Prediction Thread: When Will Ukraine Conquer Russia

[My Wife Hates CIV]

MHLC got me this for xmas. The bunker is full! This stuff is good for 20 years. It's good eating too. Mountainhouse freeze dried meals. We starting using these while hiking/backpacking.

[pchang]

So then Russia's strategy is "Let us win or we'll start launching nukes!"

[Serb]

Fine!!!

[Serb]

Otherwise you will be incinerated and you bunker will come in handy.

[Serb]

the only question left is how will russia exit itself from this mess. a hole putin has dug himself.... one might say he has dug his own grave.

Simply!
We will win the war, and then you will swallow and the question goes to you!

[Serb]

Какие же вы все-таки долбоебы!!!!

Конченые идиоты!!!

[My Wife Hates CIV]

the only question left is how will russia exit itself from this mess. a hole putin has dug himself.... one might say he has dug his own grave. and serb, dont be so offended by comments like this. it's bad leadership that is the reason for this failure. the average russian has nothing to do with these bad choices. the average russian is what makes russia great.

[Serb]

I wonder if they are applying any sort of quick upgrade package or if they are just being sent as RPG fodder? I doubt ukraine will waste modern anti tank systems on t‐62s.

Seems like an outburst of the common sense!

[Serb]

Even now I can't see ruling out the possibility. Ukraine's astonishing success is based on a huge variety of lucky breaks, fragile strengths and unreliable advantages.

That "astonishing success" exist only in your brainwashing media.

[Serb]

Indeed keeping the war going, and hoping that support for Ukraine dries up seems to be their game now.

On the ground they don't seem to learn much from previous mistakes tho. Recently they reported a gain of 2km in four days as some kind of an improvement. This would be 500m/day on average. In other words with human wave attacks and arty barrages Russia is basically reenacting WW I

Otoh mechanized assaults like that one recently at Vuledar ended in heavy losses, even Pro-Russian commentators are saying this.

Oh, boy!
I wonder what would you says when:
1) We make a demonstrative nuclear launch over Europe.
2) How deep would you suck when we will wave our banner over Reichstag AGAIN!!!

[Serb]

20 years after, Chechens are the most fierce RUSSIAN fighters!
Our Muslim brothers in arms!

[pchang]

Probably Chechens

[Serb]

It is true story.
Some Russian civilians on Donbass territory were hiding in a basement and heard:
- Allahu Akbar!!!
- Thanks God! Ours have came!

[Dauphin]

So, it is "it" in general?

If some asked 'Is Russia a great country?', you say 'Yes it is',

But you can also say

'Russia is a proud country, and like any bear you should not poke her' or 'We call the US Uncle Sam, and he is one son of a *****'. (because you have used a zoomorphism/anthropomorphism/personification)

Saying 'Yes she is' to the first question would imply a strong sense of attachment, admiration or endearment similar to as if you refer to your car as a purring beauty, or you are a ship crewmen or captain you would probably refer to the ship as her. You are making 'her' more than simply a thing but a living breathing object.

[Serb]

Still not back to it's 1989 population numbers.

Ukraine can't return to it's 1989 GDP numbers.

As for Chechnya:

Mosul: