AHL- Apolyton Hockey League III-- Olympic edition

[Ben Kenobi]

After the road trip, Asher. Regardless of what happens in the desert dogs game, the Canucks will still be in the division lead.

I certainly did not predict that they would retain their spot in the division after the 14 game road trip.

[Ben Kenobi]

I can always tell when Luongo has a bad game because Asher immediately posts.

Hateraid, much?

[Ben Kenobi]

Iginla still leading Burrows in scoring, he's pulling out farther ahead since the Olympic break.

Pity you backed out of the straight up bet. At least I stand by my team.

[Asher]

After the road trip, Asher. Regardless of what happens in the desert dogs game, the Canucks will still be in the division lead.

I certainly did not predict that they would retain their spot in the division after the 14 game road trip.

Ben, do you have ANY ****ING IDEA what "clinched" means?

Jesus ****ing Christ you are one dumb piece of ****.

[Asher]

I can always tell when Luongo has a bad game because Asher immediately posts.

Hateraid, much?

I have him on my fantasy team, so obviously not. I post because I know you'd **** him in an instant, I know you begin crying and ****ting in this thread with utter nonsense in defense, and because I can see his god-****ing-awful stats screwing up my chances of kicking nye's ass in my stattracker.

Pity you backed out of the straight up bet. At least I stand by my team.

I didn't back out of anything. I gave YOU a bet with a sensible condition that if EITHER player becomes long-term injured the bet is off for OBVIOUS REASONS.

YOU backed out of the bet. In fact, you even said "Deal" and then posted a retraction *****ing about one of the conditions. A sensible condition.

The only reason you backed out is even you -- the dumbest and most pathetic piece of **** on the face of this planet -- probably realized what a dumbass you were being.

[Ben Kenobi]

I don't see why the concept of 'clinched until the end of the road trip' is all that difficult, but then with code monkeys, who knows?

[Asher]

I don't see why the concept of 'clinched until the end of the road trip' is all that difficult, but then with code monkeys, who knows?

First of all, such a sentence MAKES NO SENSE.

Second of all, THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU SAID.

Clinched the division after the road trip from hell. Not too shabby.

****ing lying douchebag, you're going to burn in hell next to the sodomist pedophiles you secretly wish would come to your house.

FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE, "clinched" means it is a 100% certainty. To say someone "clinched the division" means no one else can take the division title away from a team.

Do you ****ing get it?

[Ben Kenobi]

I have him on my fantasy team, so obviously not. I post because I know you'd **** him in an instant, I know you begin crying and ****ting in this thread with utter nonsense in defense, and because I can see his god-****ing-awful stats screwing up my chances of kicking nye's ass in my stattracker.

I think this is somewhere in the definition of the word, 'bliss'.

I didn't back out of anything. I gave YOU a bet with a sensible condition that if EITHER player becomes long-term injured the bet is off for OBVIOUS REASONS.

Because Iggy is injury prone. Right. Stand by your team, I see.

YOU backed out of the bet. In fact, you even said "Deal" and then posted a retraction *****ing about one of the conditions. A sensible condition.

I said it was a deal provided that there were no other stipulations attached. Straight up. Whomever has the most number of points by the end of the season wins. I don't see what's unfair about that bet.

The only reason you backed out is even you -- the dumbest and most pathetic piece of **** on the face of this planet -- probably realized what a dumbass you were being.

Hmm? If that were so, why was I perfectly willing to do the straight up bet? I doubted you'd ever assent to a bet you might lose. That's been your consistant MO.

[Ben Kenobi]

First of all, such a sentence MAKES NO SENSE

Is English your second language? Please, I'll be happy to speak your first.

you're going to burn in hell next to the sodomist pedophiles you secretly wish would come to your house

I'll be sure if I'm ever in the mood to hit up your black book.

[Asher]

I think this is somewhere in the definition of the word, 'bliss'.

Because Iggy is injury prone. Right. Stand by your team, I see.

What the ****?

How the **** is he injury prone?

Since the lockout:
05-06: Played all 82 games
06-07: Missed 12 games due to injury (knee)
07-08: Played all 82 games
09-10: Played all 82 games
10-11: Played in all games so far, plus 7 Olympic games

How the **** does this make him injury prone? Last time he missed a single game due to injury was 3 ****ing years ago.

God you are ****ing ignorant.

I don't see what's unfair about that bet.

You wouldn't.

All it takes is a douchebag like Matt ****ing Cooke to blind-side a guy with his shoulder directly to their head to take them out of the season. Such a situation would not be in keeping with the spirit of the bet (who is the better player?), and is obviously why the rule is there.

****ing chicken. At least man up and admit it. This blatant lying and spinning is pathetic, even for you.

[Asher]

Ben, as much as I enjoy raping your ass in these debates it's gotten far too loose for my tastes lately. This isn't even a fair fight. At least clinch your ass or something to make it more enjoyable.

[Ben Kenobi]

All it takes is a douchebag like Matt ****ing Cooke to blind-side a guy with his shoulder directly to their head to take them out of the season. Such a situation would not be in keeping with the spirit of the bet (who is the better player?), and is obviously why the rule is there.

Life's a *****, innit? Injuries are part of the game. I see no reason to insert an injury clause. That Matt Cooke scenario is just as likely to happen to Iggy as it is to happen to Burrows. I notice you don't have a clause for suspensions. Are suspensions in the spirit of the contest?

[Ben Kenobi]

Is it fun in the Asherverse?

[Asher]

Life's a *****, innit? Injuries are part of the game. I see no reason to insert an injury clause. That Matt Cooke scenario is just as likely to happen to Iggy as it is to happen to Burrows.

Which is precisely why your *****ing makes no sense. It doesn't tilt the tables in any player's direction and it ensures the terms are fair to both.

The problem here is you are a ****ing coward and are looking for any possible way out of a corner you backed yourself into. You know Iginla is a far better play than Burrows, you just aren't man enough to admit you were very, very wrong about many, many things.

You are truly one pathetic person. No integrity at all.

I notice you don't have a clause for suspensions. Are suspensions in the spirit of the contest?

I did, actually, you epic ****ing ******. I said "injured or otherwise miss more than 3 games".

[Asher]

Is it fun in the Asherverse?

It's the real world. Only in the Benaverse did the Canucks just clinch the division with a 2pt lead and 17 games remaining, Linden is a better player than Iginla, Burrows outproduced Iginla this year and is still a better player, etc.

You are truly:
- sociopathic
- psychopathic
- a pathological liar
- delusional
- gay

I mean this genuinely. You need help for the first four -- professional help. The last one MrFun can help you come to terms with.