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  • #31
    nm
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #32
      Originally posted by JonahFalcon View Post
      Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.

      As for my weight, I've lost a lot of it, thank you very much. When hurling fat jokes, maybe you should look in the mirror first.

      Me earlier today: https://twitter.com/JonahFalcon/stat...359360/photo/1
      Why in hell would you do Podcasts?

      ACK!
      Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by JonahFalcon View Post
        Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.
        Poly is just blessed with many giant dicks...

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Aeson View Post
          Poly is just blessed with many giant dicks...
          No. It seems to be blessed with many a-holes.

          Again, glass houses, "The Emperor Fabulous". I'd warn you against making personal insults on others, when you should be examining yourself.

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          • #35
            You do know this thread is two and a half years old, right? Does the mass of your dick slow down time around you?
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #36
              Originally posted by JonahFalcon View Post
              As for my weight, I've lost a lot of it.
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                You do know this thread is two and a half years old, right? Does the mass of your dick slow down time around you?
                "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                • #38
                  Might also explain why he hasn't moved out of his parents' house yet.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by JonahFalcon View Post
                    Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.
                    I haven't been here very long, so just wondering, what sort of exclusive preview pics earned you the right to Apolyton's eternal gratitude?

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                    • #40
                      I'm just curious why he felt the need to bump a thread all participants in had forgotten about.
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #41
                        Herman Cain changed his handle
                        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                        • #42
                          I have a small penis. I also have more money, get more sex, am wiser, and live a happier life that the rest of you geeks.
                          Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
                          Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
                          "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
                          From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola View Post
                            I also have more money, get more sex, am wiser, and live a happier life that the rest of you geeks.
                            Only one of those is true.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #44
                              Dude, I mean Falcon, you were trending topic in Argentina a few days ago the hashtag was 34cm you became known because of what happened at the airport.
                              I need a foot massage

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                              • #45
                                I just looked that up.
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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