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  • Although it's kind of funny how you changed your tune to "she's probably attracted to you." Probably just trying to comfort me in my time of mourning.
    No, dude. The point was never that she wasn't attracted to you. The point was that she would no longer be attracted to you if you didn't make a move, soon. I still hold to that.
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    • Originally posted by Theben View Post
      "Do you mind if I tell you something, but you might be offended (or something like that)?"
      "I don't mind."
      "I'd really like to feel your boobs."

      5 minutes later we were in the sack.
      :high five:
      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
      [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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      • WILL I BANG THIS CHICK? ROUND THREE.

        Yes.
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        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          WILL I BANG THIS CHICK? ROUND THREE.

          Yes.

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          • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
            WILL I BANG THIS CHICK? ROUND THREE.

            Yes.

            eh? this needs quite a lot of clarification
            urgh.NSFW

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            • Better late than never.

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              • same chick, or different one? have our anecdotes of forthrightness convinced you to take the plunge?
                I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                  Yes.
                  Yes as in you will, yes as in you did, or yes as in you're giving yourself an online peptalk?
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • Took the plunge. She had been waiting. All is well. Thanks to everyone that offered support and advice.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • see, i told you.

                      :high fives loriazael:
                      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                      [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                      • So now we know how many posts it takes for Lori to get laid -- 273.
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                        • He should have done like the owl in the tootsie roll pop commercials.

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                          • Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                            So now we know how many posts it takes for Lori to get laid -- 273.
                            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • Good job man!
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                              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Took the plunge.
                                Ooer, missus!

                                She had been waiting. All is well. Thanks to everyone that offered support and advice.
                                About bloody time!

                                I'm glad you finally took our advice over that of your sycophantic close friends who apparently 'know you better'...
                                Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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