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    In this recession, nothing is Too Big To Fail

    GET IT?!

    Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

    At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

    Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

    Yes, that's a fact.

    Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

    Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

    And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."
    Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/jonah-falcon-man-with-wor_n_412388.html
    Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York


    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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  • #2
    And that is the face of a Polytubby if ever there was one.
    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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    • #3
      It really is, isn't it?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Apparently, according to an internet picture I wish I could unsee, he wasn't a fat bastard back in 1999 but now he's just a fat slob living in his mom's house.
        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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        • #5
          Is 13.5" really the longest? Granted, he has me by an inch or two, but I thought the record would be bigger than that.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wezil View Post
            I thought the record would be bigger than that.
            I would have thought bigger for the record as well. Do you mean that the internet porn sites that show 17 and 18 inch monsters are LYING?

            What CAN we trust if we can't trust porn???
            You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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            • #7
              13.5" is that all?

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              • #8
                I refuse to comprehend any penis measurment not in SI units.
                Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                • #9
                  Biggest I've seen in person was 10". Just thought I'd throw that out there.

                  About 25cm...
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    He should be out impregnating the world's muslim population to avert any future 9/11s
                    RoboCon v2.1.1

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Asher View Post
                      Biggest I've seen in person was 10". Just thought I'd throw that out there.

                      About 25cm...
                      11" for me. It was a bit unwieldy. I think there is a point of diminishing returns when it comes to penis size.

                      Jonah Falcon is also gay, and when I lived in NYC he hit on me in a gay chat room. He found out I played Civ and wanted me to come over and fool around with him and also play CIV2 MP hotseat (huhuhuh).

                      I declined because of the fat slob issue Oerdin mentioned.
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #12
                        Christ Boris, you really got around.

                        FWIW, it's a fact: the bigger the ****, the gayer the guy. That there is a fact -- you can stick that up your pipe and smoke it.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          Christ Boris, you really got around.
                          Apparently not since I turned him down. Would you go for a face like that? *shudder*

                          The closest I got to ****ing a celebrity was a guy who had a bit part in some independent gay movie I saw (after the fact). But I had a friend in NYC who ****ed two very famous ones, one of which was Clay Aiken (well before his coming out), the other about which I'm sworn to secrecy...
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post
                            Apparently not since I turned him down. Would you go for a face like that? *shudder*

                            The closest I got to ****ing a celebrity was a guy who had a bit part in some independent gay movie I saw (after the fact). But I had a friend in NYC who ****ed two very famous ones, one of which was Clay Aiken (well before his coming out), the other about which I'm sworn to secrecy...
                            Which movie?

                            I flirted with Dave Moffatt and he flirted back at a Calgary gay bar long, long ago when he was still cute. It was a few months before he publicly came out.

                            Not that any of you know who he is.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #15
                              "Eating Out." He was one of the diners at the outdoor cafe.

                              ****ty movie, anyway.
                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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