Poly IDP 2012 Draft Thread: No one can replace Ed Hochuli

[ColdWizard]

I'm a charming mother****er.

And you saved me from grabbing Witten had he fallen to me.

[Ben Kenobi]

If you guys would stop leaving dominant QBs and WRs on the board long after they should be taken, then I'd stop picking them. This turned out to be the case, finally, when Bowe was picked, which should have happened 20 picks ago.

You looking at me? I got Stevie Johnson.

[Guynemer]

And you saved me from grabbing Witten had he fallen to me.

Pffft. Whatever. You just watch him get 130 catches for 2000 yds and 18 TDs after doctors implant an experimental bionic spleen.

Gentlemen, we have the technology.

[ColdWizard]

That sounds good to me. James Andrews is the orthopedist right? Who is the bionic spleen guy?

[Ben Kenobi]

Whatever. You just watch him get 130 catches for 2000 yds and 18 TDs after doctors implant an experimental bionic spleen.

Sure, it's Texas and not Detroit. If he played for the Lions they'd probably blood let him to balance his humors.

[Jaguar]

You looking at me? I got Stevie Johnson.

That was another one I was eyeing. Your draft has been very good so far, but as usual, it will fall apart when you start getting sentimental favorites too early.

[Berzerker]

1.01 -Jrabbit - Drew Brees - QB - NO
1.02 Ben Kenobi - Ray Rice - RB - BAL
1.03 Guynemer - Aaron Rodgers - QB - GB
1.04 Sparrowhawk - Tom Brady - QB - NE
1.05 Zopperoni - Arian Foster - RB - HOU
1.06 Koyaanisqatsi - LeSean McCoy - RB - PHI
1.07 Jaguar - Calvin Johnson - WR - DET (per list)
1.08 Berzerker - Matthew Stafford - QB - DET
1.09 ColdWizard - Maurice Jones-Drew - RB - JAX
1.10 SlowwHand - Chris Johnson - RB - TEN

2.01 SlowwHand - Cam Newton - QB - CAR
2.02 ColdWizard - Darren Sproles - RB - NO
2.03 Berzerker - Matt Forte - RB - CHI
2.04 Jaguar - Matt Ryan - QB - ATL (pm)
2.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Darren McFadden - RB - OAK
2.06 Zopperoni - Jimmy Graham - TE - NO
2.07 Sparrowhawk - DeMarco Murray - RB - DAL
2.08 Guynemer - Fred Jackson - RB - BUF
2.09 Ben Kenobi - Larry Fitzgerald - WR - ARI
2.10 -Jrabbit - Rob Gronkowski - TE - NE

3.01 -Jrabbit - Adrian Peterson - RB - MIN
3.02 Ben Kenobi - Steven Jackson - RB - STL
3.03 Guynemer - Percy Harvin - WR - MIN
3.04 Sparrowhawk - Ryan Matthews - RB - SD
3.05 Zopperoni - Jamaal Charles - RB - KC
3.06 Koyaanisqatsi - Julio Jones - WR - ATL
3.07 Jaguar - Wes Welker - WR - NE
3.08 Berzerker - Antonio Gates - TE - SD
3.09 ColdWizard - Roddy White - WR - ATL
3.10 SlowwHand - Trent Richardson - RB - CLE

4.01 SlowwHand - Andre Johnson - WR - HOU
4.02 ColdWizard - Tony Romo - QB - DAL
4.03 Berzerker - Victor Cruz - WR - NYG
4.04 Jaguar - Marshawn Lynch - RB - SEA
4.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Aaron Hernandez - TE - NE
4.06 Zopperoni - Brandon Marshall - WR - CHI
4.07 Sparrowhawk - Frank Gore - RB - SF
4.08 Guynemer - Ahmad Bradshaw - RB - NYG
4.09 Ben Kenobi - Michael Turner - RB - ATL
4.10 -Jrabbit - A.J Green - WR - CIN

5.01 -Jrabbit - Doug Martin - RB - TB
5.02 Ben Kenobi - Philip Rivers - QB - SD
5.03 Guynemer - Greg Jennings - WR - GB
5.04 Sparrowhawk - Mike Wallace - WR - PIT
5.05 Zopperoni - Hakeem Nicks - WR - NYG
5.06 Koyaanisqatsi - Marques Colston - WR - NO
5.07 Jaguar - Antonio Brown - WR - PIT
5.08 Berzerker - Jordy Nelson - WR - GB
5.09 ColdWizard - Steve Smith - WR - CAR
5.10 SlowwHand - Reggie Bush - RB - MIA

6.01 SlowwHand - Miles Austin - WR - DAL
6.02 ColdWizard - Eric Decker - WR - DEN
6.03 Berzerker - Willis McGahee - RB - DEN
6.04 Jaguar - Eli Manning - QB - NYG
6.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Peyton Manning - QB - DEN
6.06 Zopperoni - Michael Vick - QB - PHI
6.07 Sparrowhawk - Vincent Jackson - WR - TB
6.08 Guynemer - Jason Witten - TE - DAL
6.09 Ben Kenobi - Steve Johnson - WR - BUF
6.10 -Jrabbit - Brandon Lloyd - WR - NE

7.01 -Jrabbit - Dez Bryant - WR - DAL
7.02 Ben Kenobi - Vernon Davis - TE - SF
7.03 Guynemer - Shonn Greene - RB - NYJ
7.04 Sparrowhawk - Jermichael Finley - TE - GB
7.05 Zopperoni - Demaryius Thomas - WR - DEN
7.06 Koyaanisqatsi - Dwayne Bowe - WR - KC
7.07 Jaguar - Jonathan Stewart - RB - CAR
7.08 Berzerker - Pierre Garcon - WR - WAS
7.09 ColdWizard -
7.10 SlowwHand -

[Guynemer]

Sure, it's Texas and not Detroit. If he played for the Lions they'd probably blood let him to balance his humors.

That... that is actually pretty funny.

I think I need to lie down somewhere.

[Guynemer]

That sounds good to me. James Andrews is the orthopedist right? Who is the bionic spleen guy?

Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture.

[Ben Kenobi]

That was another one I was eyeing. Your draft has been very good so far, but as usual, it will fall apart when you start getting sentimental favorites too early.

It's in the IDP rules that I'm not allowed to have a team without Rivers. You know that.

[Jaguar]

If you're able to get your guy every time, you're drafting him too early.

[Guynemer]

Eh, I usually end up with Witten and Jennings, and I don't think I took them too early (spleen notwithstanding). I usually get Sproles too, but I waited too long this time.

[ColdWizard]

1.01 -Jrabbit - Drew Brees - QB - NO
1.02 Ben Kenobi - Ray Rice - RB - BAL
1.03 Guynemer - Aaron Rodgers - QB - GB
1.04 Sparrowhawk - Tom Brady - QB - NE
1.05 Zopperoni - Arian Foster - RB - HOU
1.06 Koyaanisqatsi - LeSean McCoy - RB - PHI
1.07 Jaguar - Calvin Johnson - WR - DET (per list)
1.08 Berzerker - Matthew Stafford - QB - DET
1.09 ColdWizard - Maurice Jones-Drew - RB - JAX
1.10 SlowwHand - Chris Johnson - RB - TEN

2.01 SlowwHand - Cam Newton - QB - CAR
2.02 ColdWizard - Darren Sproles - RB - NO
2.03 Berzerker - Matt Forte - RB - CHI
2.04 Jaguar - Matt Ryan - QB - ATL (pm)
2.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Darren McFadden - RB - OAK
2.06 Zopperoni - Jimmy Graham - TE - NO
2.07 Sparrowhawk - DeMarco Murray - RB - DAL
2.08 Guynemer - Fred Jackson - RB - BUF
2.09 Ben Kenobi - Larry Fitzgerald - WR - ARI
2.10 -Jrabbit - Rob Gronkowski - TE - NE

3.01 -Jrabbit - Adrian Peterson - RB - MIN
3.02 Ben Kenobi - Steven Jackson - RB - STL
3.03 Guynemer - Percy Harvin - WR - MIN
3.04 Sparrowhawk - Ryan Matthews - RB - SD
3.05 Zopperoni - Jamaal Charles - RB - KC
3.06 Koyaanisqatsi - Julio Jones - WR - ATL
3.07 Jaguar - Wes Welker - WR - NE
3.08 Berzerker - Antonio Gates - TE - SD
3.09 ColdWizard - Roddy White - WR - ATL
3.10 SlowwHand - Trent Richardson - RB - CLE

4.01 SlowwHand - Andre Johnson - WR - HOU
4.02 ColdWizard - Tony Romo - QB - DAL
4.03 Berzerker - Victor Cruz - WR - NYG
4.04 Jaguar - Marshawn Lynch - RB - SEA
4.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Aaron Hernandez - TE - NE
4.06 Zopperoni - Brandon Marshall - WR - CHI
4.07 Sparrowhawk - Frank Gore - RB - SF
4.08 Guynemer - Ahmad Bradshaw - RB - NYG
4.09 Ben Kenobi - Michael Turner - RB - ATL
4.10 -Jrabbit - A.J Green - WR - CIN

5.01 -Jrabbit - Doug Martin - RB - TB
5.02 Ben Kenobi - Philip Rivers - QB - SD
5.03 Guynemer - Greg Jennings - WR - GB
5.04 Sparrowhawk - Mike Wallace - WR - PIT
5.05 Zopperoni - Hakeem Nicks - WR - NYG
5.06 Koyaanisqatsi - Marques Colston - WR - NO
5.07 Jaguar - Antonio Brown - WR - PIT
5.08 Berzerker - Jordy Nelson - WR - GB
5.09 ColdWizard - Steve Smith - WR - CAR
5.10 SlowwHand - Reggie Bush - RB - MIA

6.01 SlowwHand - Miles Austin - WR - DAL
6.02 ColdWizard - Eric Decker - WR - DEN
6.03 Berzerker - Willis McGahee - RB - DEN
6.04 Jaguar - Eli Manning - QB - NYG
6.05 Koyaanisqatsi - Peyton Manning - QB - DEN
6.06 Zopperoni - Michael Vick - QB - PHI
6.07 Sparrowhawk - Vincent Jackson - WR - TB
6.08 Guynemer - Jason Witten - TE - DAL
6.09 Ben Kenobi - Steve Johnson - WR - BUF
6.10 -Jrabbit - Brandon Lloyd - WR - NE

7.01 -Jrabbit - Dez Bryant - WR - DAL
7.02 Ben Kenobi - Vernon Davis - TE - SF
7.03 Guynemer - Shonn Greene - RB - NYJ
7.04 Sparrowhawk - Jermichael Finley - TE - GB
7.05 Zopperoni - Demaryius Thomas - WR - DEN
7.06 Koyaanisqatsi - Dwayne Bowe - WR - KC
7.07 Jaguar - Jonathan Stewart - RB - CAR
7.08 Berzerker - Pierre Garcon - WR - WAS
7.09 ColdWizard - Beanie Wells - RB - ARI
7.10 SlowwHand -

[Guynemer]

I simply can not take seriously a grown man who calls himself "Beanie".

The fact that he went to Ohio State merely bolsters this position.

[Jaguar]