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  • #1

    Ben Kenobi's essay contest!

    I find myself with a little spare cash, so I'm going to post up an essay contest.

    I want the most sycophant, disgustingly slavish and laudatory essay on the communist leader of your choice. Bonus points for employing jargon. It should be no longer than 2000 words, and no fewer than 1000. I will read every essay I get sent.

    The winner will get 100 CDN, and my eternal gratefulness.

    PM me if you wish to make an entry.
    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!
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  • #2
    No one is going to write your term paper for whatever community college class you are taking.

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    • #3
      I've been done with school for 3 years. This is just for ****s and giggles.
      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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      • #4
        Why don't you spend that money on a hooker instead and prevent being such as worthless virgin for another 29 years?

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        • #5
          What makes you think I'm not?

          Hundred bucks, reeses pieces.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
          2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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          • #6
            Isn't spending money on prostitution a sin?


            Anyway if need leftist ideological banter to get off why don't you just read Dreams of my father or anything by Chomsky or Žizhek?
            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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            • #7
              I already have Dreams of my father, and several books by Chomsky.

              I want something new.
              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                I already have Dreams of my father, and several books by Chomsky.

                I want something new.
                Your communist pornography addiction will only get you into sicker and sicker stuff. You do know this right? Eventually you may find yourself unable to get aroused by the ranting of a 50 year old upper middle class anarcho-feminist wimmenz study professor and that will strain your future relationships with them.
                Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                • #9
                  Why?
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #10
                    Your communist pornography addiction will only get you into sicker and sicker stuff.
                    My mother buys them for me.

                    You do know this right? Eventually you may find yourself unable to get aroused by the ranting of a 50 year old upper middle class anarcho-feminist wimmenz study professor and that will strain your future relationships with them.
                    Is it even possible to get aroused by them?
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                      Isn't spending money on prostitution a sin?
                      Hello?! Mary Magdalene? You can't tell me Jesus didn't tap some of that sweet, sweet Magdalan ass.

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                      • #12
                        Jesus also drank wine and turned water into wine... that's supposed to be a sin too.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #13
                          I bet Laz will win

                          Oh, and my favorite commie leader is any dead one
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Albert Speer View Post
                            Jesus also drank wine and turned water into wine... that's supposed to be a sin too.
                            Cite your reference, please.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              I bet Laz will win
                              We've got some strong communists here, so I don't know about that.
                              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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