Ben Kenobi's essay contest!

[Ben Kenobi]

Are you talking about the ONE article you wrote four years ago where you were credited with the line "With notes from Sean Whatever"?

Yep, got paid well for that, and the Post has reprinted the article twice already. I agreed with Andrea to trade for a higher share of the royalties in exchange for it being "with files from". I got half the initial commission, and whenever it's reprinted I get all of it back now that the Standard isn't around anymore.

What a bigshot.

I've had other ones too, but that's the most popular one.

Why am I not surprised that you don't put out? All talk, no show.

[Asher]

Which other articles, Ben?

Show me an article with your name on the byline.

[Ben Kenobi]

Subscribe to the BC Catholic and you can see them. It's very rare that anything of mine gets picked up by the broader media.

My last one was on Bernini and Pope John Paul II.

[Asher]

The "BC Catholic" publishes your masterpieces. I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

[Ben Kenobi]

Didn't you stalk me when that article got published just to slag on me, or was that a different article?

You have a serious problem Asher.

[Asher]

Oh, give me a ****ing break.

You were up here talking about what hot **** you were then gave your first, middle, and last name. I googled the name and it was on the front page.

You had one article published, and it wasn't even yours. It was an op-ed piece and you contributed NOTES to it.

You are a liar, Ben Kenobi.

[Ben Kenobi]

So everything I've written appears on Google?

And yes, I did co-write the article along with Ms. Mrozek. I liked her work and wanted her to have her name in the lights, so that's what we agreed upon.

As I've said, that's by far the most popular article, and yes you did go to FFZ to stalk me and got your ass banned.

[Asher]

yes you did go to FFZ to stalk me and got your ass banned.

Uhhhh

What?

Now you're not only lying, you've entered slander territory. Can you get any more pathetic?

I went to FFZ as part of the schism from PlanetACOL. I doubt you even know WTF that is. I had a user account there well before you ever joined up with the site.

I wasn't banned for anything to do with you. FFZ banned anyone who wasn't a mouthpiece for the GOP.

[Ben Kenobi]

Denial ain't a river in Egypt.

[Asher]

Slander is illegal, Ben. You've been warned. I'm not ****ing around with you.

You have 48 hours to retract your statement and apologize. You were dumb enough to give your full name and place of residence, and I'm pathetic enough to follow through with making a case of it.

[Ben Kenobi]

You have 48 hours to retract your statement and apologize. You were dumb enough to give your full name and place of residence, and I'm pathetic enough to follow through with making a case of it.

Oooh, what's next? A death threat?

Go shag a panda with Dale.

[Asher]

I'm not making any threat. I'm giving you a reasonable amount of time to make it right before I make a legal issue out of it.

It's not the first time you've made that claim, and I'm not going to stand for it. Somebody needs to teach you a lesson about honesty and integrity, and if the long arm of the law in this totalitarian State of ours will help me do it, so be it.

As we all know, my legal costs are covered here. Yours wouldn't be. That's too bad.

[Ben Kenobi]

You're going to report me to the HRC along with my hero Mark Steyn?

Feel free to complain to them all you want. You have my name and my address.

And Dale is really lonely too.

Since you already know my name,

Please address your death threat to:

11055 Jutland Road,
Prince George BC
V2N 4Y8

[Asher]

You're going to report me to the HRC along with my hero Mark Steyn?

Yes. I'm not sure why you think I'm not serious here. You have to know how much I despise your lack of integrity and honesty. It is a stain on this site. You've crossed the line by openly slandering me on several occasions, and I've given you ample opportunities to either substantiate your claims or retract them. You've declined to do either.

[Ben Kenobi]

I've given you ample opportunities to either substantiate your claims or retract them. You've declined to do either.

So you'd accept an affidavit from the site owner of FFZ?

I know you are being serious. I think you are also being a damn fool.

If I said something like, oh I dunno, that you like to **** pandas, or that you were a pedophile who liked young boys, perhaps I might have something in this slander business.

You, on the other hand don't have a leg to stand on. I'm happy to substantiate all of my claims. Perhaps you'd like to substantiate your pedophile accusations?