Rejected from B-School

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I thought he just had a girlfriend

I think the maryjoowanna is a hell of a drug.

[spambot]

wasn't expecting you to be a pot smoker

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Naw, the monkey on MY back is stimulants, legal coffee. The mary-hootchie don't do nothin' for me I like.

[Al B. Sure!]

Got accepted to UC-Berkeley Haas.

[Lorizael]

wtg, man. Try not to forget that life is meaningless and we're all going to die!

[Ming]

Got accepted to UC-Berkeley Haas.

CONGRATULATIONS!
Now the work REALLY BEGINS

[Al B. Sure!]

Thank you, but I'm most likely going to go to Chicago Booth. The rankings that came out today (Booth as #1 MBA program per US News & World Report) kind of clinches it.

[-Jrabbit]

Congrats on the acceptances, Alby. Looking forward to meeting you in Chicago sometime!

[rah]

Congrats, and to think you were worried after the first few rejections.

[rah]

And yeah, The morning paper's business section had an article about it's rank. Our company does that survey for them and a guy on my staff runs the data side.
(so I would be leary about the results)

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Wait - is that a joke on the survey, the company or the guy on your staff? The distinction between the former and the latter two is sorta important to Alby, I should think...

[Aeson]

So rah fudged some survey data to trick Alby into going to Chicago ... the question is, why?

[Uncle Sparky]

Maybe they have the same blood type... rah is getting old.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

What a terrible question, jeeze.






-Because he's evil, of course.

[ankmass]

This is very strange, given the good estimates. Perhaps you need to pay attention to your conversational skills, the ability to properly present yourself to the interviewer. I can give you a link to emotional farewell speech example, so that you can practice or try to write for yourself a suitable speech. Good luck!

[Al B. Sure!]

Final tally.

Accepted to Booth, Kellogg, and Haas. Waitlisted to Fuqua, Yale, and NYU Stern.