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  • Extreme dating.

    Michigan driver deliberately struck, killed retiree so he could have sex with her body, authorities say
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • More from the weirdo front:

      Police believe the men had an arrangement which involved one man sawing the other's leg off

      A 36-year-old is charged with murder after allegedly sawing off another man's leg in an Australian park.
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      • He wanted to walk a mile in his shoes.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • I don't know if it is weird that this happened (I avoid cold whenever possible) but the headline is unique.

          Cross-country skier Remi Lindholm suffers frozen penis in race

          "When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable," he added.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • Ouch.
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            • I did LSD,” said naked man arrested for hotel damage, then arrested two days later for shooting up casino golf course

              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
                Rules are like Egg's. They're fun when thrown out the window!
                Difference is irrelevant when dosage is higher than recommended!

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                • Wezil
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                  When did turtles start flying? Did I miss a memo?

              • CANNIBAL KILLER SLAUGHTERED AND ATE 23 PIZZA DELIVERY MEN, 6 JEHOVAH WITNESSES, 2 POSTMEN IN PAST 7 YEARS

                Keep on Civin'
                RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • *burp*
                    "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                    • You'd think the local pizza places would notice that their drivers aren't returning from deliveries.
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • He's going to launch nuclear thermal war!': Florida driver blames Putin for speeding in his Dodge Challenger telling cops he was ‘freaking out’ over the prospect of nuclear war

                        Keep on Civin'
                        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • Wezil
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                          Tell that one to the judge.

                      • Teen gets stuck in tree saving cat
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • Ming
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                          Classic

                        • Wezil
                          Wezil commented
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                          Fox isn't good for much but their headlines are quality entertainment.

                      • An old headline but one that should be memorialized.


                        Kenyan official says male lions who had sex 'must have seen gay men behaving badly' and should be separated
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • -Jrabbit
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                          For the record, that was 2017, and variations of the headline appeared in many publications.

                        • Wezil
                          Wezil commented
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                          Yes, I pointed out that it was an old headline.

                      • Mummified body found inside wall of Oakland convention center

                        Construction workers discover body during renovation of the more than century old Henry J Kaiser Convention Center


                        Remember the curse
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