Apolyton Fantasy Football (not soccer damnit)

[-Jrabbit]

Wow, poor JR in IDP. That's a beating!

Your faux sympathy is misplaced. I take a slightly longer view of things.

[Ben Kenobi]

Your faux sympathy is misplaced. I take a slightly longer view of things.

Hey I know the feeling. Oh wait. I never was blown out all last year on the way to 1-13. I'm sorry, I don't know how it feels.

[-Jrabbit]

So you finally admit that it was pure luck that you never faced a team having a big week last year.
Because your 1-13 record was well earned. You were last in the league in points scored by a margin of over 100 - and 650 pts behind the leader.

Good luck this year.

[Ben Kenobi]

So you finally admit that it was pure luck that you never faced a team having a big week last year.

I had nine losses within 20 points. I should have had about 3 more wins assuming standard deviation of wins over my points. Slowwy's team was a bit better than mine and won 5 games. I was slightly worse and had 1. It's really hard to end up -3 over an entire season.

Because your 1-13 record was well earned. You were last in the league in points scored by a margin of over 100 - and 650 pts behind the leader.

I also would have KOd two playoff teams in weeks 15 and 16.

Good luck this year.

I stuck with Rivers for too long, and my players (including Ray Rice), never scored TDs. I have just as many this week already as I had all of last year. I had 3 non-QB touchdowns from my drafted players.

[MRT144]

AP is going to AP.

[MRT144]

You have the dumbest irrelevant points ben.

[Guynemer]

God, these ****ing Lions. This is ****ing hilarious. Absolutely completely ****ing hilarious.

Y’all are just gonna have to take my word for this, but it is 100% truth.

I decided to take a bath, so I turned up the volume on the TV so I could listen to the start of the LOINS-SEXBOATS game. As soon as I heard that the Lions were stopped on 2nd-and-1, I thought “they are gonna try to throw on 3rd, it’ll miss, then they’ll puss out and try for a FG instead of going for it. Maybe they’ll make it, maybe they won’t, but it will be a horrible decision either way. But AP is gonna take the first play and house it.”

The LOINS, everybody. Not only hilariously awful, but completely 100% predictable in how that awfulness will manifest.

[MRT144]

Do you ever think Michigan as a whole attained a curse somewhere along the way?

[Guynemer]

Nah. It's just the Lions. And they aren't cursed. They are just poorly managed, poorly coached, poorly owned, and have been for decades.

The rest of the teams in the state do pretty well for themselves. Every other team I root for has at least one championship in my lifetime.

[snoopy369]

Apparently AJ Green is good at WR. Who knew.

[Guynemer]

This game is simply magnificent. It is an entire season's worth of DERP concentrated into one half of football.

[Ben Kenobi]

Need 3.5 points from Corey Luiget, Donald Butler, Witten and Andre Johnson for my first win in a year!

[Ben Kenobi]

With Too Many Reaches Early, Cry me a Rivers Appears Destined for the Basement

FU Yahoo!

2 for 2 this week!

[Ben Kenobi]

Marty Schotty runs this to 1 - 0. Sparrow goes down. Thanks for the sig as extra motivation!

[MRT144]

Welp, nothing I can do in Auction. I'll need 120 pints or so. Victor Cruz 3 TDs is just too much