FG:Mafia 37, RoS: the Death of JarJar

[Leirosa]

Originally posted by reismark
*sighs*

I don't believe it's you, Leirosa, but I have to vote for you if only in the interest of my own self-preservation...

I wanted to wait and see how the others voted before voting, but now it looks like I'm going to have to do the same and vote for reismark.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Yes, I suppose I have. I did better with my second padawan, eh?

Well, as your first one ended up dead...

[Sparrowhawk]

The logic supporting reismark's death is as solid as any other

/me

[snoopy369]

And then what happened ?

[Jon Miller]

reismark

I go away for almost 3 days and there still hasn't been an update?

Jon Miller

[Nikolai]

Perhaps Obi-Wan is dead. Oh wait, there's two of you!

[Ben Kenobi]

No, I'm here. I was hoping more folks would vote on the weekend.

[Ben Kenobi]

I'm not sure whether paddy's post is a vote for reismark or not, since he hasn't bolded anything, but here's the tally. Reismark is doomed.

Nikolai                  reismark        
Kassiopeia               duke'o'york         
Adagio                   leirosa         
Jon Miller               reismark         
Leirosa                  reismark        
Ljube                    reismark         
reismark                 leirosa        
DrSpike                  leirosa         
Theben                   leirosa             
snoopy369                reismark                                      
[color=red]Paddy the Scot[/color]                    
Jonny                    reismark                              
Spaced Cowboy            reismark        
gjramsey                 leirosa          
Sparrowhawk              reismark         
duke o' york             reismark         
Adrian Hon               leirosa

[Ben Kenobi]

After the death of Anakin, I decided to investigate further to see if any evidence could be uncovered of the killer's identity. Interestingly enough, as I check my droid R4's data banks, one could clearly see the death of anakin. The blurred tape showed Anakin resting, and then stirring out of a deep sleep to activate his lightsaber. Then from the entrance to his door, a small hooded figure fired a blaster into his shoulder, carving a large hole. The blaster had been set to a low power, in order to cause the maximum amount of pain, when passing through the body, allowing for the blood to flow out of the wound, rather than instantly cauterising. Perhaps the most telling, is that R4 could not be responsible for the death of anakin, if he were filming his death from the corner in which he quietly rested. This observation would prove futile as I presented the evidence to the Jedi Council, that the tape proved the involvement of one of their own in the death of Anakin Skywalker.

Rather, to my shock, they suggested that R4's records were unreliable, and that in accusing the council, it was better to scrap the droid rather than cast doubts and divisions within the already fractured council. Thus they sentenced R4 to be demolished. To my greater surprise, even the minority disagreed with my findings that a Jedi had to have been responsible, and suggested that Senator Amidala concealed her blaster skill, and would have had a motive to kill Anakin, particularly after he had turned to the dark side. Disgusted by their coverup, I decided that I must now seek to expose the traitor within the council itself.

[Ben Kenobi]

Unsurprisingly, the demolition of my faithful droid R4 did nothing to stem the tide of deaths that has overwhelmed the calm rationality of the Jedi Council. This morning, Mace Windu found Saesee Tinn dead on his bed, killed by a blaster shot to the shoulder. Evidence of a struggle abounded, books scattered all over his quarters and blaster burns to the walls. Clearly Saesee foresaw his assassin, but failed to overcome the assault, submitting as all the others. This to me suggests superior skill in the force to overcome a wary, and telepathic Jedi Master.

Obviously, this exonerated my droid of involvement in the death of Anakin, yet still left a killer who had shown no signs of slowing down. Filing my own investigation, I then reviewed the film from the other droid, R2D2 to check up on the activities of Padme Amidala, in the hopes that I could find evidence to clear her.

On the tapes, I could find her great distress over the death of my padawan, and the shocking news that she was indeed, pregnant by him. Rather than being a suspect in a murder investigation, it is a wonder that she could even collect her thoughts to get out of bed in the morning. I quickly shut off R2, and resolved not to watch any of the other tapes, out of respect for the privacy of this proud and strong woman.

[Ben Kenobi]

Nikolai                           Mace Windu
Kassiopeia                        Serra Keto
Adagio                            Jocasta Nu
Jon Miller                        Obi-wan Kenobi
Leirosa                           Padme Amidala
Ljube                             Bail Organa
reismark                          R4
DrSpike                           R2D2
Theben                            C3P0
snoopy369                         Kit Fisto  
Paddy the Scot                    Yoda
Jonny                             Agen Kolar
Spaced Cowboy                     Cin Drallig
gjramsey                          Plo Koon
Sparrowhawk                       Saesee Tinn
duke o' york                      Count Dooku
Adrian Hon                        Stass Allie

[Ben Kenobi]

Sparrowhawk has died, and now is your chance to find his killer.

[Sparrowhawk]

After winning the last game as mafia, I really didn't expect to last this long , but I still look forward to finding out who killed me

/me

[snoopy369]

I blame DrSpike/R2D2. A droid it clearly is - we simply must find out which one. And what was it doing watching Padme's private moments anyway? Frickin' voyeur ...

[reismark]

*shakes head*

I was surrounded by idiots...