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Greatest Death Threats
Clearly I cannot compete with the infamous Dale on Asher death threat...
I'm only a rookie at death threats, a bit clumsy with the terminology if you like...
Still, I was quite impressed with my first death threat: to burn Ben and all the Catholics in the world at the stake. Fairly modest I thought, but Lori jumped in and banned me for a week without any warning - RESULT!
Buoyed by my obvious success in my newfound profession, I've decided to be a bit more ambitious!
This time I plan to kill Lori first (well, he did ban me...
), then Ben, then the Catholics, and finally rah as a sort of favour to loin cos he gets on his nerves.
I must get banned for all that - I'm aiming for at least two weeks, otherwise I'll be disappointed...*
*Note to self: Don't kill Lori too soon, otherwise he might not get the opportunity to ban me first.
I'm only a rookie at death threats, a bit clumsy with the terminology if you like...
Still, I was quite impressed with my first death threat: to burn Ben and all the Catholics in the world at the stake. Fairly modest I thought, but Lori jumped in and banned me for a week without any warning - RESULT!
Buoyed by my obvious success in my newfound profession, I've decided to be a bit more ambitious!
This time I plan to kill Lori first (well, he did ban me...
), then Ben, then the Catholics, and finally rah as a sort of favour to loin cos he gets on his nerves.I must get banned for all that - I'm aiming for at least two weeks, otherwise I'll be disappointed...*
*Note to self: Don't kill Lori too soon, otherwise he might not get the opportunity to ban me first.
- be nice to Mobby he's way too entertaining to loose. (just take out a kneecap or like).
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