparta is an anagram of 'Signifies A Rapid Crackpot' and there are some great ones starting 'I get paranoid...' but the conclusions are a bit ... well you know soliders"
A chuckle round the senate. "Thank you Maximilian, we do have business to get one with. And remember Perdiccas is still a king".
"Tribune! Tribune!". He slid to a halt, embarrassed, realising that in fact the Senate was in full session, still debating the words of endless hate and vengence pouring in from the east.
Tribune Hieronymus looked up "come on then, out with it".
Maximilian looked even more embarrassed, but what could be done? Finally, sheepishly, he explained "its the soliders, as you know most of them are really writers and poets. Well they have just noticed that Perdiccas II is an anagram of 'Crap Dice is I' - you know he keeps throwing his dice and getting bad scores. And wait till you hear this ... Perdiccas II king of Sparta is an anagram of 'Signifies A Rapid Crackpot' and there are some great ones starting 'I get paranoid...' but the conclusions are a bit ... well you know soliders"
A chuckle round the senate. "Thank you Maximilian, we do have business to get one with. And remember Perdiccas is still a king".
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