Poly IDP '16 Draft Thread - 2016 hates you and your little dog too

[SlowwHand]

Thanks.
We're done. Good going, all.

[-Jrabbit]

When will rosters be activated, Mr. Commish?

Good luck, all!

[-Jrabbit]

Koyaa's moving, so I'll do the update. Here's the full draft:

01.01 Slowwhand - Todd Gurley RB LA
01.02 Flatlander Fox - Antonio Brown WR - PIT
01.03 The Mad Monk - Odell Beckham Jr. NYG - WR
01.04 Berzerker - Devonta Freeman RB ATL
01.05 Ben Kenobi - Adrian Peterson RB MIN
01.06 Greadius - Julio Jones WR ATL
01.07 -Jrabbit - David Johnson RB AZ
01.08 MGuth - DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU (via text)
01.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Le'Veon Bell RB PIT
01.10 Spaced Cowboy - Ezekiel Elliott - RB - DAL


02.10 Spaced Cowboy - Rob Gronkowski - TE - NE
02.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Lamar Miller RB HOU
02.08 MGuth - Dez Bryant WR DAL (via text)
02.07 -Jrabbit - A.J. Green WR CIN
02.06 Greadius - Allen Robinson WR JAX
02.05 Ben Kenobi - Drew Brees QB NO
02.04 Berzerker - Brandon Marshall WR NYJ
02.03 The Mad Monk - Jamaal Charles KC - RB
02.02 Flatlander Fox- Jordan Reed WAS - TE
02.01 Slowwhand - Doug Martin RB TB


03.01 Slowwhand - Jordy Nelson WR GB
03.02 Flatlander Fox - Aaron Rodgers QB GB
03.03 The Mad Monk - Cam Newton QB CAR
03.04 Berzerker - Jarvis Landry WR MIA
03.05 Ben Kenobi - Keenan Allen WR SD
03.06 Greadius - Mark Ingram RB NO
03.07 -Jrabbit - LeSean McCoy RB BUF
03.08 MGuth - Eddie Lacy RB GB (via text)
03.09 Koyaanisqatsi - TY Hilton WR IND
03.10 Spaced Cowboy - Brandin Cooks WR NO (per PM list)


04.10 Spaced Cowboy - Thomas Rawls RB SEA (per PM list)
04.09 Koyaaniqatsi - CJ Anderson RB DEN
04.08 MGuth - Russell Wilson QB SEA (via text)
04.07 -Jrabbit - Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT
04.06 Greadius - Mike Evans WR TB
04.05 Ben Kenobi - Jonathan Stewart RB CAR
04.04 Berzerker - DeMarco Murray RB TEN
04.03 The Mad Monk - Alshon Jeffery WR CHI
04.02 Flatlander Fox - Jeremy Maclin WR - KC
04.01 Slowwhand - Amari Cooper WR OAK


05.01 Slowwhand - Matt Forte RB NYJ
05.02 Flatlander Fox - Golden Tate WR Det
05.03 The Mad Monk - Carlos Hyde SF - RB
05.04 Berzerker - Tom Brady QB NE
05.05 Ben Kenobi - Demaryius Thomas WR DEN
05.06 Greadius - Andrew Luck QB IND (PM)
05.07 -Jrabbit - Latavius Murray RB OAK
05.08 MGuth - Greg Olsen TE CAR (via cellular)
05.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Philip Rivers QB SD
05.10 Spaced Cowboy - Sammy Watkins - WR - BUF


06.10 Spaced Cowboy - Randall Cobb - WR - GB
06.09 Koyaaniqatsi -Tyler Lockett WR SEA
06.08 MGuth - Danny Woodhead RB SD (from list)
06.07 -Jrabbit - Doug Baldwin WR SEA
06.06 Greadius - Eric Decker WR NYJ
06.05 Ben Kenobi - Delanie Walker TE TEN
06.04 Berzerker - Ryan Matthews RB PHI
06.03 The Mad Monk - Stephen Gostkowski K NE
06.02 Flatlander Fox - Jeremy Hill RB CIN
06.01 Slowwhand - Michael Floyd WR ARI


07.01 Slowwhand - Travis Kelce TE KC
07.02 Flatlander Fox - Dan Bailey K Dal
07.03 The Mad Monk - Coby Fleener TE NO
07.04 Berzerker - Julian Edelman WR NE
07.05 Ben Kenobi - Larry Fitzgerald ARI WR
07.06 Greadius - Matt Jones RB WAS
07.07 -Jrabbit - Donte Moncrief WR IND
07.08 MGuth - Luke Kuechly LB CAR (via text)
07.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Ameer Abdullah RB DET
07.10 Spaced Cowboy - Carson Palmer QB ARI


08.10 Spaced Cowboy - Eli Manning QB NYG
08.09 Koyaaniqatsi - JJ Watt DL HOU
08.08 MGuth - NaVorro Bowman LB SF (via text)
08.07 -Jrabbit - Reshad Jones S MIA
08.06 Greadius - Frank Gore RB IND
08.05 Ben Kenobi - Kirk Cousins QB WSH
08.04 Berzerker - Jeremy Langford RB CHI
08.03 The Mad Monk - Jordan Matthews Phi - WR
08.02 Flatlander Fox - Aaron Donald DL LA
08.01 Slowwhand - Matthew Stafford QB DET


09.01 Slowwhand - Blake Bortles QB JAX
09.02 Flatlander Fox - Deone Bucannon DB ARI
09.03 The Mad Monk - Lavonte David TB - LB
09.04 Berzerker - Marvin Jones WR DET
09.05 Ben Kenobi - Melvin Gordon RB SD
09.06 Greadius - Kelvin Benjamin WR CAR
09.07 -Jrabbit - Khalil Mack DL OAK
09.08 MGuth - Allen Hurns WR JAX (via text)
09.09 Koyaanisqatsi - C.J. Mosley LB BAL (PM list)
09.10 Spaced Cowboy - Giovani Bernard - RB - CIN


10.10 Spaced Cowboy - Arian Foster - RB - MIA
10.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Tavon Austin WR LAR
10.08 MGuth - Tyler Eifert TE CIN
10.07 -Jrabbit - Duke Johnson RB CLE
10.06 Greadius - DeVante Parker WR MIA
10.05 Ben Kenobi - Chris Ivory RB JAX
10.04 Berzerker - Derek Carr QB OAK
10.03 The Mad Monk - Tyrann Mathieu S - ARI
10.02 Flatlander Fox - Martellus Bennett TE - NE
10.01 Slowwhand - D'Qwell Jackson LB IND


11.01 Slowwhand - Corey Graham DB BUF
11.02 Flatlander Fox - Theo Riddick RB DET
11.03 The Mad Monk - Telvin Smith Jax - LB
11.04 Berzerker - Antonio Gates TE SD
11.05 Ben Kenobi - Gary Barnidge TE CLE
11.06 Greadius - DeAngelo Williams RB PIT (from PM list!)
11.07 -Jrabbit - Josh Gordon WR CLE
11.08 MGuth - Derrick Henry RB TEN
11.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Emmanuel Sanders WR DEN
11.10 Spaced Cowboy - Alec Ogletree - LB - LA


12.10 Spaced Cowboy - Sean Lee - LB - DAL
12.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Jamie Collins -LB -NE
12.08 MGuth - Vincent Jackson WR TB (via text)
12.07 -Jrabbit - John Brown WR AZ
12.06 Greadius - Jared Cook TE GB
12.05 Ben Kenobi - Ted Ginn Jr. WR CAR
12.04 Berzerker - Michael Crabtree WR OAK
12.03 The Mad Monk - Mark Barron LB/S LA
12.02 Flatlander Fox - Trumaine Johnson CB LA (via PM list)
12.01 Slowwhand - Carlos Dunlap DL CIN


13.01 Slowwhand - Corey Coleman WR CLE
13.02 Flatlander Fox - Danny Travathan LB CHI (via PM list)
13.03 The Mad Monk - A. Dalton Cin - QB
13.04 Berzerker - Zach Ertz TE PHI
13.05 Ben Kenobi - Matt Ryan QB ATL
13.06 Greadius - Charles Sims RB TB
13.07 -Jrabbit - Jameis Winston QB TB
13.08 MGuth - Ryan Tannehill QB MIA
13.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Jimmy Graham TE - SEA
13.10 Spaced Cowboy - Sterling Shepard - WR - NYG


14.10 Spaced Cowboy - Jason Witten - TE - DAL
14.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Malcolm Jenkins - DB - PHI
14.08 MGuth - LeGarrette Blount RB NE (via phone chat)
14.07 -Jrabbit - Julius Thomas TE JAX
14.06 Greadius - Christine Michael RB SEA
14.05 Ben Kenobi - Willie Snead WR NO
14.04 Berzerker - Paul Posluszny LB JAX
14.03 The Mad Monk - Rashad Jennings RB NYG
14.02 Flatlander Fox - Alex Smith QB KC
14.01 Slowwhand - Von Miller LB DEN


15.01 SlowwHand - Karlos Dansby LB CIN
15.02 Flatlander Fox - Isaiah Crowell RB CLE
15.03 The Mad Monk - Stefon Diggs WR MIN
15.04 Berzerker - Graham Gano K CAR (List)
15.05 Ben Kenobi - DeSean Jackson - WR WAS
15.06 Greadius - James White RB NE
15.07 -Jrabbit - Markus Wheaton WR PIT
15.08 MGuth - James Starks RB GB
15.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Joe Flacco - QB - BAL
15.10 Spaced Cowboy - Landon Collins - DB - NYG


16.10 Spaced Cowboy - T.J. Yeldon - RB - JAX
16.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Johnathan Cyprien - DB - JAX
16.08 MGuth - Eric Weddle DB BAL (via text)
16.07 -Jrabbit - Dwayne Allen TE IND
16.06 Greadius - Justin Forsett RB BAL
16.05 Ben Kenobi - Darren Sproles RB PHI
16.04 Berzerker - Adam Jones CB CIN
16.03 The Mad Monk - Zachary Miller TE CHI
16.02 Flatlander Fox - Travis Benjamin WR SD
16.01 Slowwhand - Lamar Aiken WR BAL


17.01 SlowwHand - Micah Hyde DB GB
17.02 Flatlander Fox - Eric Ebron TE DET
17.03 The Mad Monk - Bilal Powell RB NYJ
17.04 Berzerker - Tevin Coleman RB ATL
17.05 Ben Kenobi - Thomas Davis LB CAR
17.06 Greadius - Justin Tucker K BAL
17.07 -Jrabbit - Harrison Smith DB MIN
17.08 MGuth - Ha Ha Clinton-Dix DB GB (via cellular)
17.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Torrey Smith - WR - SF
17.10 Spaced Cowboy - Dashon Goldson S ATL (BAPAY by request)


18.10 Spaced Cowboy - Fletcher Cox DT PHI (BAPAY by request)
18.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Chandler Catanzaro - K - ARI
18.08 MGuth - Steve Smith Sr. WR BAL (via cell)
18.07 -Jrabbit - DeAndre Levy LB DET
18.06 Greadius - Barry Church DB DAL (per PM list)
18.05 Ben Kenobi - Stephen Tulloch LB PHI
18.04 Berzerker - Tajae Sharpe WR TEN
18.03 The Mad Monk - Kenny Vaccaro S NO
18.02 Flatlander Fox - Kevin White WR CHI
18.01 Slowwhand - Alfred Morris RB DAL


19.01 SlowwHand - Steven Hauschka K SEA
19.02 Flatlander Fox - Marcus Peters DB KC
19.03 The Mad Monk - Chris Boswell Pit - K
19.04 Berzerker - Mike Adams S Ind
19.05 Ben Kenobi - Ezekiel Ansah DL DET
19.06 Greadius - Calais Campbell DL ARI
19.07 -Jrabbit - Spencer Ware RB KC
19.08 MGuth - Robert Quinn DL LA
19.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Chris Hogan - WR - NE
19.10 Spaced Cowboy - Pierre Garçon WR WAS (BAPAY by request)

20.10 Spaced Cowboy - Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB NYJ (BAPAY by request)
20.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Jesse James - TE - PIT
20.08 MGuth - Mason Crosby K GB
20.07 -Jrabbit - Bobby Wagner LB SEA
20.06 Greadius - Malcolm Smith LB OAK
20.05 Ben Kenobi - Kurt Coleman S CAR
20.04 Berzerker - Chris Johnson RB AZ
20.03 The Mad Monk -Jerry Hughes DL BUF
20.02 Flatlander Fox - Shane Vereen RB NYG
20.01 Slowwhand - Jerick McKinnon RB MIN

21.01 SlowwHand - DeAndre Wasington RB OAK
21.02 Flatlander Fox - Dorial Green-Beckham WR PHI
21.03 The Mad Monk - Muhammad Wilkerson DE NYJ
21.04 Berzerker - Emmanuel Ogbah DE CLE
21.05 Ben Kenobi - Antwan Blake DB TEN
21.06 Greadius - Derrick Johnson LB KC
21.07 -Jrabbit - Michael Thomas WR NO
21.08 MGuth - Davontae Booker RB DEN
21.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Dion Lewis - RB - NE
21.10 Spaced Cowboy - Dak Prescott - QB - DAL


22.10 Spaced Cowboy - Blair Walsh K MIN (via text)
22.09 Koyaaniqatsi - Jason Pierre-Paul - DL - NYG
22.08 MGuth - Tyler Boyd WR CIN (via text)
22.07 -Jrabbit - Cairo Santos K KC
22.06 Greadius - Reggie Nelson DB OAK
22.05 Ben Kenobi - Brandon Mcmanus K DEN
22.04 Berzerker - Jordan Hicks LB PHI
22.03 The Mad Monk - Preston Brown LB BUF
22.02 Flatlander Fox - Ndamukong Suh DL MIA
22.01 Slowwhand - Tyrod Taylor QB BUF -->> Mr. Irrelevant

Fun draft. Mission accomplished.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Yep, thanks all. Still have limited internet so won’t be able to bring the roster up until probably tonight. I’ll let you know when you’re able to check my work.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Ok. Everybody verify that your rosters are correct. The teams are locked right now, but I'll unlock them tomorrow evening if I haven't heard from anyone telling me I screwed up.

[-Jrabbit]

I drafted Spencer Ware RB KC in Round 19.
My roster has DeMarcus Ware LB DEN instead.

Otherwise, mine is fine.

19.01 SlowwHand - Steven Hauschka K SEA
19.02 Flatlander Fox - Marcus Peters DB KC
19.03 The Mad Monk - Chris Boswell Pit - K
19.04 Berzerker - Mike Adams S Ind
19.05 Ben Kenobi - Ezekiel Ansah DL DET
19.06 Greadius - Calais Campbell DL ARI
19.07 -Jrabbit - Spencer Ware RB KC
19.08 MGuth - Robert Quinn DL LA
19.09 Koyaanisqatsi - Chris Hogan - WR - NE
19.10 Spaced Cowboy - Pierre Garçon WR WAS (BAPAY by request)

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Sorry about that, should be fixed now.

[-Jrabbit]

It is. Thanks.

And thanks for all your time and effort as commish again this year, Koyaa!

[The Mad Monk]

Yes, thanks.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

[SlowwHand]

I'm not bothering. I can't imagine you making a mistake.

[-Jrabbit]

Are you saying it wasn't a mistake? That he was deliberately trying to steal Spencer Ware??

[Ben Kenobi]

Mine is good. Thanks Koya!

[Greadius]

My roster is, unfortunately, correct.

[SlowwHand]

Are you saying it wasn't a mistake? That he was deliberately trying to steal Spencer Ware??

I guess so.