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[BeBMan]

[Broken_Erika]

[BeBMan]

At least they're friendly when welcoming kids to hell, so it will teach them good manners...

[Broken_Erika]

China brand sparks backlash for "welcome to hell" kid's shirt

A popular Chinese clothing brand has apologised for producing a shirt for children with phrases such as "welcome to hell" and "let me touch you" on it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-58674186

[BeBMan]

The Goat of Doom

[Broken_Erika]

Mountain Goat Kills Grizzly Bear

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/mountain-goat-kills-grizzly-bear-1.6184779

[Egbert]

Everything on Poly is true!

[Uncle Sparky]

Those brave, brave Trump supporters. Even though they know 100% of those arrested for the January 7th non-insurrection were ANTIFA and BLM (I read it on 'Poly so it must be true), they are fighting for their freedom!

And don't call me Shirley.

[Egbert]

Surely they will interrupt the match to broadcast the ceremony?
So you don't miss out on anything.

[BeBMan]

To celebrate the umpteenth return of Trump, Disney is planning a special StarWars release:

[Uncle Sparky]

So what time is the Trump swearing-in ceremony tomorrow? I'm at a football match @ 3 pm central time, but don't want to miss it.

[BeBMan]

I bet that only a daily dose of zinc and hydroxysomething can keep a man healthy for so long

[Uncle Sparky]

So, I've had a Jan 01, 1970 join date here for quite a while...

I just received a confirmation from the local public swimming pool for a future booking:

Enrollment in Pan Am Pool - Lap Swim (# 127274)
Enrollment Effective Date: December 30, 1899
Meeting Dates: September 14, 2021
Tuesday from 12:45pm to 2:45pm

Other than bolding, I did not alter the content.
I really need a bigger pension.

[N35t0r]

He could sue her and anyone else involved for a $10,000 reward. Yes.

At least 10k

And if he loses, he doesn't have to pay her (or anyone else involved) judicial fees.

[Dauphin]

And the 'damages' award doesn't count as income for tax or other purposes (like, child support)?