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  • Uncle Sparky
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    Majority of Gays Are Possessed by Ghosts

    Sugar, spice, and ... ghostly possession? Those are ingredients that make up a huge chunk of the LGBTQ+ population, if one absurd "research study" is to be believed.

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  • Ming
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    Detroit woman left horrified after a well-known North Carolina pastor 'peed on her as she slept on a red eye flight from Las Vegas'
    • · Alicia Beverly had been flying from Las Vegas to Detroit, Michigan after enjoying a girl's trip in Sin City
      · She was sleeping next to her sister when she felt a warm liquid fall on her
      · Beverly screamed and discovered the puddle of urine in her seat
      · An off-duty cop happened to be on the flight and detained the pastor from North Carolina
      · The unidentified pastor is said to have had a reaction to a sleep aid
      · FBI will determine whether the man will be charged


    A woman catching a red eye flight from Las Vegas has been left traumatized after a pastor from North Carolina allegedly urinated on her while on the plane.
    Alicia Beverly had been flying from Las Vegas to Detroit, Michigan on Monday after enjoying a girl's trip in Sin City.
    She had been sleeping next to her sister on the Delta flight when she suddenly felt a warm liquid splashing on her.



    Beverly looked about in her sleepy haze and was shocked to discover what she found.
    'I jump up and I seen his private area out and I screamed and that woke everybody up,' she said. 'By that time I actually looked at him and I see him shake himself off and I'm like this man just peed on me! I looked and there was a puddle of pee in the seats!'
    Beverly immediately got up and screamed, waking up everyone on the plane, including an off-duty officer who came and restrained the man.
    The unidentified pastor is said to have had a reaction to a sleep aid, according to sources familiar with the incident.
    'He didn't say anything the whole time he was standing there,' Beverly shared.
    The woman had to sit in her wet clothes for several hours before landing at Detroit Metro Airport in Romulus.
    While the pastor has been taken into custody, he has not been charged as of yet. The case is being handled by the FBI as they deal with incidents in the air.
    Beverly has been left with severe anxiety, getting overcome with emotions as she talks about the impact of the incident.
    'I left work yesterday because I couldn't stay but I had to tell them why I needed to leave. It was a lot. My anxiety was really high literally. Since then I have only gotten 4 hours of sleep,' she said.



    Alicia Beverly had been flying from Las Vegas to Detroit, Michigan on Monday after enjoying a girl's trip in Sin City when she felt the pee fall on her.

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  • pchang
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    Its time for steak!

  • Ming
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    Wandering herd of cows trashes school's fall harvest display


    A herd of hungry cows made a late-night visit to Edneyville Elementary School in North
    Carolina and trashed the school's fall harvest display in an apparent search for snacks.
    Photo courtesy of Edneyville Elementary School

    Officials at a North Carolina elementary school said they checked security footage and identified the culprits behind the destruction of the school's fall harvest display -- some pumpkin-loving cows.

    Edneyville Elementary School posted a photo to Facebook in early October showing the fall harvest display donated by The Nix Pumpkin Patch, but weeks later a follow-up post showed the display in disarray following an apparent act of vandalism.

    Principal Marsha Justice said she reviewed security camera footage from outside the school and identified the perpetrators as a group of 11 cows rummaging around the pumpkins and gourds for snacks.

    "Thank goodness the damage was repairable, and that we were able to check security footage and get pictures of the 11 perpetrators! If you recognize any of these hooved hoodlums, let us know," the school said in a Facebook post.

    Officials said the incident brought some much-needed mirth to the community.

    "Needless to say, the unexpected visitors brought some welcome joy and humor to the Edneyville staff this week, and we're happy to share the laughs with our local community," Henderson County Public Schools Public Information Officer Molly McGowan Gorsuch told Blue Ridge Now.

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  • Ming
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    A giant inflatable Borat statue wearing nothing but a mask as a mankini is floating on the Thames ahead of the sequel’s release



    Fans of Borat will be able to get an epic selfie with a spectacular semi-naked inflatable of the lead character which is currently floating on the Thames.

    The second movie following the antics of the Kazakh ‘journalist’ is set for release on Friday, and the hairy effigy wearing nothing but a surgical mask as a mankini has been tied to the top of a barge in celebration of the release.

    The inflatable – showing Borat reclining seductively while throwing up a thumbs up sign – is the size of a whole barge and is clad in just the mask, some socks and shoes, and is frankly a little bit terrifying.

    The Sacha Baron Cohen character was first seen in 2006’s Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan and the upcoming film has just as long a title – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

    The film was shot in secret, and sees Borat on a mission to ‘save 2020’, including by hitting coronavirus with a pan to get rid of it as well as gatecrashing political events.

    Sacha, 49, revealed he feared for his life while filming, telling Time magazine: ‘While filming my latest Borat film, I showed up as a right-wing singer at a gun-rights rally in Washington State.



    ‘When organisers finally stormed the stage, I rushed to a nearby get-away vehicle. An angry crowd blocked our way and started pounding on the vehicle with their fists.

    ‘Under my overalls, I was wearing a bulletproof vest, but it felt inadequate with some people outside toting semiautomatic weapons.

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  • BeBMan
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    Mutant crayfish should be in the next X-Fish movie.

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  • pchang
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    Time for Belgians to develop a taste for crayfish.

  • Broken_Erika
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    Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery

    Escaped self-cloning mutant crayfish created in experimental breeding programmes have invaded a Belgian cemetery.

    Hundreds of the duplicating crustaceans, which can dig down to up to a metre and are always female, pose a deadly threat to local biodiversity after colonising a historic Antwerp graveyard.

    "It's impossible to round up all of them. It's like trying to empty the ocean with a thimble," said Kevin Scheers, of the Flemish Institute for Nature and Woodland Research.

    Marbled crayfish, which travel across land and water at night and eat whatever they can, do not occur in nature and are banned by the European Union.


    Instead, the freshwater beasts, which are about 10cm big and voracious, are thought to have been bred by unscrupulous German pet traders in the 1990s.

    They are similar to the slough crayfish found in Florida but are parthenogenetic, which means they reproduce with themselves and all their children are genetically identical females.

    The mutation, which occurred about 25 years ago, means populations can spring up rapidly from just a single Procambarus virginalis.

    In 2018, scientists established the global marbled crayfish population was descended from a single female and didn't need males to reproduce.

    The EU banned possession and release of the uncanny crayfish in 2014 but it is impossible to trace the owners because all the crayfish are genetically exactly the same.

    The crayfish have taken root in the pools and streams of the Schoonselhof cemetery in Antwerp, which is known as the Flemish city's Pere Lachaise.

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/esc...7Y76OELOTHGPA/

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  • Ming
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    Good Point Jr...
    From now on, I"m simply going to delete any political, pandemic or protest posts.
    God knows there are other places for those discussions.
    This is meant for Other News...

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  • -Jrabbit
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    LOL. I mean, I feel bad for the Babylon Bee and all, but FB shutting them down because of satire criticizing a Dem Senator is rich in irony.

    Also, that's 3 politics-based posts from Kid just on this page. I believe that's outside the spirit of this thread:
    Originally posted by Ming View Post
    Consider this the place to post news stories that have nothing do with global pandemics, politics, racial tensions, and all those other depressing stories out there...

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  • Kidlicious
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    There's no way you can get stupider than this.

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    MenuCONFIRMATION OF AMY CONEY BARRETT
    Published 20 hours agoFacebook removes Babylon Bee satire mocking Sen. Hirono's treatment of Amy Barrett, says it 'incites violence'

    'It's literally a regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie!" the Bee's CEO exclaimed

    By Joseph A. Wulfsohn | Fox NewsVideoHirono accuses Barrett of offensive use of term 'sexual preference'


    Democrat Senator from Hawaii argues Supreme Court nominee would 'roll back' LGBTQ rights

    Facebook cracked down on the conservative satirical site The Babylon Bee over an article mocking Hawaii's Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono's treatment of Supreme Court nominee Judge Amy Coney Barrett during last week's confirmation hearings.

    Last Wednesday, the Bee ran a story with the headline, "Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch," alluding to the intense grilling Barrett faced from Hawaii's junior senator, who asked the judge if she had ever "sexually assaulted" anyone and scolded the nominee for using the term "sexual preference" to describe the LGBTQ community, which Barrett apologized for.

    "After two days of Amy Coney Barrett gracefully and stoically answering questions with perfect recall and no notes, suspicions grew on Capitol Hill that she might be a practitioner of the dark arts," the Bee's satirical report began.

    "Oh, she's a witch alright, just look at her!" the Bee fictitiously quoted Hirono. "Just look at the way she's dressed and how she's so much prettier and smarter than us! She's in league with Beelzebub himself, I just know it! We must burn her!"

    BABYLON BEE STINGS CNN WITH SATIRICAL ARTICLE: THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR 'ONE FAKE NEWS SITE'

    According to the satirical piece, Hirono "then pulled a live duck out of a massive burlap sack next to her and announced: 'In addition to being a Senator, I am also quite wise in the ways of science. Everyone knows witches burn because they are made of wood. I think I read that somewhere. Wood floats, and so do ducks-- so logically, if Amy Coney Barrett weighs as much as this duck I found in the reflection pool outside, she is a witch and must be burned.'"

    The image attached to the article is a clearly photoshopped image of Hirono at the hearing with a duck by her side.

    Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon took to Twitter and revealed the lengthy battle his site has had with Facebook, who took down the satirical piece.

    THE BABYLON BEE STINGS TWITTER CEO AFTER ACCOUNT WAS BRIEFLY SUSPENDED

    "So after a manual review, Facebook says they stand by their decision to pull down this article and demonetize our page. I'm not kidding," Dillon wrote. "They say this article 'incites violence.' It's literally a regurgitated joke from a Monty Python movie!""

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  • Thoth
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    I've been saying that for 4 years now.

  • Uncle Sparky
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    If they could save the fetuses, no harm done!

  • Dauphin
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    Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
    If Amy Coney Barrett went on a shooting rampage killing dozens in Time Square, she'd still be appointed to the Supreme Court.
    Unless the victims were pregnant. Pro-Life remember.

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  • Uncle Sparky
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    WASHINGTON, DC - Ice cream chain Baskin-Robbins recently came out with 2 new flavors of shitty ice cream to honor the upcoming US election.

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