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    Quote Originally Posted by JonahFalcon View Post
    Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.

    As for my weight, I've lost a lot of it, thank you very much. When hurling fat jokes, maybe you should look in the mirror first.

    Me earlier today: https://twitter.com/JonahFalcon/stat...359360/photo/1
    Why in hell would you do Podcasts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonahFalcon View Post
    Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.
    Poly is just blessed with many giant dicks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeson View Post
    Poly is just blessed with many giant dicks...
    No. It seems to be blessed with many a-holes.

    Again, glass houses, "The Emperor Fabulous". I'd warn you against making personal insults on others, when you should be examining yourself.

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    You do know this thread is two and a half years old, right? Does the mass of your dick slow down time around you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonahFalcon View Post
    As for my weight, I've lost a lot of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorizael View Post
    You do know this thread is two and a half years old, right? Does the mass of your dick slow down time around you?
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    Might also explain why he hasn't moved out of his parents' house yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonahFalcon View Post
    Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.
    I haven't been here very long, so just wondering, what sort of exclusive preview pics earned you the right to Apolyton's eternal gratitude?

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    I'm just curious why he felt the need to bump a thread all participants in had forgotten about.
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    Herman Cain changed his handle
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    I have a small penis. I also have more money, get more sex, am wiser, and live a happier life that the rest of you geeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty Scaevola View Post
    I also have more money, get more sex, am wiser, and live a happier life that the rest of you geeks.
    Only one of those is true.

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    Dude, I mean Falcon, you were trending topic in Argentina a few days ago the hashtag was 34cm you became known because of what happened at the airport.
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    "We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorizael View Post
    Might also explain why he hasn't moved out of his parents' house yet.
    And you know this how? (For one, I live in an apartment.)

    Again, look in the mirror before you start talking about other people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oncle Boris View Post
    Herman Cain changed his handle
    Herman Cain is my DL. This guy isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonahFalcon View Post
    And you know this how? (For one, I live in an apartment.)

    Again, look in the mirror before you start talking about other people.
    I look in the mirror plenty. I've been depressed since middle school, I develop unhealthy obsessions toward women, I'm slightly overweight, I've never held a job longer than 2 years, I'm 26 and just now trying to get a degree, my knees always hurt, I hold grudges forever, and I can remember every embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me with what seems like painful clarity. Now can I talk about you?

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    No.
    "We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.

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    Why did he bump a 2 and a half year old thread?
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    Assuming it is the "real" guy, he should not be getting upset over it, as this is Poly after all...

    if he is fake or some hacked account/well than, this is par for the course
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    This is ****ing hilarious.
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    and where is the little dancing cow I want to know
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    Herman Cain is my DL.
    That - would be news to me. Pretty sure I created Herman.
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    Thumbs up

    Awesome. It's about like HARDMAN being back in action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    That - would be news to me. Pretty sure I created Herman.
    You have nothing to do with this account, you ****ing lying piece of ****.

    http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/1...nherit-this-DL

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    Maybe dont publicise your "measurement" if you want people to take you "seriously."
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    Herman Cane has many imposters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lonestar View Post
    Why did he bump a 2 and a half year old thread?
    His penis did it.

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    You have nothing to do with this account, you ****ing lying piece of ****.
    Hell, Herman Cain was and is awesome. Glad I got in on the action.

    Seriously, there's something wrong with you.
    Nonsense. Nikolai was simply misinformed. Why, if Hauldron Collider were the creator of Herman Cain, would Herman Cain try to get HC banned? It makes no sense whatsoever.
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