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    [serious] Save Ben's Soul

    Ben has mentioned in another thread that sinners and people who 'condone' sinners by employing them will "lose their soul".

    This got me thinking. Ben's behaviour on this site is clearly and consistently sinful, particularly with his tendency to lie at every available opportunity. I'm sure most of you know that the Book of Proverbs specifically said that "The Lord hateth a lying tongue"

    It is therefore pretty clear that Ben is riding a bullet train straight to hell. As compassionate people on this site, many of you Christians as well, we must stage an intervention. As with most addicts, I fear Ben's only hope for survival at this point is to go completely cold turkey. The admins could help facilitate the healing process by indefinitely restricting Ben's account and/or giving him an IP ban.

    Think of this as building the 'Poly House of the 21st century' -- a legacy we can all proud to be part of.

    Thanks.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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    Asher, you really amaze me. I would have never believed that you would be able to point to Proverbs for your illustration.

    I like Hebrews 11:1, where it says that the Cowboys will win the Super Bowl this year.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
      I like Hebrews 11:1, where it says that the Cowboys will win the Super Bowl this year.


      Trust Sloww to provide irrefutable proof that the Bible is full of ****.
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #4
        6 years of sunday school will drill some things into your head.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Guynemer View Post


          Trust Sloww to provide irrefutable proof that the Bible is full of ****.
          Do you know the passage, mouth?


          "Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen."
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            The admins could help facilitate the healing process by indefinitely restricting Ben's account and/or giving him an IP ban.
            Given as Plomp has established that the Ben Kenobi and Asher accounts are made by the same person, I suggest that Plomp ban the Asher account first, and see if these incidents disappear.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
              Do you know the passage, mouth?
              Just a quick and easy joke, Sloww. I looked it up online before I posted.
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                Given as Plomp has established that the Ben Kenobi and Asher accounts are made by the same person, I suggest that Plomp ban the Asher account first, and see if these incidents disappear.
                I predate you. You are my DL. The original account lives, DLs are deleted.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  There are many cases where the 'true' account has a later registration. I'm not very fond of the "Asher" name, so it would be awesome if Plomp could close it. Thanks.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                  2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                  • #10
                    Let's face reality here. I've got two angles.

                    1) Plomp admits we're DLs, and I'm the original. The second account is always the one closed, just ask Drake.
                    2) Plomp is a good Christian and knows the only way to save you from burning in hell for eternity is to ban you.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                      Asher, you really amaze me. I would have never believed that you would be able to point to Proverbs for your illustration.

                      I like Hebrews 11:1, where it says that the Cowboys will win the Super Bowl this year.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                        Just a quick and easy joke, Sloww. I looked it up online before I posted.
                        See? It does make sense.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Save Ben's soul.

                          Ben, you know in your heart that if you don't repent your lies, confess and sin no more, you're going to be raped by demons with large, barbed penises for all eternity, right?

                          Uh-oh, that might not dissuade him...
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                          • #14
                            Is it still a sin even if you personally don't think it is?
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              GOD. Yes.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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