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  • DON'T PANIC


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    • Panic my ass. Now people are sitting around talking about what a person left as instructions and don't do a ****ing thing. It's not panic, it's disgust.
      I'm about ready to decide that "Life's too short to dance with fat chicks".
      Last edited by SlowwHand; August 23, 2012, 00:52.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • We're in America, Sloww.

        Fat chicks are all we've got.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • Are you calling my wife fat? Them's fighting words.

          Hell, are you calling YOUR wife fat?
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          • I call my wife ex.


            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
              We're in America, Sloww.

              Fat chicks are all we've got.
              And he's in Texas, so odds are about 40% you have no choice.
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • I'm about ready to decide that "Life's too short to dance with fat chicks".

                Life's too short not to get a blowjob a few times a week.
                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                • I just finished a 12 teamer for a few bucks. Had the 11th pick so my draft went a lot like the D/ST league.

                  But I think one pick took the cake for biggest WTF moment in a fantasy draft... the 39th pick... Eagles D/ST

                  Somebody else picked Akers at 68th.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    I just finished a 12 teamer for a few bucks. Had the 11th pick so my draft went a lot like the D/ST league.

                    But I think one pick took the cake for biggest WTF moment in a fantasy draft... the 39th pick... Eagles D/ST

                    Somebody else picked Akers at 68th.
                    I hope you gave both managers your spiel about why you shouldn't draft Team D and kickers before the last two rounds? (Or do you save those comments for your special friends on Apolyton?)
                    "Clearly I'm missing the thread some of where the NFL actually is." - Ben Kenobi on his NFL knowledge

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                    • Originally posted by Sparrowhawk View Post
                      I hope you gave both managers your spiel about why you shouldn't draft Team D and kickers before the last two rounds? (Or do you save those comments for your special friends on Apolyton?)
                      Save them for Apolyton.

                      Pretty sure drafting a defense in the 4th round is retarded no matter what.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • Drafted Eli + the Dog Killer - traded both for Julio Jones and Antonio Brown.

                        Life is good.
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                        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                        • Without evaluating the trade, it sounds like a strange one.....that you could part with two QB's for two WR's (without being very thin at QB, and having too many WR's to play) and that they would need two QB's and could afford to give up 2 WR's. Sounds like a curious draft to me.
                          "Clearly I'm missing the thread some of where the NFL actually is." - Ben Kenobi on his NFL knowledge

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                          • Without evaluating the trade, it sounds like a strange one.....that you could part with two QB's for two WR's (without being very thin at QB, and having too many WR's to play) and that they would need two QB's and could afford to give up 2 WR's. Sounds like a curious draft to me.
                            Check the auction league. I went all Joncha on everybody. I drafted the Dog Killer, both Mannings, Schaub, and Rivers. Jag picked up my signals and drafted all WRs.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • Originally posted by Sparrowhawk View Post
                              Without evaluating the trade, it sounds like a strange one.....that you could part with two QB's for two WR's (without being very thin at QB, and having too many WR's to play) and that they would need two QB's and could afford to give up 2 WR's. Sounds like a curious draft to me.
                              It was. Ben drafted 5 QBs. I basically drafted the most average team ever.
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                              • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                                It was. Ben drafted 5 QBs. I basically drafted the most average team ever.
                                How do you feel about them screwing with your league? It stings, right?
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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