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  • #16
    Excellent.

    Lori - Please change my vote to 1-4

    Actual number: 1 (male) continually reused.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #17
      Originally posted by AAHZ View Post
      we should still get the posts counted because I got with Plomp about it.

      Thats right, AAHZ makes moves round here.
      Let me try to piece together the retardation here.

      You care about post counts?

      Seriously, the last time I gave a crap was back when you couldn't have a custom avatar without being a Prince. Back when OT didn't count, so I was forced to spam in Other Games.

      They don't even bother with PCRs anymore because they're so irrelevant as to be toothless.

      If someone would like to give me a 100% PCR just to prove that I don't care, go ahead.

      And the answer to the OP can be found in the Book of Ezra. You just need to know where to look.
      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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      • #18
        I think sexuality scares Ben. I don't think he has ever, or will ever, have sex with a warm body, or even a cold one.

        I think he's got a massive collection of sex dolls, which he's adorned with Jesus' face.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #19
          It's not so much a sexual thing but a moral crusade. Ben lures hookers into his house and kills them because Jesus tells him to do it.

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          • #20
            Nah, Jesus was more likely shagging the hookers than killing them.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #21
              The Dude was ripped... I've seen the pictures
              Monkey!!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Japher View Post
                The Dude was ripped... I've seen the pictures
                Source?

                And not wikipedia! Only reputable sources like godhatesfags.com plz
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #23
                  Here you go:



                  you don't get more reputable than somethingawful.com
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #24
                    Edit: DAMN, beaten!

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                    • #25
                      MOAR
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #26
                        Can we stay on topic please.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #27
                          seven, all dudes, wearing asher or wiglaf masks.
                          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                          • #28
                            So I think we're all in agreement that Ben has killed at least 5 people. Question is are they all hookers? Are there any abortion doctors, mexican day laborers, or unbaptized children in his basement as well?

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                            • #29
                              Invalid Poll.
                              Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                              "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                              2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                              • #30
                                Someone already said that, ****.

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