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  • #91
    We will begin distributing all flame throwers. Belize is now prepared for waves upon waves of undead with each man of military age having a gun and a flame thrower.

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    • #92
      1. Begins stockpiling oil as opposed to shipping it out.
      2. Officially now closes borders, everyone in the country is welcome to leave if they are of a different nationality but recommends against it at this time.
      3. Sends a bio-hazmat team to attempt to retrieve samples of the virus as no luck has been made at pressuring other nations.
      4. Team understands may not return home until cure is found but is given proper equipment and food to keep themselves isolated from the actual strain for as long as possible.
      I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

      Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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      • #93
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        Fighting heats up in Sudan. Violence spills into neighboring countries.

        The Americans gain Fallujah, but the new flu strain is mysteriously spreading fast amongst the soldiers. They are all immediately quarantined and drugged up but the first deaths have already came.

        Oil prices soar as Saudi Arabia cuts exports. President Edwards sticks his tongue out at an assembly of Congressmen and says, "na na, I told you so." The heavily Republican Congress passes a bill requiring re-Americanization of Iraqi-owned oil wells, and maximum capacity pumping only barely offsets the drop.

        Even though there aren't many sober people to shoot, Ireland's martial law causes massive protest. Beer futures triple, and more cases of the Disease spread.

        Belizean mobsters initiate new "flame wars" in the streets of....major Belize cities.

        Kim Jong-Il sends a tape from his underground bunker. In it, the bedridden Kim proclaims the everlasting victory of the Korean race over all infidels, in between bouts of coughing and sneezing.

        The European Union releases a new six-volume, 5,000 page report on paper reduction. The set is available for free and translated into every EU language.

        Flu XJ15 spreads as marked by the map below, UN officials recommend severe restrictions on international travel until the disease stops its spread.
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #94
          England recieves its first infection! Iraq continues to slide. China is still a raging epidemic of the disease, which intensifies throughout southeast Asia.

          One case in Canada.
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          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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          • #95
            Close borders to include Northern Africa also (hows it feel to be a stinking hole of disease rest of the world!)
            Send a scientists and a hazmat crew to mongolia to study its non-infectedness, and finally run a commercial advertising Cheezy Poofs.
            I changed my signature

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            • #96
              I will issue a statement asking all Belizians to conserve munitions and fuel for the coming onslaught of the undead.

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              • #97
                England incinerates all people suspected of having the disease.

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                • #98
                  1. Continues stockpiling oil.
                  2. Shoot first, ask questions later attitude on the Iraqi border, US soldiers and Iraqi citizens cautioned to stay clear.
                  3. Any possible cases of the disease followed with strict quarenteen in uninhabitated desert lands in emergency medical tents.
                  4. Strict adherence to biohazard protection for medical tent staffers, reward given to those who catch workers not adhering to it and then said workers are quarenteened and experimented on with the rest of them.
                  5. Begins research and genetic mark-up of every possible case of the flu and researching possible cures.
                  I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                  Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                  • #99
                    Japan closes all borders. Issues health advisory asking all citizens with flu-like symptoms to report to hospitals for inspection. Continues to work to help find a cure or vaccine.
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • Syria:
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                      Borders are closed. To prevent people from sneaking in from Iraq, the Syrian-Iraqi border is patrolled by air.

                      People still wishing to take trips may contact their local government office for single-serve packets of LSD.

                      Further increase hemp cultivation, and burn hemp as biomass fuel to conserve oil.

                      Citizens are also given their own seed supplies to ensure personal supplies during a future quarantine.
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                      There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
                      Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd

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                      • Ban travel to/from Ireland to any uninfected nation, directly or indirectly (i.e. you can't go from some uninfected nation to Britain to Ireland).
                        oh god how did this get here I am not good with livejournal

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                        • Shut down the Russian border completely. We've been wanting to do this for a while, now we have a good excuse to!
                          Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                          • With the recent turns of events, Russians no longer have any money to buy stuff from us or any stuff to sell to us
                            Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                            • Of course not.

                              Finland is a peace partner of NATO, we'd like to suggest upgrading our status to full membership posthaste. With times like these, you never know what's going to happen.
                              Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                              • Send Russia (Have they gone MAD calling themselves the Soviet Union instead of Russia?) some lovely flowers to keep relations good.
                                I changed my signature

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