Imperium

[Serb]

The first two were slaveowners. The third one was a racist. The fourth one suspended habeas corpus. They should not be carved into a mountain.

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Yeah, it's hard to argue with that!

But still - they are the best you have, the land of genocide murderers, slavers and liars!

[Serb]

Never thought about to step back from your PREDATORY NATURE?

And become a NORMAL people?

NORMAL, not "EXCEPTIONAL" as you self-proclaim!


That will be for your own good really, because if you continue your "exceptional" trend we will just incinerate you for the best of humankind. Your whole freaking continent!​

[Serb]

You, American imbeciles, honestly believe you can ignite a limited nuclear war in Europe, where you remain unharmed.

IDIOTS!!!

We will left only nuclear ruins after your cities in the first place, then incinerate your Euro-lackeys.​

[Serb]

You are so imbeciles, and so pathetic!

(Really)

[Geronimo]

You, American imbeciles, honestly believe you can ignite a limited nuclear war in Europe, where you remain unharmed.

IDIOTS!!!

We will left only nuclear ruins after your cities in the first place, then incinerate your Euro-lackeys.​

What are you smoking where you imagine anyone in Washington, let alone Biden, would regard a limited nuclear war anywhere as anything other than a profound failure? The reason Russia is "provoked" despite its dire warnings of nuclear retaliation isn't because they feel ready to provoke a limited nuclear war or any nuclear war of any kind. They continue to provoke Russia despite the nuclear threats because if nuclear threats are allowed to be effective at getting countries to let Russia get its way and have its demands met the result will be all countries stockpiling nukes and eventual inevitable total global nuclear war.

[Ming]

For some reason, Serb actually seems to think that Russia would survive a nuclear war. If we are toast, so is Serb.

[Serb]

What are you smoking where you imagine anyone in Washington, let alone Biden, would regard a limited nuclear war anywhere as anything other than a profound failure? The reason Russia is "provoked" despite its dire warnings of nuclear retaliation isn't because they feel ready to provoke a limited nuclear war or any nuclear war of any kind. They continuity to provoke Russia despite the nuclear threats because if nuclear threats are allowed to be effective at getting countries to let Russia get its way and have its demands met the result will be all countries stockpiling nukes and eventual inevitable total global nuclear war.

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You disguise YOUR attacks on Russia with YOUR weapons, pretending them to be the Ukranian ones, thus you have openly declared war on us by commiting such acts of war.

YOU ARE KILLING MY PEOPLE with YOUR MISSILES, an innocent civilian people, because without your sattelites, drones, AWACSes and your technical specialists on the ground firing of YOUR high-tech missiles IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE!

Thus, your are DIRECTLY ATTACKING US with your weapons, at the same time pretending that you are not and that is just Ukranians, not you.

WHO THE F DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU STUPID AMERICANS AND YOUR EURO WORES?

Our patience is coming to an end!

We will strike YOU, ONCE AGAIN - YOU, AMERICA!!! With our own missiles! First you, then your Euro-whores or the other way around.
A single Russian cluster munition missile turning a beach of Florida or California into the bloody mess (like you did with the beach of Sevastopol) killing your innocent chldren, women and elders - IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!!!

We can do that ANY SECOND, as rightfull retaliation!

What will you do then, when hundreds of YOUR God blessed, "exeptional" Americans will be dead?

I know what - you will strike back.
Then we will strike back.
And it will escalete into nuclear Armaggedon withing days, if not hours.

And we will kill ALL OF YOU AND ALL OF YOUR WORES!!!

Just understand it for a God sake!​

We have come to the end now and we are closer to the complete disaster, than during Carribian crisis.

But you fkers are just keep dancing and preffer to do not notice that. It's like a ball during the plague outbreak!

You have lost your mind completely!!!

The only difference between now and 1962 is that back then you had advantage over us in terms of nuclear weapons, but now have ABSOLUTE advatage over you both in quantity and qaulity, but you are so "exceptional", so arrogant and so ignorant to even have a thought you can be INCINERATED!

But you WILL BE INCINERATED!!!

A freaking idiots who have started all this mess in 2014.

You will get it, unless you came to sences!

[Serb]

For some reason, Serb actually seems to think that Russia would survive a nuclear war. If we are toast, so is Serb.

a) Russia is almost as twice as much as USA. Our population is way more dispersed across the territory, than yours.
b) Your nuclear weapons sucks entierly, while our are brand new and of a new generation.
c) You will die.
d) Thank you and have a nice day!​

[Serb]

Your (American) idiotic belief that you can start a bloody mess in Europe without being unharmed - IS WHAT WILL BRING HUMANITY TO A COMPLETE DISASTER!

Your stupidity and idiocy and your belief into your "exceptionally" is what will bring you to your end!

You are no better than Hitler or Napoleon.

You actually worse, because you are WAY MORE STUPID!!!

A nation of homeless drug addicts, living on a piles of sh!t, drowning at garbage and facing a criminal rate nowhere else seen on this planet.

EVERY FIFTH OF YOU, AMERICANS, can't even write or read on their own language, not to mention a foreign one (like me).

You are pathetic bloody clowns, living in a police state sh!thole!​

In the EMPIRE OF LIES!

[Serb]

Have a nice day after the truth hurts!

[Serb]

Got it?

[Serb]

The introduction on Russian means:
"The next sketch will be entirely on English without any Russian word".
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(English starts at 00:49)

It is all entierly on English, but just notice how the Russian public reacts.
It is a godamn funny sketch, and we laugh, because we speak English. It is a matter of a sign of normal education to speak a foreign language.

[Serb]

As a person who had to have conversations with the Indian tech support - I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OUT!!!

[Serb]

This is one of our holy symbols.

The recently build Imperial cathedral of the Soviet-Russian armed forces:
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Yes, we stand where we are - we are Christians, the last bastion of Christianity against your darkness of Satan.

[The Mad Monk]

Have a nice day after the truth hurts!

​The truth is you've been saying this for, what, two years now? Does that truth hurt?