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Who are we to guess at the mind of God?
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10Yes, it's right there in the Bible.20.00%2No. God thinks masturbation is A-OK.40.00%4God wants us all to be pleasured by banana-wielding diaper dickgirls.40.00%4KH FOR OWNER!
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1. "No, they aren't the same, you are a virgin even with a dildo, but God hates masturbation" has been left out.
2. "No, they aren't the same, but either way you aren't a virgin anymore" has also been left off.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Who would ever have guessed that you would be the first person to respond to a thread about god?KH FOR OWNER!
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I was expecting the crack about women masturbating.
Oh, and postia ante deletia.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Those were some tough choices I must admit, but I went for choice 1.Comment
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The third option is the only correct option.Promoting world peace one bum at a time.Comment
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Well the determining factor for me was 'eenie meanie miney moe'Comment
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Just because you're asked a question doesn't mean there's a correct answer as an option, or even at all.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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The options are "yes", "no" and "abstain". Even a moron like you should be able to figure it out, Sloww.KH FOR OWNER!
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No, that's not true, fukhead. Not that I care, I wasn't talking to you.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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the bible is a test from god, anyone who is dumb enuff to follow it doesnt get in.Comment
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Correct answer by kitman"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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The dickgirl meme is done.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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