The Disease II: Plague Done Right

[Gamecube64]

Lesotho would like to close borders to all non-African Nations.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

In response, Ireland tries to ship an empty box to Lesotho.

[:) Smiley]

Syrian agents alters LCS (Lesotho Cartography Society) maps so that Syria is a part of Africa.

[Frozzy]

Britain gives Northern Ireland to ROI, and patrols the Irish sea.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Originally posted by Kalius
Britain gives Northern Ireland to ROI, and patrols the Irish sea.

We are glad to help liberate the people of Northern Ireland from non-Irish beer.

[FlameFlash]

1. Continues to produce oil...
2. Calls on the UN to declare North Korea a rogue nation and that all force possible be used against it to aquire possible information regarding this new strain and the possibility of bioengineering.
3. To that end, Saudi Arabia promises a large sum of money (to be negotiated later) with whoever can recover notes or strain materials from N. Korea labs.

[mrmitchell]

BREAKING NEWS
(the game heats up)

North Korean soldiers have laid down their arms and crossed the border with China en masse, declaring surrender. Behind them march citizens that appear to have been evacuated. Satellite photos reveal that most government facilities in Pyongyang are ablaze.

Meanwhile, Kim Jong Il sends a message to us by cell phone, in well spoken English: "Sorry suckers. *cough* If any of you dare to survive *sneeze* we will massacre you at the start of the New Korean Era. *sniff sniff* Don't try finding us, as we are far from where you AH-CHOO! think."

[Whoha]

Belize will subsidize the manufacture of flame throwers.

[joncha]

Burkina Faso remains blissfully unaware.

[mrmitchell]

Breaking News
Flu XJ15 has spread as marked by the map below. The UN has declared southeast Asia to be a Crisis Zone.

Forum Game Times
Syria: A land of riches, page Just Kidding

American troops cross the border into North Korea and find...nothing. Scientific and research labs are completely empty, as though they had never been used at all. Meanwhille, no NK citizens have even been sighted.

[mrmitchell]

the world's preparedness is sadly lacking

btw, in case it's hard to see, just ask

[Kassiopeia]

And here I was thinking that the troops would cross the border and find the country empty save for Kim himself. It would have been one of the greatest surprise twists in the history of the world.

[joncha]

Burkina Faso closes its borders and hands out free vitamin C to every citizen.

[:) Smiley]

Syria:
Militarizes border with Iraq, gives shoot on sight orders.
As failed tourism campaign is leaving government with excess hashish, mandates all citizens to chainsmoke while in public.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Ireland declares martial law. Any citizen not visibly drunk or carrying a bottle or can of Irish beer will be shot. This includes military and police officers, but excludes the prime minister and cabinet.